That.
Yeah.
No,
to get
tickets. And when he sings, I feel he's singing just to me.
No. Who wants to hear him sing? You do? And I had to give up a good poker game for this.
I
get more involved.
Red Star, bright first star I've seen tonight.
Wish I may wish I might have the wish I make tonight. Starlight Starbright.
Send me my love tonight.
If you will. If you do,
that's my wish come true
in my mind. My ideal is a creature so supreme. Let me find that she's real
and not just a lovely dream
in
Strong
Star.
The first star I've seen.
Find my Love. So I'm at
home
in my arm
to.
Ok.
Ladies and gentlemen was Russ Raymond America's singing
Hot Throb presenting that brand new number,
Starlight Star, Bright
and Soul. Fluff. Soul. Soul.
The soap that does Fluff Soul brings to a close the 333rd program of Russ Raymond.
If you wish an autographed picture of Russ Raymond America's singing Hot.
Oh,
Hiya Ben.
How are you doing,
mate?
Where do you go?
One
hour?
Oh, just knock us off anyway. Ok.
Thanks a lot.
Ok.
Come
here.
You
boy,
you still got the letter. I got it right here as well. Tommy Haw,
Con
Sado Hotel. This guy must be a big shout out. The captain says on private messages.
I still don't understand why the captain picked you to deliver
a message because I'm the smartest man in the navy.
How do you figure that?
He said it was impossible for anybody to teach me anything.
I
know.
What's the matter with you guys? Hey, you got any sense?
You want to hurt somebody?
You wouldn't drive like that if there was a cop around here.
How do you like that to be a cop in a mile of this place?
Nobody would ever drive like that. Don't call me a policeman. Sure. What?
Hey,
didn't you sailors hear that? Officer? Blow his whistle? Yes.
Well, what do you think he's doing,
giving bird imitations or does he look like a peanut stand?
You ought to know there's a law against jaywalking. He knows it. Give him a ticket.
Oh, I am a smokey. You keep out of this. I
go tell
him I'll get you out of it. What are you worrying? Get me out of this in a small way.
I don't like to give a sailor a ticket. You heard what? He said?
He didn't want to give a sailor a ticket. Well, it's your duty.
Give him a ticket, smokey. Why don't you leave the man alone? You keep quiet.
I insist that you give him a ticket persistence, sort of a guy.
He insists you give me a ticket. I just keep quiet. He can't bluff me. Go ahead.
Give him one. Ok. If you insist, what's your name?
Croy Watson. What ship? No ship? I ain't never been on a boat. What?
I only been in the navy. Six years. Never been to sea.
No, sir. Revolting, isn't it
next time? Watch your step.
Both of you
my first ticket
and I wasn't even driving a car.
See what you get me. See what I got to get in
front of you people. Are you gonna let him bluff? You
tear it up.
It's no good. Tear it up.
He can't do anything to you. Ok. Hey, what's the idea? That was his idea.
Oh, yeah. Tell that to the marines.
That was his idea. I was, I got to think of him. Hey, listen,
a clown in a sailor's suit, huh? Well,
let's see how, well you'll entertain the boys in the brig. Wait a minute.
You better let him deliver the captain's letter first. Yeah.
Well, ok, you go ahead and deliver that letter and then report back to the base.
I'm not gonna have any trouble out of either one of you.
Ok?
You're gonna let that big lug get away with that.
I'm gonna call him and you're going to tell him all.
Wait a minute, smokey.
Every time you open up my mouth. You get me in trouble.
All right, mom, we deliver the letter.
Hey, Smoky.
What a cute kid. Hello? How are you? What do you
give me?
Get that later?
Now, would it?
Hey, there's the letter. Pick it up. Hurry up. Ok, let's get going.
00,
in trouble again, huh? Love. Can't we fix this all up? Not with me, sailor.
Hey, here's your money.
Oh, trying to bribe me, huh? Pomeroy Watson. No, I was only trying to.
Yeah, I know. Will you take your money and get out of this area and stay up? I know.
But this money isn't you help me get out of here?
Ok.
Ok. Ok. Ok.
Hey,
who is it? The lady
Kevin was.
Are you Thomas?
That's right. I got a letter for you.
Thanks. Ok.
You boys always deliver dirty letters like this.
Oh, no, I wouldn't even look at a dirty postcard.
Mr Halstead.
You close.
The CEO wants an answer.
You boys make yourselves at home.
Hey,
we're very sorry. We'd like to. But we can't.
You see, I've got a lot of shopping to do shopping. Yeah. Where did you get?
No, you're done.
I'm gonna buy every record the Andrews sisters ever made.
I'm gonna buy that one record
that
we'll be right back. You're a lot of
big
fellow Mr Smell.
I do be able to laugh as you do
and concede that liberty
girl.
All right,
doing the things
you
do.
Don't give me that
push.
You can't spend that money. No, no. That money belongs to that shore patrol.
Ok.
That's t
paint his,
it is his pain. Mine. You be ashamed of yourself. What would your mother say?
I don't know. Yeah.
Well, I do throw it away. Ok.
What are you whistling at
generate?
You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Whistling at the,
just a maid, sir. Would you mind coming back a little later, please?
But I have to make up your bed, sir. It's been made.
Oh, but this is the morning we give you fresh blankets treated with ultraviolet.
Concuss is our service, sir.
I beg your pardon, sir?
The Navy,
right.
That's a pretty nice camera for a chambermaid.
Well,
it's a hobby of mine. Even chambermaids have hobbies.
Well, if you want a hobby, try learning to make beds. Come back here with that camera.
You've got
no.
Right. Why don't I hammer your little toy into an ashtray sticking in here like this.
You happen to be news, Mr Raymond. Big news. Why? The Disappearance Act? Because,
no, that's none of your business. The public's business. I don't think it is.
Well, they do.
And you've got no right to take a run out powder on the people who made you famous.
They're entitled to. What about me?
Don't you think I am entitled to a little private life?
Look, lady,
I assure you, I'm not ungrateful.
I only want to spend the next six years of my life being just plain me, Tommy Halstead,
not Russ Raymond America singing heartthrob.
Do you get it?
So you picked the Navy? Yes, ma'am. I'm in the Navy. I'm a sailor.
Just a plain simple gob.
And believe me, that's going to be something, believe me,
that's going to be a whale of a story over my dead body.
If you print that, do you realize what my life in the Navy would be?
Gee,
not so good.
Not so good. Right?
You know, I never thought of it like that.
I'm really sorry.
Here, let's take the E and get rid of this.
Excuse me, boy.
Well, that's a fine. How do you do? I'm fine, thanks. How are you? I'm all right.
Oh, come on. That's so much noise. Keep quiet. We're gonna
wait.
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.
I never see anything like this. Hey, boy, can you imagine this? What do you see?
Nothing? They got the key in the door,
Bernie.
You want some nice water
Halston
Halste ad.
You say he enlisted today?
See that proves it simply proves that a fellow named Hall didn't listed in the Navy.
How do I know that Hall said is Russ Raymond Brownie?
Because I told you so here take these because I brought this picture to
prove it that headless wonder could be anyone very clever fake Miss Roberts,
but it won't work.
Why are you so sure? I'm faking it.
Well, first of all,
no sane man would give up $100,000 a year job to be a $21 a month sailor.
And second his disappearance was a publicity stunt.
And third, you've been trying to get a staff assignment for the past six months.
Good day, Miss Roberts. Mr Travis.
I'll get you a picture of Russ Raymond.
I'll prove that he's Tommy Halstead and that he has enlisted in the navy.
Ok. Go ahead and I'll double the circulation of this magazine overnight.
But you get me enough pictures for a four page layout
showing Raymond as a rookie sailor and I'll make magazine history.
Oh, the Andrew sisters drive through.
I
thought there were three girls in a trio.
There are
and something's wrong. That trio's a foursome.
How long have you been handling publicity for the navy?
Just a short while, Miss Andrews.
I only volunteer my services when it's
vital.
Then
when you came here eight weeks ago,
you only looked like sailors.
Now you are sailors.
You've worked hard and you've learned fast.
You've had to learn fast because these are perilous
times today more than ever before in our history.
130 million Americans depend upon the vigilance of the United States Navy to
patrol our two oceans and to guard us from any and all enemies.
You men, the enlisted personnel are the navy,
the backbone of the fleet.
Remember what you stand for
good luck. Good voyage
and keep your ship afloat.
If the ships are all shined up, the brasses aglow,
the fleet is all lined up and raring to go.
The men dreamed up a sky full of red.
The boilers are steamed up so full speed,
we are up to see the world.
If you're off, you find out just what makes it tea.
You're gonna have a look at all of the oceans and earn your promotions. But quit
your office is either way
before you get back into part,
they want to prove to you the beans and the gravy
they serve in the navy make
um
the
day you come. You're on your way though. We can't say which way you may go to Rio
Labrador, Singapore and back to San Diego, you're
putting out to
sea
to see what kind of sailors you can be.
But Taylor, you can bet wherever you sent your fitful adventures.
So while there's still a world left to see,
far off to see, to see the
of
he said,
yeah,
they're not
of the
thank you.
You're on your way
last
going
back to
San Diego,
a
watch
to see
the world.
Oh,
goodbye, sailor.
See you again because you're off to see the world and see what makes it tick
and earn your promotions, but do it quick so long, but not forever. Goodbye.
We'll see you again when you put back into port so long. One.
Voy out to you because you ought to see the world.
Oh,
Miss Robert. Yes.
Do you know Pomeroy Pomeroy.
Pomeroy Watson, the best sailor in the navy.
He's tall, dark and then some, that's what he says in his letters.
And he's living for the moment when he can crush me in his eyes.
And you've never seen him.
Not yet.
There he is over there with a cannon.
Is that for me?
Go on and surprise him. I'm sure he'd love it. Oh, do you think so? I'm sure of it.
Of course he would come on, throw your arms around him.
Come on, man,
honey, here's your dream girl.
Well, look who's here.
What are you
doing
here?
Am I surprised?
Oh, excuse me a minute. What
again?
Well, looking for somebody. Yes, I need a convoy. Oh,
what's the matter sailor? What's wrong?
Oh, you found my purse. Thanks for returning it. Well, come on. You boot.
Give the lady a purse. Certainly chief. Certainly tell you what
I believe this was in it.
Too bad that I got to it.
You must come up sometime and see my candid camera shots.
Sorry, I had to run away like the girls. Oh, we're the ones that are. Sorry, Russ.
It was a frame up. Yeah, I'm afraid you're right.
What are you girls doing in the navy?
She's getting in for a sailor. Yeah. Yeah.
So do you know a hunk of stuff by the name of Pomeroy Watson. Pomeroy Watson. Uh huh.
Yeah, Pomeroy.
Give way fast, fast as you can.
There he is right over there in charge of those men.
Oh, I might have known he'd be in charge of something. Oh, he's a big man around here.
I never heard of such a team before. In all my life say
is he's standing in a hole.
Hey, Tommy,
there's patty and the girls.
Well, every sailor can't be a child's Boyer.
Now, men,
I want you guys to pay more attention to my commands.
One of your upwards.
Ha ha.
What?
Turn down,
turn down,
come down.
Don't forget it.
All I said was
I pause
now that's the candle that broke the straws back
pp
out.
Put him down.
Hm.
Smutty. That's what it is. Mty. I'll put you on a brick on bread and water for 30 days.
All of you guys, no one knows from anybody. Get away. Fast,
faster. 123456. Pick up sticks faster, faster,
faster,
much faster.
What?
Stop the boat?
Actually, I,
I stopped the ball,
stop the ball,
stop the boat.
Stop.
What's happened? So now
what's the matter?
I'm getting seasick.
Oh,
what
about
it?
What's the matter?
What's the matter? Give him a break, chief? He's just trying to impress his girl.
Say, look, that's not what the Navy's for.
I hope that petty officer don't get wise to this.
What do I care about? The petty officer? I got no use for a petty officer.
So I see.
And I don't like pastry cooks to try to pretend that they're sailors.
I was only, only trying to be a big shot. I know.
Well,
suppose you get back to the galley and order some of those biscuits into the oven.
Not till I get ready.
I'm ready.
Hello,
Pomeroy Watson.
The big shot turns out to be a blank cartridge. White patty. I, oh, come on, girls.
Hey, Baker.
I thought I sent you back to the galley. Well, I,
why,
by the way, where's that money you took away from me on the street the other day?
Oh, I wasn't gonna keep that money. I was gonna give it to you.
I was only looking for you.
Hello? Pommy old boy. You shut up. Now. Now the whole daunting is your fault.
Now, don't you told me to write to that girl and tell her I was 6 ft two, didn't you do
that
right now?
Wait a minute. You tell me to tell her that I had eyes of blue.
You know, I ain't got eyes of blue. I know that.
And then you go ahead and tell her to tell her that
I'm supposed to tell her that I'm an admiral in the navy.
You know who I am as a baker of the white ass.
Well,
Apple, there's no harm to smoking.
You've not only wrecked my whole life but you spoil my whole day. Shame on you.
You hit me, shame on me too.
You hit me
smokey.
I must be losing my mind.
I didn't mean to hit you smokey. Smokey. Please believe me.
I never lay my hands on you smokey. You know that
smokey hit me right in the face.
A lot of good that'll do. Make up for that smokey.
Hit me right in the face and make me happy.
Go ahead. Smokey. Hit me right there
and I had to coax him to do it.
Is it?
That's
all
so
Tencent
Watson and Jetsam, we
did it for you
rookie doughnuts.
Hey, you kids get away from those doughnuts. It's ok.
They're the commanding officer's nephews. Hey,
dizzy.
Come here.
Where's that coat? I had made, you know, the one I want for sure.
Leave the white one, the white one in the clothes closet. Get it for me.
Let's see you.
It's up here.
ST
right over here. Hey, Smokey
smoke.
They are Joe. It's all fixed.
That's fine. Hey, Smokey.
Well, how do you like the coat? All this? Well, boy, you look like a battle
wagon.
I'm gonna enjoy myself because
I got plenty of money to deal with. Hey, I got
back.
I'm gonna
Diamond Patty. Where'd you get all that?
Well, I didn't know you had all that money. Sure.
Well, why'd you tell her you got a certain look in your eye. I don't like.
Oh, I'll behave. I'm your friend. What are you doing?
Oh, that's a little game, a little game. All. Find a submarine, find a sub
to play games.
You see, that's a submarine. That's Atlanta. Well, we call it a submarine.
See that's the Atlantic Ocean. That's the Pacific Ocean. That's the Indian Ocean.
And I place it in one of the oceans and if you find the submarine,
then you win, then it's different. Then we'll play, get your money in. Let's play.
All right. Now you get the idea of the game. Yeah. All right. I'll watch it.
See you there.
There you are. We put it in the Pacific Ocean.
I'll keep your eye on it. Now, tell me where it is. I think this one will be
$10
wasn't
there?
Somebody was under there. Well, it wasn't there. I can
get away. Can you imagine?
Yes. Will he do that?
All right. Here you are. Do you see it there? Now, how can you go wrong?
It's just a little twist of the wrist.
There she goes where, you
know, I think this one for $10.10 dollars, you come
over here. Come
on,
come
on,
come
on,
come
on,
put it down once. You know, where is it?
No, it wasn't there
and it wasn't,
I don't think anybody can win this game. Smokey. I wouldn't say that.
I just said it there. I'll bet you $10 but it can be powered. Ok.
There it is right there. Now, if I can find it, why, what kind of bet is that? Go
ahead. I'll bet you $10
right there and you pick up yourself
right here.
That's not good. All right, I'll give you a chance to get even here.
I'll bet you $1 that's on the other side. The 1 $1. Now you find it. Ok.
Well, now you win. So it even,
all right. What do you stop betting dollars for? Now? Wells
went along here. I'll give you a chance to double up on me here. Do you see it there.
Go ahead. Now, watch it,
watch it.
Now, it's underneath one of those
shells. You can
find it. Now, if he can find it, why can't you,
if you want to make a little bit on the
side
here, go
ahead. Pick it out. It's up to yourself. Now, if he wins then make
a change
it,
where is it? Why don't you leave him alone?
Pick it out?
That is, no,
it's here. That is, it. Is
there. It is. I win the first time I ever won in my life.
Oh, yes.
You win. You had no money down.
Now, chances are, if you'd have had some money down there, chances are,
you'd have won.
Chances are,
but I could win at that submarine game. Ok. How much do you want to bet? Five bucks? $5.
Say, have you got a $10 bill for someone's?
I
always carry a $10 bill bill. That's fine. Give me to one. There you are.
There's 12, by the way, how many years have you been in the Navy? Six years? Six.
What's that got to do with, cut out my machine? Six,
789, 10. It's much better. Now, here's your 512345.
Now, the idea of this game naturally is to find
a submarine. We
wait a minute. He wants what? No, no. Come here. Wait a minute. Wait something wrong.
You didn't give me 10 ones that time. Ok, here's your 10. Cheat. Me. Here's your 10.
Give me back my ones better.
Ok. Come on
right there. Now.
It's 123,
45. Wait a minute. When do you get out of the navy in two years? 2222 years.
I got 2234567. Wait a
minute,
I
understand you to say six,
six years. I've been in the, oh, that's what, two years I'm getting out.
Well, I had that six on my mind.
Get me mixed up. That's all I get. Two years. 22222.
Ok. 23456789 10.
Thanks. That's all.
Got it again.
Hey, this,
have you got a tent for someone's?
Give me the tent.
There's 12.
How long have you been in the Navy. 90 days.
Come on. Count it out. No, you come on. How long you been in the Navy? 90 days?
It's not gonna come out.
Something's wrong. So you got yourself into it. Come on, count it off.
I'm gonna get it again.
234567,
seven.
How many months? In 90 days? Three months,
three months,
three,
three months. Three,
I got it.
Hm.
3456789, 10.
Oh,
yeah,
I think I got it again. Oh, come on. Give Joe a chance to win some money.
Will you please? Now, look, Joe, you see it there. Now, how can you go off?
It's just a little twist of the wrist.
That's all there is to it. Now it's underneath one of those shells.
Dizzy.
A
fruit
stand in
the,
keep it,
pick it out. Go ahead. Where's the submarine? No, it wasn't there.
There's your money
back.
Don't
want to fight.
I want to play some more with you.
Play some more.
Cheat me. There's not a chance. Have you got any more money? Why? I
got a bank room? What odds you give me? I'll give you 2 to 1 that ain't enough.
Oh, come on, I'll give you 3 to 1. No,
you
too
anxious. What do you want? At least six? I'll give you 5 to 1. No, six.
I'll give you 6 to 1. Ok. Ok.
What was that? I
don't know. Somebody's digging clams or something.
All right, I'll tell you what we do.
You know where it is now, you know where the submarine is for the bank roll,
the bank roll, put it all down, pick it up.
No, no. Where did that come from? You're not mad.
Are you suddenly, I'm mad and suck the lemons.
Oh,
that's the worst thing I ever saw a sheet like that. Imagine a man doing that to me.
He's, what thing I'd ever do a sheet.
You know? You know where the submarine is. I know where a fuck of submarines are
for how much I know where a submarine with juice coming out of this. For how much?
One
minute at all?
All right, of course, you're only entitled to one ocean. That's all I want.
I watch it.
You pick up the ocean.
You are. Do you want that ocean here? Pick it up? You've got to pick up
the
win. You know,
you want.
What ocean do you want? Come
on now on earth
is a trip battle.
He,
hey, wait a minute. Ho
kitty are en route two. How are you? I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
Wait a
minute. You want,
you like my smile? You like my style. Well, why don't you make me know it?
You like my walk. You like my talk. Well, there's only one way to show it
if you want to shake my hand
like they do it in Harlem. Stick your hand right out and shout.
Give me some skin, my friend step right up and take your stand.
You don't have to be timid.
Stick your hand right out and shout. Give me some skin. My friend. Smack it, whack it,
let your hand rotate,
show it,
blow it,
put it in your pocket till a future date. If you want to shake my hand
like they do it in Harlem.
Stick your head right out and shout. Give me some skin, my friend.
If you like my style will show me
if you like my smile. Let me know where
if you like my what? Please
tell me
you let my
to skin me, papa skin me
to
like they do.
Bye.
Yeah.
Not and shout. Give me some skin. My friend.
Step
right up and take your stand.
Have to be timid baby
out and shout. Give me some skin, my friend.
It
like it. My friend,
let
your hand rotate, show it,
blow it,
put it in your pocket at a future date. Step right
up.
Don't shake my hand
like they do.
I want to,
what do they do? It? Just take
your hand out
and
out
with the shell.
Give me some skin
if you want to shake my hand
like they do it in Harlem
can ride out and shout. Give me some,
give me some scans.
No.
What's the matter?
There's a
girl, the one with the camera complex here.
Well, I gotta get back now because I'm supposed to be on duty.
But I'll sneak in later and we'll have a little dance.
I'll be waiting, Mr Dugan. How are you? Dynamite.
How my voice, Paul. Fine.
Good evening.
So,
hello.
I think I owe you an apology.
I think you do. Well, we agree on something
and I apologize for pulling that gag on you
gag.
Yes,
you really thought I was Russ Raymond, didn't you?
I did. and I still do.
Well, I've been mistaken for him a lot of times. I am Tom Halstead.
Yeah,
I hope that guy Raymond stays lost so I can have a little piece.
Well, if you're not Russ Raymond, then you won't mind my taking your picture.
Will you,
you,
I'll even strike a pose for you.
How's this right here?
Ok. Or would you rather have this anything? It'll do
good there. You are no hard feelings. None at all. Mr Raymond.
I'll be seeing you in our magazine.
Here's the flip. Thanks.
Hey, give us a scan. Sure.
Skin.
Come on. If you want to see the end system.
Hello, girls. Gee, that number was swell. Hello, Patty.
You can call me Miss Andrews and from a distance.
Oh, Patty, give me a chance to explain. On the dance floor.
We have a little privacy, huh?
It's too crowded here.
Well, I don't know. Oh, come on, Patty, please. Will you?
I'll hardly step on your feet at all. Come on.
All right. Come on. Chubby.
Who
she called me? Chubby.
Oh boy.
Well, whose feet am I going to step on?
Where's your ticket? Oh, you gotta have a ticket. Yeah, wait a minute,
I'll go get a ticket then we can dance.
Ok,
lady. Give me five shots for the tickets.
Thanks.
Who are you bumping into? Who?
Not only bump? You're a slugger?
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah.
Ok.
I never fight with nobody that agrees with me. See.
Excuse me?
Ok,
let's go.
What kind of de was done?
What kind of desk was that?
Hey, that was a swell dance. Did you cut a rug, cut a rug.
I didn't even get a chance to disturb the LA.
Hey, you, what I did is rush over there to the box office.
I bought two tickets and I come over here to the desk on the phone with my girlfriend,
Patty and all we do is hear the band go
ta
ta ta.
So you heard the band go ta ta
ta
ta.
I hear
it.
That's going to cost you two bits more,
two bits more for whack, for listening to the music.
Don't let him get away with that.
Smoking.
Don't push. Come here.
Do
you want Patty to
make
yellow?
No.
Ok, Patty,
not a boy. I show him. I'm in love. I don't know what I'm doing. Go ahead.
Bring
him in love.
What's the matter?
Spooky? What's wrong?
I ain't gonna fight those guys here, I'll fight them on a field hunter.
They have no honor. That's ok. I ain't got no field. Take a poke at him. Palmer.
I let him have it. Go on right on the nose. Go on. Take a good poke at him. Ok,
I'll give you five bucks. You let me take a poke at you. Ok. Oh, what a sport.
Thanks a lot. Pal. Ok.
Here comes the five buck punch,
eight.
Here's your change.
Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'd like to see you do that again.
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
he did.
I dare you to try that on me, brother.
Oh, so
wait a minute. I,
why don't you pick on a kid your size?
Let him go.
Wait a
minute.
Let him go.
What's the idea? Try to become my friend here? All right, boys.
Now, wait a minute. I'm not picking on him. Him and me had an understanding.
What's the matter you friend of the boy, sweetheart? Don't call me, sweetheart.
No, no, no,
no
bye.
Come on.
I
wait a
minute.
What's
the matter with you? Two? I thought sailors were fighting, man. We are.
But you gotta be under water. Yes. And it's 30 days in the brig.
If you're caught the row ashore,
we're gonna stay right here and we're gonna watch the
fight and then we will wind up in the brig.
You don't know you,
hey, what do you guys think you are? Parachute? Troops.
This is the worst predicament I was ever in. This is worse than being in jail.
No stone walls do not a prison. Make nor iron bars a cage.
Well, if they don't, they got us hypnotized. Which one of your
fellow is Pomeroy Watson? That's you smokey. Yeah. No, that's you,
you, I don't know where I'm at. Excuse me?
I'm Pomeroy Watson. Message for you. Thank you, sir.
Could you get me a sponge cake with a file in it?
I guess not. I'm sorry.
Oh, smoking.
Tommy. Know what's wrong
fellas.
Now what happened now? Smokey and Tommy. What hair
all over? What Patty and I are washed up.
What do you mean she's going away with a barber with a barber? That's nonsense.
No, it's not smoky. It
says right here in the letter what it say? Him taking the clipper
to Hawaii.
Anything but a barber.
I always wanted to be more than a flopper. If I'm Roy Watson,
I'm Roy Watson. Somebody wants to.
That's me.
Come
with me.
No, sir. It's much safer in here. Don't take me away now. I didn't do nothing.
I'm not gonna que a voice closely away.
I don't care where I'm going. Go ahead. Take me if you want. I don't care.
That's my boss. The chief counselor.
Yes, I know
my boss.
Hello, boss. What are you in? For? What am I?
Look, Watson for six years.
We've tried to make a sailor out of you just let
me read a few lines of your record so far this year
placed on sentry duty, arrested a mailman for taking letters out of a mailbox.
How do you like the
fore
in broad daylight too?
The same day you were sent down the mess hall to break up a crap game. What do you do?
You lose your uniform in the game? That's a lie.
It was only my pants. Look Watson.
I protect you just sure,
because you're the only cook that knows how to fix
cream puffs the way the admiral likes them with jelly.
But this disgraceful brawl is a last straw.
When you get out of this, you'll be transferred to duty on the Alabama.
Are you going to transfer me to the Alabama? I don't care where you'll go.
A real battleship.
Go to Hawaii.
00,
I'll be able to get my hands on that. Barber.
Thanks, boss.
Uh Oh,
wonderful.
Thanks. I'm gonna be transferred
all
point
now. What are you in for?
Oh,
always saying as I,
as
me,
as
me, as
the
high
saying the
same
for me. All the saying the
is very
has to
be
we
discover
and paint the holes and
the decks and then when you think you're finished, you find it's time
to do it all again.
They say a sailor has got a coil in every party he's end.
Say that's not the truth because there's lots of places I have never been
is
as
merry as can be.
So
sailor's life, sailor's life for me.
You works in a
shape and save to get a full
pay. Then you lay it down and a guy says craps
and takes it all away.
We greased the engine and burned up oil to make some speed today.
But the only time that we passed a ship
it was going the other way
sailors life is as
me
as can be.
So
like
for
me,
when they make a sailor a seat po they take out all his
brains and inject a gallon of vinegar and mustard in his veins.
The chief is great as a navy man. At least that's what he thinks.
But I've seen him trying to swim and confidentially he sinks.
Hey, hey,
why don't you leave these two kids alone? Why don't these two kids? Leave me alone?
Never mind that.
Now you two get ashore before this boat sails. Check up your instruments.
Now you two boys get where you belong and you put some sweat on that swab.
Come on,
put some square swab
rock
in a 40 lashes.
What about lashes?
Do you think mine would look better?
Mascara?
Pick up that line?
Hiya,
sir.
Oh,
do
it.
You want it below?
I I
it
brother, I'll see you later.
That's ok with me.
You got no right to make tummy work like this anyway. All right.
A whole ocean full of water to wash the decks. It makes Tommy wash with one bucket.
All right. Come on. Forget it. Always in trouble.
Say Tommy, how about you and I going ashore tonight?
No, thanks. No. Come on. You haven't left this boat in a week. What do you want to do?
Turn out to be a barnacle. I like the ship. You like it. What's
the matter? Are you afraid that girl's
still parked out there on the pier? Yeah, I think I'll stay parked here on the ship.
Well, if she wants to get on here, she'll have to fly.
Well, if you change your mind, let me know. Ok.
Pal,
small straight pieces of metal secured to the roar.
Fitting in the gudgeon on a stump,
the gun on
a
ST
gudgeon, small metal pieces in which pencils are fitted.
Pencils are fitted,
the bars in front of the ship and the stones in the back of the ship.
Disturbed is to the right. Hello? Hello. Disturbed is to the right.
Where's the port? It's in a bottle in the icebox. Thanks.
You're not allowed on board the ship. You gotta get off here.
I know, but I gotta get a picture of Tommy House
that now if you'll help me. Oh, no, I'm not gonna help nobody.
I'm not getting any, any more gems. All right, I'll scream. No.
How long can you scream?
That's enough.
Will that help?
I don't want to. But I, all right, I'll help. Thanks. You're cute.
Oh, I only wish Patty thought so. Why do I get these kind of missile? Anyway. Tiptoe.
Come on. Stop creating
particles. Pickles are a pickle. What? Pickles
Adams is gonna try to make you into something that resembles the sailor.
You're giving the instructions and you better come up to par.
What's par on this ship? 76. Ok. What, I'm sorry? Dynamite.
But the time is gonna come sometime,
the time is gonna come and when the time comes sometime, well,
time is gonna come.
All right. Get to work.
Well,
hey, Smokey, never mind that. You heard what the chief said?
I'm gonna make a sailor out of you.
Now, where will I start a, a potato locker?
No, never mind the potato locker. I know.
But if the office is fine, if the officer is fine, what?
There's a tomato in there with the potatoes,
get it out and put it in with the rest of the tomatoes? She ain't that kind of a tomato.
She,
this one walks and talks. She,
she's an,
see when I
tell you this is Tom Roy. Oh, don't blame him. I came aboard to get a picture of Tommy.
The only pictures allowed on this ship are tattooed on the men.
See I told you he wasn't allowed on this battleship. Come on, you gotta get off now.
She has got to get off. You can't go that way. The ods
on the quarter deck. Let's try the 50 cent seats. Now there's no time to get silly.
Listen, boys, I don't want to be any trouble.
Just help me get the pictures I want and I'll slip ashore after dark.
Do you promise? Promise cross your heart?
I don't like it. No, but I guess you got us hooked either way. Miss, don't be formal.
Just call me dot
ok dot Come on
dash.
That dash.
It was
me
that day.
Anyway.
Dash.
What's going on? Nothing? Why not?
What do you think you're doing?
Well?
Uh 0 0
dash
dot dot Dash.
Dash
dot What is this s
signal? Practice? Smokey's trying to resemble me into a ceiling. We'll start it.
We did. I hope
Watson,
why don't you keep these locker doors do down?
What about the door? You heard me? Dog it,
dog it,
hey, Smokey. You know this picture.
What is the shit that these guys are working on?
Look at that.
That's a hell of a shit. You're telling me
what is the shit they're working on? Paul? Look, please don't annoy me.
I'm trying to figure out a way to get that girl off this boat.
Oh boy, that's gonna be awful. I wish I wasn't here. You are
smoky.
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear we're moving. We are moving. Yeah,
we're on our way to Hawaii. Yeah.
What'd you say
to Hawaii? We're going to Hawaii.
What party is? That's right.
I'm going to Hawaii
with a tomato in the potato locker.
Um,
we get around. Do
we get around?
Wait a minute.
What are you throwing your clothes out the porthole for porthole? Certainly.
I thought it was a little class.
Come on. It's not so much
noise.
Come
on.
Well, come on. Let's skip to bid.
It's quiet. Go to bed. Why am I go to sleep up here?
I said, where do I sleep up in here?
That's right.
How do you get in here? How do you sleep in here?
Six years in the Navy? And you never slept in the
attic?
Six years. I was a baker. I, you always slept in a sink.
You better learn to sleep in a hammock. How do you get in here? How do you
watch me?
Oh, that's good.
Grab on
a thing.
Ok.
No.
Ok.
I
think I made it
quiet.
No noise.
Couldn't have made it
get up.
Hey, smokey.
You so
fucking sleep like this.
How do you like that?
Lay down? How do you sleep and stay out? Go away.
Get over it.
Ok.
Will you go to sleep?
You want to wake everybody up?
Go on.
Have a couple little down here.
It's much better.
It's a fine time to be playing on the deck.
Now. Get up in there. How are you going to sleep in a snood?
Quiet?
Make it easy.
Now, I got to settle it again.
Oh, boy,
I can talk to
her.
What in the world are you doing? Go to sleep.
Oh
boy.
Head boy.
Who?
Yeah,
come,
sir.
Problem to make it
good night.
No.
Did you do that?
Did I do? What a clicking sound? I didn't hear no click.
I've been hearing a clicking sound for a week ever since you left San Diego.
Put that little bug in my ear,
by the way. Where do all the little bugs go this time of year? Search me? No, thanks.
I just wondered.
All right, you men prepare to wash down.
Come on. You too shorty.
Ok.
Oh, what are you gonna do? Take all day?
Come on, get that shirt off.
What happened? Hey, Smokey. What do you mean Tommy? What, Tommy and a girl?
What happened?
The lady photographer. Yeah.
No,
it's quiet.
Does this happen to belong to you sailor?
Thanks, buddy.
Well, novel idea. Traveling in a potato like a
gloomy, isn't it?
Only when you're around who's been hiding you in here? Nobody. Never mind.
Pomeroy is the only sailor on board with so few brains outside of your cells.
Do you realize what kind of trouble he'd get into if the captain found out about this?
Well, no, of course, you don't.
The only thing you've got on your cil head is a roll of film. It's my job.
It's not your job to hound me all the way across
the whole pacific turning a battleship into a photographer's gallery.
Lucky for all of us. We're only one day away from Hawaii.
Oh, then I can develop my laundry.
Yolande?
Oh, your laundry. Yeah.
Give me those.
I know a safe place for them. David Jones Locker, please.
Can't we talk this over? Sure. Sure. On deck tonight we're having a band concert.
I won't be there. Oh, yes, you will. Either there or in the brig.
See what I mean? Boys? Do you mean something like this?
O
you come
here?
Come on, come on.
Can you boys do anything to understand the men?
Well, if you turn that band over to us, we can the whole band. Sure.
We used to have a band back home. Yeah, we had a band. 10th Avenue. Got a snipe supply.
Yeah. All right. All right. What do you think? I got that medal for? Look.
All right, boys, you can take over
f
up an
now it, every man for himself don't sink the boat.
Ok.
Sit down
right
what
I said,
Sarah has to know when Uncle Sam has got a foe who won't behave
s
with danger at his side. A sailor guard his country's pride. And on the wave
is the name
on the Atlantic.
On the Pacific.
Whether it's peace, whether it's war, the navy is terrific
from wherever the situations
turn where the first,
what storms
of
liberty
be
happy. Go lucky sons of the sea
and set to
clear the deck.
Any gal
who wants a dispute will get
and
result.
Don't cry.
Wait
on the,
on the Pacific.
I,
what
you
let
me,
you never told me anything about the kind of initiation.
That's what they do when they cross the equator. That's
a,
you want to belong to the sons of Neptune like us, fellas, don't you?
Yeah, but I'm the Levi,
I'm
all right. All right.
You passed the blanket test now, you have to be passed by the committee,
right? Committee, committee.
All right, you'll face the committee right about here.
Right?
I'm
a little
with
you guys.
Pomroy Watson before you can become a full fledged member of the sons of Neptune.
You'll answer this question. Truthfully. Yes, sir.
If you had your choice, what branch of the service would you prefer the air,
the land or the water?
Give me the water
after.
That's a pretty good initiation.
Oh, yeah, I like it. Yes.
Does smokey know anything about this? Of course not. Tell me the truth. Honest.
You don't have no.
00,
here he comes.
How would you?
Like he knows it? He does not, did I heard it but he doesn't know you have coincidence.
If you had
your
choice.
He don't know it.
Ask him if he wants to be a son of Neptune,
then ask him if he wants to be a little hand in the water, in the air.
And when he says, give me the water, you give it to him. Hey,
What is this all about? Well, you see all those guys, we belong to a club. Yeah.
Sons and Neptune club.
Now, if you want to join us, it's ok then father Neptune will be your boss.
You mean Neptune and rain over me?
There will be a cloud burst over. You don't tip it off asking the questions.
I don't get it. You should get it half as good as I got it and everything's all right.
Did you get it? Yeah, this ain't perspiration, you know. No, no, no, I want it good.
You won't get disappointed. Don't worry. That's swell. All right here.
Don't go away. All right
here
here.
Yeah.
Sure.
I swallowed it.
Mhm
hm hm.
Mm mm
mm mm mm
mm mm
mm mm mm
mm
mm.
Yeah,
I
like
but she gave me
hm.
Why are you saying give me the water,
Tommy?
I want to thank you for bringing us in here
on your invitation so I can see my girlfriend Patty.
Oh, it's all right. I'll ask you to do something for me sometime. I'll be glad to.
It's OK. Kid.
What are you reading that skin for? It's a good ar
all this delicious native food around here.
Taste that dish. What? Taste that dish?
It's delicious.
I like it. Good.
What are you doing?
Showplace of the island?
I came in here to make an impression with my girlfriend. I mean that
you don't give me that stuff.
Boy, that was a beauty. Now, come on, honey, let's you and me go, please.
No, no, Tommy.
Tommy. Tommy.
Tommy,
I
gotta get that camera away from her. No, Tommy and get in a fight with dynamite. Yes.
And give her a chance to take 10 more pictures of you being dragged to the break.
Can
boo
shampoo
before a guy
that
any other
move?
Yeah,
here is a real Hawaiian
with the Boogie. Boogie beats.
It's just
a
in
where you can do all
the creation with Bogie's incubation. That will give you a spin.
You want to go
and
Oh
Love a
Wow. Because when you do a pretty Hawai
and we
start the Gras
of Lion and you'll have to join in
listening to the beat of the native drum
and the meow
steel guitar.
She'll be coming around the old volcano when she comes singing with me
and when you finish,
oh Love
a
luau.
You never rule a moment you spent there.
You'll be so glad you went there and I know you'll agree that everybody should see
you.
All right.
Holy
holy. Make a la,
la, la, la,
la
la.
What?
Busy?
And Aella still get, she'll become,
you know, when she come sing a be
that into the bar
and when you be
love
a
power, you never know a moment. You been there. You'll be so glad you went there.
And I know you're lucky
that everybody should see.
But
right now
I
think.
Come on, Maisie. I'm just wild to see him in uniform.
General. You know, Brush Raymond's on his phone.
It's a ship lady.
Oh, I'm dying to put one of these laser on his neck.
I'm going to get his autograph. If I have to wreck the whole navy.
Can you tell me where I brought Raymond in?
What was
it?
Does that belong to you, sailor?
Oh,
thanks, Tony. Let me explain.
We're locked in
some, all your work. No, but that's fine.
Now you'll have to stay and listen to me about the picture.
I know all about the picture.
I've got an idea that's gonna straighten everything off. No, you don't smoke.
Now, listen to me. You've caused me enough trouble.
Listen, I don't mean any, I'm sorry, I'm very busy here in the kitchen.
Don't bother me. I'll do, do your work, but don't do mine. Well,
put it down. Why don't you commit again with the towels or something?
Send me.
No, no. Smokey. Don't, don't, don't do.
Oh, come on one, don't, I haven't got enough
afford it. I just baked 28 of these things.
I mean,
after all the seven offices I got to feed and I got just enough to give them 13 a piece.
You what, what, 13 a piece? 13 a piece. If you sevens. Yeah, each gets 13,
you only get 28. That's right. I got $28.07 and 13 I got
7, 13 to 28.
That's ridiculous. You gotta be seven times four is 28.
Not seven times 13, 7 times four is 28. Sure.
Seven times four is 28. Must went to a cheap school.
I mean, seven times seven times 13 is 28. That's ridiculous. I'll figure it out.
What's the matter with you? Now, I got this all figured out.
Look in you have, I figure it out myself. Prove that to me
ridiculous.
Oh,
come, come.
It's
no sense to your argument. Yes. So go ahead.
You'll see.
Now
there were seven officers. That's right.
There's a seven. Now I'm going to divide and prove it to you. Now.
28 doughnuts, 28 doughnuts.
Now wait a minute. You claim the seven goes into 2813 times.
Prove it to me. Now seven of the two, what do you mean?
Seven of the seven will lap go into two no matter how much you try.
We know that you couldn't even push that big seven into that little
that
therefore we can't use the two.
I'm gonna let dizzy, hold it dizzy. You hold it, fill me with it, please.
Thank you. I'll use it later. What is this all about? 7 to 8?
Now
we're going to carry the seven, carry the 7 to
7
car. It get a little heavy. So I'll put it right down there seven from 811
now a minute ago. We didn't use the two. What do you mean? I'm going to use it now.
Use it. Does he give me back the two?
Thanks.
Put it right down
here. So see now 7 to 21. 3 times three times 7 28 15. 0 no, wait a minute. Come here.
You ever go to school? Stupid. Yeah, I come out the same way. Never mind that.
Multiply this. Yes. Put down 13 up there now. 13. Yes.
Now you claim that each officer gets 13 doughnuts.
They gotta
wait a minute.
Seven
officers
put down 77.
Draw a line.
Now seven times 13 is 128. Prove it seven times. 3 21 7 times. 1771820 no. Come on.
Have a
lot of time. Well, it shouldn't come out. Right. It's got to come out right.
Or I go on the brig
just a minute. Just a minute.
We'll add this up. Put down 13, 7 times. Ok? We'll add it up. That's
223
056. No, no, wait, wait, wait a minute. Oh, I forgot dynamite.
I don't want to forget. Dynamite. There's seven offices now we're getting it.
Now you claim all this added up amounts to what? 28? Give me the chalk.
No, if you take a slap it come out. Right. Sure. Sure. There's something wrong here.
369, 1215, 1821 22. 23. 24. 25 26 27. 28.
0,
see.
All
right.
All.
And
I mean that
you need to check a couple things. Breakfast Mr Watson.
I certainly do. I want to check the captain's breakfast every morning. I got it.
What is this? A burnt offering? I scorch some more, by the way. No, you won't.
You're scorched enough. What do you do? Toast this with a blowtorch?
I don't like it.
I don't know how the cat never puts up with you.
I'll bring it up to him myself.
Put your hat on before you get into trouble. Now, will you listen to my idea, please?
I'm in a hurry. You know, this is Visitors Day.
You're telling me, but it's doomsday for me. What kind of a crack is that?
You know what I'm talking about today?
There's gonna be hundreds and hundreds of people on board this boat.
I know that there's gonna be entertainment dancing,
maybe the RBA and everything else.
So everybody will have a good time. But me, why?
Oh, Patty Andrews is coming on board with her sisters
when she finds out that I'm nothing but a baker. I hate to think what's gonna happen.
Look, I told you I was working on that, didn't I?
You've been telling me that for two weeks?
Well, I straightened out that Tommy and Dorothy affair, didn't I? But I helped you?
Well, yes, but I'm gonna straighten out yours.
How, how would you like to go into Sick Bay. Looks smokey sig Bay are dead sea.
It's all the same to me. No, nothing's gonna help this.
Will you report to the hospital?
Well, a baker in pajamas looks just like an admiral. Oh, that's a sweet idea.
Certainly.
It ain't gonna work. Why not? These doctors are terrific.
I mean, they'll know there's nothing wrong with me.
They always do.
Ah, but there will be something wrong with you after you drink that. What's that? A
sleeping solution?
One teaspoonful in your pass out, just like that
like that. Just like that. I do get to wake up. Oh, certainly. Ok.
For you, Patty.
Oh, come now, not now. Take the captain's breakfast to him first.
I got to take the captain's breakfast first.
Smoking.
You're wonderful. Ah, you embarrassed me?
Well, there's still work to be done. I'll be seeing you.
Here's a pal, if I ever did see one
now for the captain's breakfast.
Mhm. Mhm.
Oh, there you are
cap
much with you.
Oh,
the song uses great stuff.
They sent me down to fix the old man's communicator. Ok.
Come in.
He's smokey,
smokey.
Get us asleep.
He is asleep. Must be over it. Drink one glass of hot.
You just want to sleep just like that
like that. Just like
why you dope. You doped. The captain.
Who
you, I didn't dope. No buddy. What? Are you crazy or something? Well, somebody did.
Oh, we better call the police. What do you mean? Call the police call somebody?
What do you get excited?
Call somebody. Take it
easy, take it easy call, the police call the car, call cars.
The captain's with dope. Somebody. Look, we have a minute.
That thing's out of order. This thing's out of order. So, he's talking to you.
No, he's talking to.
Yes. That's what the dynamite sent me down here to fix. No.
But, but the captain, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
I've got an idea.
Yeah,
I've just made you the captain. Good.
I'm the captain.
Oh,
and could you tell us where we could find on
this?
Oh, pardon, this
girl,
I've got orders to take you to the captain's quarters.
The captain's quarters where the
captain
come
on. We don't know the cap. Is he expecting us?
Oh, these are guests of the captains. All right, the right
girls.
Welcome girls.
It's Captain Pomeroy Watson. That's your service. My ladies.
Is this on the level? Will you be seated?
Thank you.
It's very comfortable here. You must enjoy your quarters.
Oh, money means nothing to me. Be seated, please. I have some duties to arrange
uh
running a ship. Canola is very, very hard.
Captain Pomeroy Watson speaking.
I don't want to be disturbed for at least an hour, maybe two, ay, ay, sir.
And in the meantime, bet down all the hatches
and fled the
mans and
a a sir
Astron
terms. You know,
you gotta talk like that. All that kind of nautical stuff on a boat, you know?
Well, I guess everything is ship shape. Would you girls make yourself at home?
And Captain Watson? Oh, call me Pomeroy. Patty
Pomeroy. I owe you an apology to tush.
That's all right.
Somebody's knocking at the door.
I'll go over and answer. Excuse me?
Yes,
for the captain.
It's me.
Message,
messages, messages, messages. That's all I get all day long.
It's enough to drive you crazy. There is no kidding.
Aren't you gonna read it? It might be important.
Sure about
me.
Shit for me.
Well, I'll find out who it's from
and see what it's all about.
Don't be afraid.
The only thing this is good for is open up lettuce
might be very important.
Uh Oh,
the admiral.
It's important. All right.
May I read it? I've always wanted to read official messages. Thanks Tommy.
Oh, how exciting. What is it? What does it say?
Well,
it's from admiral in command Pacific fleet to captain Richards commanding us.
Captain Richards.
That's code
Richard.
That's my code name.
Every time he sends something to me, it's always in code. Of course.
Special committee aboard flagship question maneuverability
at battleships of Alabama class.
Please provide a demonstration at your earliest possible convenience. Oh,
how
really can we watch you commanding your ship,
please?
Paul,
I
wonder something like that, please.
Sure.
Ok.
No,
Captain Watson speaking where the intern on the
steam
and stand by your post standing by, sir.
Adam,
didn't I tell you to fix the captain's communicator?
Uh I'm working on it, chief, you can fix it later.
I got something more important for you to do.
Come on
bye.
Get this heliograph back together as quick as you can.
Hey, there's something we can fix. Give me a hand and we'll splice this up.
Well,
hey, you kids get away from that.
Never mind the kids just keep working. Oh, you don't understand. Keep working.
Let's fix. Let's go find something else. Here's the glass. Thanks, Pomeroy.
Thank you.
Courtesy of the captain.
Mm.
Well, I guess the steam's up by now.
That's
not deck and
a
minute.
Wait a minute.
What's the matter with you kids? You can't go out there. It ain't safe
but the other visitors, the deck is full of them. Oh, yeah. Well, I'll fix that up.
I show you a thing too.
Kept it here at
attention. The bridge. I ice it.
Send all guests below and clear the next fraction.
I ice it.
The guy must be a
vst and clever
pass. The word always just blow
all hands. Stand by to get underway. Clear ship for action.
All visitors below decks, all hands stand by to get underway.
Clear ship for action.
Where the heck is full speed ahead.
Captain Richards certainly got his ship underway fast. Admiral.
Thank you, Senator.
Dirty clothes.
How's the longitude?
Take horse north
north east by northeast,
the
catch and bridge
the
hell
the hell.
Stop. What the
I
stop it
is.
With the votes. What the hell
he
prophet
Heiser?
Well, sir,
I never saw anything like it in my life.
How would you like to see us go into some real action,
right.
Sure.
A tent on a bridge man.
Battle stations, launch aircraft, prepare torpedoes, all guns load, proceed a
force trap. Course, do South.
Did you notice the way Captain Richard launched his plane? Incredible.
Hey,
speak
for
us.
Don't worry, Captain Richard is one of our most
rich calling the
captain,
the captain. Now, what do you want? Very special to the captain,
but we're heading directly for the flagship at full speed.
Now, who's running this boat? Me or you, you
are, I'll
run it. You obey
orders. Do
you told? I
asked
folks,
but we're going folks be a
head.
You
folks
a
hi
folks. Be
a
stern.
Put me
down, put
me stand,
look
up,
look
up
right,
right.
The
boy
out of my
mind. All right.
All right. Bit of the mind. Put yourself together.
Pomroy. Bit of the
mind. He
get
what
is
here?
All right.
Then.
Come on.
Come
on, come
on,
come
on,
come
on.
All right.
Yes, I'm here,
I'm here. Come
on.
Did you see
it?
What
put me
on?
Everything is all right. Don't come here, don't
worry.
Come, come here. Cut me
out
for yourself
to
what's wrong. With you. About the
bus.
Come here. Come on, come on, come on here. I'm gonna have to fight.
All
right.
What's the matter why? You dope? You've doped yourself. Sure.
Oh,
you did?
Oh,
come on, get together. Oh, fix yourself up.
Get ready for the entertainment tonight.
I've just had enough entertainment for a lifetime. Life
boats. Boats
for the 100th time. Mr Russ Raymond died. Tommy Halls.
Oh, whatever it is. My boss promised to destroy the negative.
He double crossed you, not me. Yes, of course. Very well. Don't believe me. I don't
and I won't.
All I know is to do to your clever camera work. I'm right back on the spot.
I joined the Navy to get away from.
If I got you out of that spot, would you forgive me?
Sure. All right.
Those women are only running after you because they
think there's one chance in a million to land.
You
cut the odds down to nothing. What do you mean?
They won't run after a married man, Mr
Stupid.
Oh, I see.
Do you?
Well, where do you think you're going,
Mrs Stupid
the next time. Take a picture of the good side of my face.
I
seem to tonight.
Wish I may
we,
I wish I make tonight stop.
I
love tonight.
You,
that's my wish come true
in my mind. My ideas
is a creature so supreme.
Let me find that she's reading
and not just a lovely dream.
Mean
star
star I seen tonight. Find my
a
in my arms.
Ladies and gentlemen, would you kindly embark in the boat now, waiting for you?
Thank you.
Bye.
Happy, be happy. Go lucky under
the
sea,
the
first in line and set to clear the deck.
Any
gluth who wants to dispute will get it in the next
where?
White stars
and
under.
Thank
you.
You know,
I bet you thought it was gonna go off.
Right.