I know you
right
and all
I might.
That was
so sweet.
I
is
it
have a
mhm.
Come Children
on your way to
school.
What?
Boy,
boy
one?
Oh, well. Um
yes, indeed.
Ok.
I'm coming
back.
Oh, you Children will be the death of me. Oh, mother. Do you really mean that?
Of course, I don't.
Now you run right along and tend your sheep
and don't go losing again.
I
will,
man.
How do you do my dear, Miss P.
How do you do Mr Barnaby? And how is your charming daughter, Miss B
very well? Thank you. Then may I be permitted to pay my respects?
Sorry,
but she's out tending her sheep.
Thank you.
Good morning. My pretty little public life.
Good morning Mr Barney.
I bring you a little bouquet, a fragrant token of my deep devotion.
Thank you very much Mr Barney.
And now I'll have to leave you, sir. My
my sheep are,
I have long admired,
gazed with wonder and your sweet and maidenly virtue,
marveled at your tender loveliness
in shock.
I'm asking you to become my wife.
I,
I'm sorry, Mr Barnaby. And I hope you won't think me ungrateful.
But I am a very rich man. My dear.
Please
think carefully. Child,
lest I resort to other means.
And that would be an ugly way to win a pretty wife.
I wouldn't marry you if you were young, which you can't see
if you were honest, but you never were.
And if you were about to die tomorrow, which is too much to hope for.
We shall meet a day in my pretty little buttercup
and then you will sing to a different tune.
He
Carly.
I came back to remind you that your little financial obligation.
You mean the mortgage is due today? Couldn't you give me just a little more time?
I'm sorry,
the law must take its course.
I shall be battled.
Shocked.
Come boys,
you'll be late for work. We are coming.
Good morning, Mother Peter. Good morning Ali.
When you come on, it's almost eight o'clock.
Well, I thought I left you upstairs in the bedroom. You did?
Well, how'd you get down here? I fell out the window.
Good morning, Mother Pig. Good morning Stanny. Good morning Ollie.
Good morning Stan. Never mind. Good morning. Come on and let's go.
Wait a minute. I forgot something.
I'll be right down.
Will you come on. Do you want us to be late for white?
Don't forget your lunch, Charlie.
Well, what's the matter, Mother Pete?
I've got bad news for you. Bad news.
I'm afraid you two boys will have to find some other place to live.
Well,
what do you mean that old skin flint Barnaby holds a mortgage against
this shoe is due today and I haven't got the money to pay him
and we'll all be turned out into the street.
Stanley.
Go upstairs and get my money box.
Right. Go get my money box.
Well, what are you going to do?
I'm going to give you all of my savings and I'll get the rest of it from our master,
the toymaker.
No one's going to throw you out of this shoe. No, I can't let you do such a thing. Tut,
tut, tut,
tut tr one good time deserves another.
Now, smile
that
it,
that's it.
I borrowed it.
I know you are.
But what did you borrow it for?
Well, you see, I had to buy some more pee wees.
I lost three of them playing with little Jack Hornet. Had to buy some more peas.
Mm.
Well, don't you mind, Mother Pete? I'll get the full amount from the toymaker.
Oh, you boys mustn't go into debt on my account.
Listen, when the toymaker finds out that barnaby's up to his old tricks again,
he'll give me the full amount without any trouble.
Can I depend on that? Why? Of course, you can.
Well, you know, the toymaker and I are just like that,
aren't we standing?
Are you? Why? Certainly?
Which is you? Why? This one? Right. Never mind. Which is you? Come on, let's go.
Good bye.
Don't forget you,
don't you worry? No, I won't, I won't put
my
boy
just a moment.
What is this pee wee business? You've been spending all of my money on,
would you like to see it?
Well, certainly I'd like to see it after all the money it's cost me.
I think I'm entitled to know what it's all about.
All right.
What do you think of that?
Ple,
that's the silliest thing I have ever seen.
Try it.
I don't want to try it.
Why can't you do it? Well, sadly, I can't. What do you mean? Can I do it?
Give me that stick, get over this.
It's a certainty that anything you can do
I can do it.
Uh, uh,
what, for instance,
here
just at the moment.
Ha
me,
I thought.
Hm.
Yeah.
Come on. We'll be late. Boy.
Say, listen, when you get that money from the tie maker,
will you borrow a little extra for me?
What for? Well, I lost me pee wee and I'll have to get some more.
Good morning, Master. I am in good morning.
You know, you're half an hour late.
If this happens again, it means instant dismissal. Get to work.
Say, aren't you going to ask him about the money to pay off the mortgage?
I can't ask him. Now, don't you see what a bad humor he's in?
Well, if we don't get that money,
mother Peep's going to be turned out of the shoe and she won't have any place to sleep.
We can't let her do that.
Well, if I ask him now,
he'd jump right down my throat.
But I thought you and he were just like that.
We are. Well, why don't you ask him?
Why don't you ask him?
Well, I can't ask him why.
Well, he and I are just like that.
Oh, don't be silly.
He likes you better than he does me,
does he? Yeah,
he told me he did.
Did he get
Oh, Master?
What
Ollie wants to speak to you?
Well, what is it?
Well, could I speak to you privately, please, sir.
I've got a very important question. I wanna ask. You don't bother me.
Now, can't you see that? I'm busy. Come on with your work.
Well, if you knew how important it was,
you'd see me privately because if you shut up and go on with your work,
La
Wally,
what is the matter?
PP
say? Have you seen them? Jack and
J
Yeah,
I
the
mhm.
On the,
oh
my.
Did you meet up with them at
riding?
Don't cry book. We
don't cry
to find your sheep. We'll cry.
We'll seek them for, we'll see
wide,
don't cry. Both
people don't cry
to find your sheep. We'll cry.
We have seen
for,
we
see,
we seek that,
seeing them.
Oh my
good.
The
have my
better.
I've seen them
where they are hiding. Tom Tucker May
Simon. Or Peter
or Bobby.
Right.
So.
Right.
They were
by
mind.
It was the black sheep that led them.
Right.
Oh,
for this,
that
with
New York?
Yeah.
No,
you,
ah.
Oh, Tom. Tom.
I don't know what mother would do if they were really lost. Oh, don't worry,
they'll be found.
You've lost them before, haven't you?
As a matter of fact, last month you lost them five times. Oh, I couldn't have.
Yes, you did. And four times the month before that you see, you're getting worse.
What you need is someone to help you look after the darn things.
Who for instance?
Oh,
he'd have to be most unusual, energetic,
resourceful
and with any amount of patience
I fell as sort of the,
well, like me,
not interested,
not even a little bit.
Then I'll just keep you there until you are interested.
Nice
interested.
You should hang your head. You naughty sheep.
Oh,
then
my dear friends
and citizens of Toyland.
I want you all to meet
the future Mrs Piper.
Well, how's my order coming along? Everything is in fine shape.
Are you coming in here?
I,
hello, everybody.
Oh,
hello,
Mr
Sanny.
They don't wait until you see the wooden soldiers we made for you.
The finest piece of work we've ever turned out.
Lindy
Ollie.
Don't bring one of them in.
Yes, sir.
You better help me there.
We have right out
Mr Sandy.
Sure.
You'll get the surprise of your life.
Don't try to lift it. All you have to do is press the button in the back
and it walks out by itself.
Isn't it wonderful?
It does everything but talk
wonderful. Yes, but not what I ordered.
What do you mean?
I ordered 600 soldiers at 1 ft high.
What
you took that order?
What was it?
I thought you said 100 soldiers at 6 ft high.
You got the order all wrong.
I couldn't give those things to my Children to play with.
Put it back in the box and get out of here. You're through.
Here's another mess. You
writing to
attend the
thing in the
right?
Well, I couldn't have, if you'd have been watching what you were doing,
you wouldn't have done this
come out of there, not you. It's for him.
You put that thing back in the
box
right
now.
Stop it.
Oh,
why didn't you stop it? You blithering idiots
now. Get out and stay out.
Yes,
sir.
Aren't you gonna ask him about the money for the mortgage? What's that?
Just skip it? This is a fine time to ask for money.
Tom. Tom is asking me to become his bride, my child
and with your permission, we'd like to be married. Why? Of course, darling,
my blessings are with you
and may nothing ever happen to Mar your happiness?
Oh
mom,
you
Mr Barnaby.
When you enter my house,
I'll trouble you to knock your house.
Did you say your house. Yes. My, not until this little debt is full.
My
mother.
What does this mean?
It means my dear
that unless this mortgage is paid,
you will all be thrown out into the street.
Of course,
we could compromise.
Compromise.
Yes.
Should your daughter reconsider my generous offer to become my wife?
We could forget this little matter
and it could be her wedding present.
Don't worry, darling.
Nothing like that will ever happen.
Then let us get down to business.
Mr Barnaby.
You can make out your receipt. You'll be paid in full right now.
Oh,
here you are. Boy. Just in time,
this wretched man seems to think that we haven't
got the money to pay off the mortgage,
but we have, haven't we?
Heaven to be boys?
There was the matter,
didn't you get the money?
No, you see Ollie made a mistake,
a mistake.
He and the toy maker are not like that.
I am.
Then I do it, madam.
You cannot meet your local obligation. In
which case I shall bid you good day.
Foreclosure papers will be served in new call.
Oh, you're not really going to throw us into the street
much as it pains me.
I'm sorry.
Oh,
go.
No big big catches big rats.
What shall I do? What shall
I do?
Only?
He didn't have that mortgage, don't you worry,
Mother Peep Stanny and Neil find a way to get the mortgage from that old buzzard.
He sure is an old buzzard.
You know, if he thinks he's going to throw this shoe into the street,
he's going to be mistaken.
He certainly is.
You know what I'd like to do what I'd like to
put on this shoe and kick him right in the pan.
Then I skipped,
finished.
What happened, Barnaby clunked you
open that window.
Thank
Holly.
What
we're outside.
Now, what can we do?
Take me over to Barnaby's house and be sure no one sees you
and be careful.
We're here so far. So
it wasn't so far. We just came across the street, rang the bell.
It wasn't so far.
Who is it?
It's me. What do you want at this hour of the night?
Well, you see Ollie and I are sorry for what happened this afternoon
and just to show you we're not mad at you. We brought you a little Christmas present.
It's from me and from Ollie,
a Christmas present in the middle of July. 00, yes.
You see, we always do our Christmas shopping early.
If you'll open the door, I'll bring it right in for you.
I'll be right down.
He's coming down. He's going to let us in. That's fine.
Now, don't forget when he goes to bed. You give me the signal.
Then I'll get out of the box, open the door and let you in.
Then we'll get the mortgage
so far. So good.
What isn't?
Oh, I couldn't tell you couldn't tell you. No, you see, it's a surprise
and it mustn't be open till Christmas. See,
do not open until.
Well, that's very nice of you.
It is, isn't it?
Well,
good night, Mr Barnaby. Good night, Mr Dunn.
You can go to bed now.
Thank you,
Mr
D.
Merry Christmas
and Merry Christmas to you.
Good night. Good night.
Good night.
Good night, Stanny.
Whereas Ali D and Stanny Dum
have been found guilty of burglary.
They will be ducked and thereafter exile to Bogey land. Forever.
Good night.
Lie
your Majesty.
What are we waiting for?
00,
yeah,
proceed with the ducking
and um
go first.
Come on.
Ollie
one
here.
You better give me your watch. I'll hold it for you till you come out.
Thanks.
I'll take good care of it because I wouldn't
have anything happen to that for the world Bill.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Come on. All right,
Lindy.
Is it cold?
Keep your nose closed?
I will
you
diet.
No, no, no,
terrible
and
America.
How do you feel?
You know how I feel
here? Have a drink of water. That'll do you. Good. Thank you.
A
I had enough water.
I was on trying to help you.
Mr
Can't something be done to stop this. Why you
consent to become my wife
and they will go.
All right, Mr Barnaby.
I consent
with your Majesty's permission.
I wish to withdraw my charge
withdrawn. They shall be
presidents of Toyland.
I want you all to meet
the future Mrs
Silas
Barnaby.
You may go. Thank you, sir. Does that mean we're free? Yes.
And from now on you and I are going to be very close friends.
Does that mean that he doesn't have to be dunked?
Isn't that nice?
What
he and I are just like that
and I don't have to get wet. Oh, is that so
81
is your watch?
Run over and tell the bride that all is in readiness
and her lover is wait,
mom, see.
What did Tom Tom say?
He understands.
Now, you see
if you hadn't said Goodnight Ollie,
this wouldn't have happened.
Where are you going? Mother? Peep.
I'm going over to Barnaby's to make a final plea.
Surely there must be one spark of kindness in that stony, old heart of his.
That's a good idea.
But I don't think it'll do any good.
You're right, Ollie. You can't turn blood into a stone.
What do you mean?
Well, her talking to Barnaby
is just a matter of pouring one ear into another and coming out the other side.
It can't be done.
I'm sorry, Bo Peep, that you had to choose me for the best man.
Why I'd rather do anything in this world than to have to give you away
where Stan is so upset.
He's not even going to the wedding.
You are upset. Aren't you
upset?
I'm housebroken,
not housebroken.
He means heartbroken
house broken
coming,
Mr
Barnaby.
Don't force my daughter into this dreadful marriage.
I'm an old woman
pleading for her daughter's happiness.
Oh, don't do this dreadful thing,
Mr Barnaby. I'll do anything you ask.
Work for you. Slave for you
on the dot.
Please
don't
woman. You're a fool.
The bargains made.
You'll abide by it.
Master.
The bride is here.
Welcome to Barnaby Hall.
Shut that door.
Come, come judge. Let's waste no time. Have you the ring?
Your name is Silas Barnaby. It is.
And your name is Little Bo Peep.
It is.
Do you take this woman for your lawfully blooded wife?
I do.
And do you take this man for your lawfully wedded husband?
I do.
I now pronounce you man and wife
and now
to kiss the bride just a moment.
Haven't you forgotten something, Mr Barnaby? Oh, yes, the ma
Yeah,
by winning
now you may kiss the bride.
What is the meaning of this
big bait catches big rat?
The king
shall hear
of the
Yeah.
Oh, my boys.
Yeah,
that sure was a good idea of yours. It certainly was.
Well,
goodbye
and good luck.
What do you mean? Goodbye.
I'm not going with you.
Why? No,
you have to stay here with Barnaby.
You're married to him.
I don't want to stay here with you.
Why?
I
don't love it
if he ever.
Ok.
Well, don't worry,
we'll find it will never bother us again
because I'm going to take you away
when,
oh, we
then
side of a hill
bike run on
and you'll then be a haughty grandee.
And I be more
all our days will be not a
dream.
Happy
to
I
A
sun.
You tricked,
cheated,
laughed at in the streets.
So they think they can outwit a
bonnet
entire
soda
and must be away.
There must be
some,
yes.
In the adult,
a
missile ping
pay.
Get me a nice very juicy
app.
I will steal one of the three little pigs
and the evidence will be placed in
Tom
Tom's house.
You know the penalty for kidnapping
and he Schmidt to bog
land.
Ok.
We
go
60
damn.
Take this evidence and place it in T
K's house
master.
Why the sausage
app will prove
that he not only stole the pig
but that he also ground them into soft
and now a little area
we shall see.
Tom
Pfeiffer has been found guilty of
kidnapping.
He will be immediately banished.
Tom Tom,
I'm sure glad we didn't have to go to Bogey land.
So am I
what happens to you in Bogie land?
Oh, it's a terrible place.
Once you go there, you never come back.
Why?
Well,
when the bogeyman gets you,
they eat you alive.
What does it look like?
Well, I've heard
that they're half man and half animals
with great big ears
and a great big mouth
and hair all over their body
and long claws that they catch you with
Yeah.
S
go
come my boy,
you knew the penalty for p
napping.
Why did you do it?
But I didn't do it.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
How can you say that
in view of this evidence found in your house?
Take it away
your majesty? You made a horrible mistake. Tom. Tom knows nothing about this.
He's been with me all day, hasn't he? Mom
said
that's right. Your majesty.
Why not let the law take its course.
Watch that until I come back.
What does that mean?
Exhibit B
that means that the pig sausage is part of the evidence.
Doesn't taste like pig sausage to me.
What does it taste like?
Tastes like pork?
Try
but that's neither pig nor pork.
It's beef, beef.
I smell a rat.
Barnaby's got a hand in that.
I believe that little Elmer is still alive.
Come on, we'll find out. You've got to listen to me, your
majesty. You got to hear me.
Tom. Tom knows nothing about this.
The little kids were friends of our, why should he want her
violin and hat ran in the house and we got home.
He's innocent. I tell you
innocent.
It is with deep regret that I have to enforce the law of our kingdom.
Take him away.
She tried.
It's funny
wasting your affection on a common pig nap.
Let me go. Let me go
in
and you.
I do. I do. I hate you,
Mr Majesty
Tom to
is innocent. We found Little Elma in Barnaby's cellar.
50,000 Guineas for the capture of that scoundrel.
Dead or alive, dead or alive, dead or alive. Can't you make up your mind?
Which way you want him?
Take me to my power?
Let's go around the back way we'll get in.
All right, Mr Barnaby. There's no use hiding.
We know where you are.
You better come up because if you don't, we're gonna stay right here until you do,
even if it takes all night.
Are we gonna stay here all night? No,
we're gonna make him think we are.
Hi.
Oh,
he, and
he found the,
er, alive
where
it got to be
Stella.
I knew he had something to do with this
or if I ever get my hands on him.
Come on, we'll find our way out of here.
Oh, Tom. Tom, we'll never find our way out of here. Oh, yes, we will.
Come on
is nothing.
Me,
I am watching here.
So that cannot be
and
all the
Cyprus.
So
it
watch
three
A
and
yes.
From
on the
first.
Why
I
three
on.
Mm.
Being a, so
did he come up?
No.
Are you coming up?
You better come up dead or alive.
Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?
Let's drop a rock on him. Then, then we'll make him dead when he's alive.
Now you're talking sense.
Look out, don't tell him to look out. It might hit you. That's what I wanted to do.
Did it hit you?
Not a sound.
It must have got him
go down and bring him up.
You go down and bring him up.
Do you mean to tell me that you're going
to let 50,000 Guineas slip right through your fingers?
Well, I'm scared.
Well, there's nothing to be afraid of you and he are just like that.
Well, that was before we were married.
All right,
I'll compromise.
We'll both go down.
That's better. Go ahead.
Go.
No,
bye.
Ok.
Oh,
I
did
one.
You know what,
what? He's not here.
I can see he's not here.
Oh, look,
maybe he went through this way. I bet he did. Let's go see.
I wonder where they went.
We'll soon find out.
Let's go that way.
Oh
oh the fucking head.
Yeah.
You what?
Escape
me.
I,
I have to
destroy
the whole of Thailand
and back here comes the king.
Why are the commotions? Have you? No reverence for my beauty sleep.
Sorry, your majesty. But we were celebrating the rescue of Tom.
Tom and Bo peep from Bogey land, sir.
News. And who had the courage to do this?
Did you get barnaby? No, sir.
He was running so fast.
We couldn't catch him.
No, sir. He was scared to death, wasn't he? He sure was. Well, tell me all about it,
Danny and me chase. Follow
me
and we book them in. So far
they'll never come back.
What do these boogey men look like? Oh, they are terrible looking things.
They are a half man and half animal.
I think he is
great,
big mouth
and long claws.
Don't have to run away. Nothing to be afraid of. You're not scared now. No,
they're not half as bad as they look.
They
are.
I don't.
Hey,
yeah,
we'll fix those bogeymen. Come on,
just load them in the cannon.
Get some more
dogs.
What, what
it would be sold? You
get the,
got him.