Hey. Hey.
Hey,
dog. Stop.
Where do you think you're going to look?
A guy is getting ready to jump into the water after all. I'm a scout ranger
and a scout ranger never turns his back on a call of duty.
A scout ranger is trustworthy, loyal, helpful.
There he goes kind obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave,
clean reven and must do a good deed every day.
Go away.
I'll be right there.
Yep.
What are you doing in that boat?
I don't want water sabers in the water. I don't wanna be safe.
There he is.
Ok.
Go ahead.
He
got, he
got our
parents.
Take a,
oh, I don't,
the phone is linking,
the phone is leaking.
I think I got a submarine.
Go
mind your business. I want to challenge you,
Jimmy. Where is he? Where did he go? Stay there. He'll be right out.
Stay there. Here he is.
Got
him.
I got, let me go. Let me go. I got a right to drive myself. It's a free country.
Let me drive. You wanna catch cool in this water?
Help me
give
me,
what's the matter?
This guy's,
he,
he's just lead in his pocket as well. Get the lead out. So
that's what you're after. If I go. All right, take it
and let me drown. I hate to go. Who
the?
Hey, Tom?
Look,
it's gold. He's loaded with it.
You let him take gold, Tom. I've got to put it in my pocket.
I got gold in.
Come
on.
Come
on.
I want
a big gold. Come on, get a
big gold. I've got anything to live for.
That's nothing to live for me with all that gold.
You've got nothing means anything for me. Without rosette.
Rosette who in the world is she? Rosette? Yes.
She's the most beautiful creature in the Yukon.
She once loved me
now, she hates me.
I can't get her out of my mind no matter how I
try. My life's not worth living.
Let me go.
You
don't know. You don't take it easy, buddy. Take it easy.
Calm down,
George. What kind of a guy is he?
What are you doing, George? What are you doing here?
Have you down
for
that
time?
Yeah.
Grab that roll,
play that rock around, play it around here.
You got out. Come
put the,
you let the ball flow.
Hold on, hold on again. Come on, out of what?
Come on.
Come on, Josh.
Come on, boy. Oh,
you done? Are you all she,
I've got enough trouble here.
Kill it, kill it.
Come on, grab your, so
get up there now. Hold on there.
Just get up here.
Get this
off.
Choke me. Where, where, where's the gold?
Where are my pants? Where's your pants?
But
let's go get that gold.
Now.
Take it easy.
Take it easy. Don't lose the gold.
This thing is really
good.
Why keep me in agony?
You should have let me drown, drown with all this gold. I
mean, nugget Joe,
you've got everything in the world to live for the richest gold mine in Alaska.
Why with that kind of money you can get any girl you'll want, why?
Worry about that one? Girl. I don't want any girl.
I want rose up.
I want to go to sleep. I'm tired. Stop thinking of yourself.
I'm ashamed of you, George at a time like this here.
We've got to cheer up. Nugget Joe.
What kind of a scout ranger? Are you tired? One?
Never mind that we've got to make nugget Joe laugh. Nugget Joe.
When we get through entertaining you,
you'll be walking on the clouds and singing like a blue bird.
Come on
now, let's give him the old routine that we did at the fireman's ball.
This will kill you.
Good.
I wanna die. Oh, no, no, Joe. Will you get a load of this,
uh, George?
Uh
You know, my wife's an angel.
You're lucky. Mine's living
strange women.
Oh,
you know, Tom marriage is just like a poker game
first. You hold a pretty hand,
you make a pair
and then you get three of a kind.
And the first thing, you know, you've got a full house.
Oh, we got him. He's in hysterics. As long as we got him, I've got to tell another joke.
Go ahead, Tom.
Do you know I've been married for 25 years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
How come? Well, when my wife finds out about it, she'll kill me.
I
wish somebody would kill me.
Open up
Mrs mcgillicuddy.
Come on, we gotta hide. You
just charge you for three in a row.
I know you're in there.
I want my rest.
Excuse
me, Mrs
mcculty. Tom. And I were just saying we haven't seen enough of you lady.
If you'd stop sneaking out the back door, maybe you would,
you owe me three months' rent.
Why Mrs mcgillicuddy? How charming you look.
I know it's your hair. You've done something different to it. She put it on her head.
I want my money or I'm going after the police.
Oh, it's too cold tonight to go out riding on a broom
there,
Mrs
Mill
curry.
There you are.
That should take care of everything.
Why? It's real
sure and keep the change. There's plenty more where that come from.
Wait a minute, Tom. What's the matter
that call belongs to Joe? Isn't he our pal pal Cher and Cher Alike.
Everything he's got belongs to us and everything we got belongs to him,
but we ain't got nothing
Well, that's the way pals work. Yeah. Sure,
ma'am.
Hey, what a funny way to wash his teeth.
He's drowning himself again.
Break,
gotta stop this nonsense. I want to go home.
You can't, your clothes are all wet then I'll go home and get some time now.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen, you stay here and get a good night's sleep.
I'll go over and fetch your things in the morning.
I'm too tired to try anything else tonight. That's right.
I've got a fresh start the morning.
Now, what's the matter with you
here?
Stop, you're always complaining. Come on, get your things. Come on in here.
Come on, come on. Stop this dancing.
Yes.
Would you do me a favor? What's that? Could I have a drink of water?
No, no, no, you go to sleep. Hey, he's sleeping on my side of the bed.
We're not going to sleep. You won't be needing it.
We'll have to sleep in two hour shifts. I don't trust this guy. You mean you afraid of
years?
We better keep our eye open.
We're near 11 o'clock.
Wake me up at one o'clock.
You're on the first shift.
My
shift.
Mm.
I eat
should
be
ok.
It's one o'clock
my turn.
Right.
Come on, three o'clock,
three o'clock.
Boy,
I sure needed that sleep. Sure.
The first two hours is always the best.
The truth.
Oh,
the,
it's five o'clock,
you know, I'm a little tired and I don't know why
I get some sleep. You'll feel better.
Ok.
Uh,
seven o'clock
already.
Yeah.
And
he had a good sleep. That's one of them
written
clock is eight o'clock.
Get some fresh air.
Please.
Come here.
Hey,
what do you want? Now, the clock says eight
and it's dark out. It shouldn't be dark when it's eight.
How would, you know, you've never been up at this hour.
It's only four times
the clock. Listen,
listen,
I don't get up until nine o'clock now. Leave me alone.
I know, but the clock is eight o'clock and the church people rang four times.
So in another hour to read five times more, five and four is nine.
So I've got another hour to sleep. Now, go away from me.
Ok.
You were right before
the clock just struck nine.
My turn.
I try to tell you that
I gotta go over to Joe's place and get his things.
He,
where's his key?
There we are.
Now you watch out for Joe there.
I
get up, out of there, get up,
get up and don't wake up Joe. My shift comes over
fast.
Then
I can't trust you. As soon as my back is turned.
All you wanna do is sleep, sleep, sleep.
Would you get enough sleep?
Come here, take that key.
You go over to, you, go over to Joe's place and get his things from him.
Come here. I'll get your clothes.
Yeah.
Yeah. Judge
Well, where did the judge?
Will you get up, out of there? Judge. Come on.
Come on, we get something together.
Wake of Joe.
Wake of Joe. Look at that pill. It down. Put it down,
put it down. Come on.
Don't make any noise.
Come on. Come on, George.
Don't make any noise. Wake up Joe. Get
out, get out, get out,
put your clothes on up there and come right back.
What's the matter?
Nothing at all? Pal. Go back to sleep.
Go back to sleep.
I'll take care of everything
he says he belongs here. I found him sleeping on Joe mcdermott's doorstep.
Oh, good morning, Captain Chisholm.
Look at Joe.
I've been looking for you ever since I talked.
I got a note for you from up north.
Oh, here it's from Rosette. I don't care who
from Rosette.
She wants me back. Rosette wants me back.
I'm sailing with the tide. I gather, I've got another passenger. You sure have?
Boy,
I wouldn't be alive. Now, if it weren't for you, boys, I don't know how I can repay you.
Oh, the gold, of course. Take it. It's all yours. I got a mountain of it. You
can,
oh, Joe, you shouldn't have,
I shouldn't have a mountain of it in the Yukon. Oh, no, no, no, don't you? George.
George. Wake up,
wake up George. We're rich.
We're rich.
We've got to get right down to the bank and change some of these rocks.
In the green stuff.
The bank don't open till 10 o'clock. It's only seven now.
There's nothing like being first in line. Wait a minute, only 72 hours ago.
It was nine o'clock. Well, what's, what's two from 97? That's what time it is.
Come on. Come on,
I'm going to see my rosette.
She's wonderful. She's a girl. So
she is a
girl.
The goal is selling at $20.67
an ounce. 12 ounces of a pound is $330.72
a pound. There must be at least 45 pounds. There.
Come on, get up on your feet. The bank will be opening up any minute. Now,
I want to see how much gold we got. You want down here to beat everybody at the back.
I was standing here for three hours. I could have went home.
I could have had some to, you
want to beat the crowd. Two guys here want to be the crowd.
This must be their off season. I wouldn't flash that stuff around if I were you, Mr
Why not a prospect that was robbed last night? And his body thrown into the bay. You
catch the killer.
No, but the police know who did it. They do.
Yeah, it was a couple of volunteer firemen.
Anybody we know who did. They kill the character out of the Yukon
nugget Joe mcdermott.
There must be two nugget Joes here. Read it for yourself. Yeah, I like to
go ahead. Gentlemen. You read that.
It's gonna rain tomorrow. Never mind that. Read the other.
Oh my. Oh my. Oh, my police looking for two volunteer firemen.
Yeah. Oh, boy. Take the gold.
Oh, you thief, take the gold. You thief.
You,
uh,
oh, this is funny. You're wanted for my murder.
We finally found something that makes the guy laugh.
A
lot of this police suspected foul play when
they found the tattered remains of nugget.
Joe's clothing on a waterfront pier.
Foul
play. You saved my life.
Further evidence was supplied by the alleged killer's landlady,
Mrs mcgillicuddy who was baited gold nuggets and was
told there's plenty more with this gay matter.
Well, they can hang you on this alone.
Oh, no.
Wait a minute,
they can hang you.
Hang you by the neck,
hang
by the neck until you're dead.
They can hang you.
You,
they could hang me by the neck until I said
no,
but it's lucky. It's lucky. We got on board this boat before it sailed.
Now you can come down to the police station and prove that we're in it.
I can't, I can't, I've got to go up to get rosette.
You said this is the last boat to Alaska for a month.
Look, Joe, come on to the police department and let them see you.
So
I said,
no,
I can't hear him. Nobody can hear, nobody can hear him. Stop the whistles.
You've got to go.
Do you?
What did he say?
You start at,
please.
We've
got
the,
she was right.
Which way is the kitchen
downstairs?
Skagway.
How do you like it?
I'd rather be headed back to San Francisco and prove that you're alive.
Let's find Rosette. Get the first boat out of here.
There won't be a boat leaving for a week. But don't worry about me.
Rosette loves me and I aim to keep alive.
Somebody aims to keep you dead.
What a town?
Wait a minute. It must be something wrong. Who'd want to shoot? You
could be Bob Quinn. But why does he want to shoot you?
Well, I had to hang his brother a few years ago and somehow he's never gotten over it.
I was sheriff of Skagway in 87 in those days. It was a real tough town.
Hey, did you hang anybody else? Quite a few matter of pride. I kept the list.
Hey, you got quite a list. 12 names. In fact, you got nothing to worry about.
He was shooting at me. Come on, boys. Let's go. Hey, wait a minute.
He was shooting at you.
Do you realize if he kills you? They'll hang us in San Francisco.
Hey, wait a minute. What about the others as you hung here in Skagway?
Have they got any relatives? Oh, I suppose so.
But they don't average more than three or four to a family. Wait a minute.
That's about 20 other guys that are out gunning for you.
That's about right. Don't worry about them. I have plenty of friends up here.
That's my place. That's my place.
Who is that?
I just got a squint. Probably Sam Cooper. Sam Cooper.
You haven't got no Sam Cooper on our list. Oh, he's not a relative.
He's jealous of me on account of rosette.
Well, put his name down, put his name down.
Sam Cooper. C AM Kopp. Er, who was that? Sam Cooper?
Rosette works in here at Stillman's
Rosette.
My rosette,
I can hardly wait to hold her lovely hands to kiss her divine face
to hold.
Hey,
there are some of my old friends, my old pals,
the guys I came up to uconn with 15 years ago.
Hey, fellas, it's me, Joe. I'm back.
I can't understand it. We're buddies. Each one is like a blood brother.
They want your blood brother.
They didn't recognize me.
Hey, hey, your friends were better off with your enemies.
Hey, what have they got against you?
I don't know.
I can't understand it. I can't believe it. They're my bosom pals.
I even remember them in my will in your will. Oh, no, give me their name.
Give me their names.
Rose.
Its
name.
I was told it's cold in Alaska
so I dress for weather. That's wrong.
All the men I met said I'll ask
him
she'll wake
up
and start a fall
I'm just a country gal
who went to town.
I left my home and went to know to fiddle around. I met a great big slug.
I had a nugget in the friendliest hand.
I shook it.
The girl began to glint.
I took a squint and gave him a hint. I took it.
I love it in Alaska.
I love the place at once.
I found out in Alaska
at the night fall last six months.
I'm just a country guy
who went to town.
I'm not a saint. I got some paint and did it up brown. Maybe I'll go below.
But all I know I've had a barrel of fun.
I look it,
I'm not the type for wings for Halo ring.
I love other things. I love
you. Sweet little country guys.
Are you all farmers? Listen to rosette.
You know, I'm just your country gal Sam who went to town?
I gave up Milken for a silken evening gown. How do I look?
I was sweet and dear. When I came here,
I say the changes have been extensive.
So don't offer me beer when champagne is near
because now I'm not only deer, I'm expensive.
I love
it.
You can,
I
love it in Big Bang.
I love it here in Skagway.
I love it anywhere.
Just see what the boys in the back room will have.
Tell them my son,
just tell them my career.
Just tell them it's free. The drinks are on me. You're sweet.
A little
converse,
dirty look. Women, women
really go
Willie. I don't like shooting in my place.
I'll be a good boy at going home,
Joe. I'll get you for this.
Hey, what's his name? Willie?
I apologize for the interruption. Folks drags
are around the house.
Glad to see you back. Joe.
Thanks,
Rosette.
How can you do this to me?
You right for me to come back.
Then I find you in the arms of another man.
I didn't send for you.
I told you I never wanted to see you again and I haven't changed my mind.
You're still the same jealous lunatic you always were.
But Rosette,
she doesn't love me.
She won't marry me.
I've got nothing to live for.
I'm going to kill myself. Here we go again.
Uh
People who want to kill Joe. Joe wants to kill
Joe wants to kill Joe. We better get him out of here, boy. Come on, Joe.
Ok.
To,
hey, hey,
don't kill him. I'm too young to die.
You better take a look around before you start throwing lead Sherman.
Some of it might be coming back. I don't know what your angle is. Stillman.
But the second he steps outside, you better call the Undertaker.
Thanks Mr Stillman for saving his life. I'll never forgive you.
Find the interruption folks. But the drinks around the house,
I
please
take him up to room 11 and watch him. Yes, sir, Mr stillman
from now on you spend your own money.
All I said was the drinks around the house.
Bye.
Nothing on your mind.
Why did you send for nugget? Joe me?
You are a little too anxious to keep him alive.
Well, you see, honey, Joe's nuts about you and I just thought that,
well, maybe if I could get the two of you together. No, don't play cupid.
You're not dressed for the part.
All right then, honey, I'll level with you.
The last time you brushed Joe off,
he went out and made a will leaving 2
million bucks to be divided up among those frenzy.
Those prospectors that came up here with him in case he didn't have any heirs.
The dope made himself a walking target.
Well, that's what you get for trusting your friends.
You know, rosette gold can change some people. It can,
well, it can make him greedy. What good would killing him do?
Choe's never told anyone where its gold is hidden.
The minute he dies,
the bank and Fresco's got instructions to turn Joe's map over to his heirs.
This still doesn't explain why you brought Joe back. Look, honey,
if you marry Joe, you automatically become his one and only heir. Don't you see?
Well, where do you fit into the picture? We're partners.
You marry Joe. I make you a widow and we divide the 2 million.
Somebody's got to get it. Why not us?
Why not?
But
Joe needs you a rosette? He's changed. He's insanely jealous
and there'd be no living with him the way he is now.
Funny what gold can do to change a person that I know.
Well, Joe's in here at number 11, I've got George guiding him.
That won't do you any good. I've got to give him a signal.
Tom.
What Tom are you expecting?
I am expecting Tom, my partner. What do I look like? Hello, Tom. Come on in.
How do you, do? I get in there?
Where's Joe? He's in the bathroom? Shaving, shaving he comes through. Oh
no,
Joe.
Give me that. Raise it.
Rosette.
You've forgiven me, Joe. I've got to talk to you
alone.
Would you fellows mind waiting outside? Certainly not.
Well, come on, can't, you can't you see when lovers want to be alone?
Haven't you got a head on your shoulders?
Hm.
Please
go ahead.
Rose.
I'm sorry for the way I acted downstairs. We haven't got time to talk about that.
You've got to get out of Skagway.
Not until you marry me.
Do you know what will happen if I marry you? No,
but I got a pretty good idea.
Stillman will kill you.
Stillman.
Is he in love with you? No, but he's in love with your money.
He knows all about the will and the old timers and he's figured a way to get around it.
I marry you and then I become your heir.
He kills you and Stillman and me split your gold.
Why did you tell me this?
So you'll stop asking me to marry you.
No,
it's because you love me.
I don't love you.
I just want to keep you from getting killed.
Here she comes, let me down, let me down.
Hey, boys. What are you doing?
Rosette?
You've got to marry Joe.
It'll be a beautiful wedding.
There isn't gonna be any wedding and there's liable.
There'll be a beautiful funeral.
Come
on,
say
he's locked the door.
He got the bed sheets. He's trying to hang himself.
Uh, oh,
we gotta break this door down. Get that ax.
Hurry up,
wait a minute. Give me a match. What do you want a match for?
I says I can't take the ax unless there's a fire. Will you get that ax?
Please use your head.
He's climbing up on a chair. Get out of the
way.
Come on, come up. Come on.
Not in there over here. ST,
go ahead. Come on,
my
boy.
Come on. You're doing it.
Come on.
No,
no.
Wait,
wait,
come on,
get out.
Get it out.
There's a laugh. I've got Stillman's keys.
Get down off there. How d can one guy get? You could have heard you with that ax.
Rosette doesn't love me. Oh, you're crazy. She came up here to warn you.
What more proof do you want that? She loves you?
You really think so.
I certainly your whole trouble is that you don't understand women.
Listen, our problem is not with rosette.
It's keeping your friends from killing you.
I like the first problem better.
There must be a way
I know what I'll do.
I will make a new will. I'll disinherit them.
Then there will be no reason for them to kill me. How are you going to do that?
I'll go get a lawyer.
No, it's not safe for me to be on the street. You better get one and bring one here.
We'll get a lawyer and it's the last thing we do.
That's a pretty tie. I never saw you wear this one before. Come on. Come on.
Oh,
now, let's see. Over here.
No, I got some more room away. Someplace Herman Martin
attorney at law.
We finally find a lawyer who turns out to be an old timer.
That's our luck. Now we've got to dig up another one.
If we have to dig up another one, like the last one, they'll have to dig us up.
Well, let's look around. There must be another one around town.
You,
I beg your pardon? Miss?
Uh,
do you know of any other attorney around here besides the one across the street?
Yeah, there's Bob Higgins,
the tall fellow with the roulette table.
Say you're kind of cute.
Have a drink.
Hey, Tom Brown Mill,
that's not milk.
Um,
Mr Higgins,
I'm Tom Watson.
This is George Bell. We'd like to see you on business.
Well, I'll see you in my office in about an hour. Same numbers. This is very urgent.
We've got to see you right away. What about?
Hey, you can't take up room at the table unless you make a bet rule of the house.
Make a bed. How you play the game
at any number you want from 1 to 36 black or red hot or even? Ok, give me a stack of chips,
small stack. Go on, put it on any number. OK? I'm gonna put on a number.
That's all you've got to ask me several questions. You don't mind, do you?
No, number one,
number one. Are you friendly with Jake Stillman?
Not particularly.
Number two.
How long have you been a Skagway?
Oh, about a year.
He's not an old timer. He just got here. Good.
You question Mr Higgins. I'll be right back.
Number one, the winner,
I guess this isn't my night.
Number three.
Are you in love with rosette? Why should I want her
try it again?
What about you?
Number four?
Number four,
look what's this all about? And we got to make sure that we can trust you.
Did you ever have any of your relatives hung by nugget? Joe mcdermott?
No.
Now, before the winner,
number five,
did you ever want to kill nugget? Joe mcdermott,
what are you talking about?
I'll stick with the same ones. And yours?
Number six.
Do you know how to change your will. Any lawyer knows that.
And you're just the man for us.
Number six, the winner
you want over $40,000.
It, well,
he's letting it ride.
Yeah, I've been here all day and I haven't even had a winner.
We'll take good care of you for. What all you have to do is shade your will nugget.
Joe's will. How much?
$500? $500 more? You go in here at this game,
right?
All right. He's stopping over at Stillman's place right across the street.
All right. Wait till I get rid of these and I'll meet you in his room.
We'll wait for you. What's his number 11?
Love me.
Number 35 wins.
Well,
that cleans me out. I'm dead. Broke better luck next time.
How did you do? I don't know. How did I do?
You lost,
uh,
the only dollar I had, I lost the dollar.
You lost a dollar. I don't think anybody can win this game anyway.
I still can't understand why he can't come to my office.
Is there anything crooked about this? Certainly not. Is there any danger
we not whatsoever? He
let you know if there's any danger.
This is a legitimate.
Mhm.
If they won't change my will,
there must be another way to outsmart me.
I got
it. It's simple.
If I move the goal and hide it in another place, then the map won't be worth anything.
Yeah. Then the old timers will have no reason to kill you.
I'll need a sled and my dog to you. We can get the train post.
No. Old timers run the place.
I got it. I have.
Did you hear what he said?
I
really got it. Rosette can take us on her sled.
Do you think she'll go if rosette doesn't go? I don't care what happens to me.
I'd just as soon cook.
Here we go again. Well, Joe, I'll speak to Rosette. She'll go with us.
Come here. I'm gonna talk to you.
He's getting depressed again
now. Stay here and don't let him out of your sight. Stay as close to him as you can
go ahead.
But Rosette, it's all up to you. If you don't go, Joe won't go.
And if he stays here in Skagway, he's a goner. Well, I don't know.
I'd hate to have Joe's death on my conscience. Then you will go.
I don't have much choice.
But how do we get Joe out of town without Stillman knowing about him. Stillman.
There's a guy who wouldn't let $2 million slip through
his fingers if he had to nail them together.
There was just some way to get him off the track.
It's me, Rosetta. You decent.
Still?
Just a minute, Jake quick.
Are you alone?
Oh, yeah.
Anything special, Jake?
Well, I, I was just wondering
when do I get an invitation to the wedding?
Well, it isn't as easy. As you think
nobody will marry us. Well, we're two justices of the peace in town.
Well, they're both old timers. Uh, oh, I hadn't figured on that.
I think I know how we can get around it. Yeah,
we could go up to one of the Eskimo villages and find the missionary.
Yeah, he could marry you.
You know,
you're a smart girl rosette and when you get back
I'll have a nice wedding present waiting for your groom.
Silver too.
What are you trying to do? You can't tie a knot with those big gloves on.
Take them off. You're right.
What's the matter with you?
Do the imp?
How did you get those hands so dirty?
My hands are dirty.
They load it up good.
I hope for rosette's sake that this is going to be a wedding and not a double cross.
Sorry, we can't wait until you boys locate another sled.
The sooner we get started the better, right?
Fellas, we'll move the gold and meet you at the Makalu
Eskimo village.
But suppose we can't buy a sled, then you better get one some way somehow
it's not safe for you to be in this town once
the old timers find out Rosette and me are gone,
but we don't know how to get to muckle.
Look, I'll have Gloria take you Gloria.
Gloria, my lead dog,
she can find muckle
blindfold. I had a girl once by the name of Gloria.
Come on. Gloria.
Well,
it's
on boys.
See,
on muck luck.
Gosh.
Well,
first we've got to get some dogs. Now, let's go up north.
Why? That's what a pole is. So, what
dogs like cold weather? Oh, yes. Yes. Come on.
He just started out,
stay with him
but not too close.
And
they got away. That's the fourth one that got away. Wait a minute.
There's another one.
Hippos.
Come on.
Pie.
Oh, he recognized us. Word must be gone around
you in there.
Hold it.
Hey, I got, I got to buy a tail. Bring him out.
Hey, there's some in
here. I got
by a tail.
I got two of them by the tail. Come on, here's the bag.
These little summer guns are pull up a stiff battle. Come on, give them to me. Come on,
get the back.
Mean
that
don't lose him. Maybe he's got a friend.
Where did he go?
Yes.
So
he's around here somewhere.
You watch around here. I'm going to look around here.
Japan.
Oh,
yeah.
Tr
so
f
oh,
why don't you get with your fat ass?
You see the dog?
I saw a lot of crabs, live crabs and they hurt. They had me fight by the fingers.
Why don't you stop that nonsense. Alaskan crabs. Those are nice things.
They don't hurt you afraid of an ordinary little crab.
Where's your nerve? What's the matter with you? What
she, no, I don't worry about them. I'm not afraid of crabs. I,
I,
oh,
the
of
y,
well,
now let's sneak out before the town wakes up. Are the dogs all hitched?
Everything's all ready.
I don't know if I'm doing right. Getting into this way. What are you talking about?
This is the fastest dog team in the whole world. What do you mean?
I get a load of all my dogs.
See the first dog that's Bush.
Then there's George, then there's Albert, then there's Gene, then there's Joe.
What makes him so fast? You see the lead dog as
her name is Gloria? Oh, come on.
Let's get going. How do you want this?
Well, you just put 1 ft on the runner and take the whip, snap it, you know,
and haul a mush.
Ok. Come on.
Oatmeal. I said Marsh, that's the same thing. Go ahead. Oatmeal.
Yeah.
Hi,
good. You got the idea right away.
I,
ok,
I,
you idiot. Stop the slant. Don't tell me. Tell him
he
shut the door. There's a draft.
Ok.
That's
good.
George George. Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm over here over here. Where, over here, where are you over here? Where, where
I'm over where, here
here,
I guess when we hit,
I guess when we hit those flower bags, we must have blacked out.
I think we wait it out.
Where, where, where's the sled?
Hey, wait a minute. What's this?
Here? We are?
There's the sled.
Where's the dogs now? The dogs,
the dogs there,
the dogs,
what's the matter?
No dogs, no dogs
and look where we are,
you know what this means? We're lost in Alaska,
snow and ice, ice and snow,
snow and ice. Wait a minute, I'm here too.
You know, I'm here beside the snow and ice boss.
You're here. Why stupid? You know, it gets as cold as 50 below zero. Here.
I can see, I don't care what you're hot below zero. I can't prepare. What do you mean?
I got something to show you, baby. Look at
how cold it is
going to have something,
hot water bottles.
You want bottles up here
hot,
get you a load of that. What's the matter with you? Where are your brains? Where were?
I always had them? Stop up there. You have no brains. Get a load of this
and if you did have any brains, it'd probably be frozen as solid as this ice.
Solid, solid ice. Just like your brains.
Look at that and as thick as your brains all iced.
You got to be ashamed.
So
that explains a lot of things, for instance,
help me get this one off. Will you
never mind
keep it on there and supper? Get it off.
If we could only find some, I don't mind getting the hot seat but the cold.
She, if we could only find some grass or maybe a tree,
hey, a tree. Yeah,
we can only find a tree. We can find the dogs,
we find the drugs and we find the tree.
Yeah.
Right.
Ok.
Come on.
You're the laziest guy I've ever seen. All right. Go ahead.
Get up the front there and pull, I'll push, go ahead. Get up there and pull. Pull.
Why do I always have to pull, because you haven't got brains enough to push. Go on.
Pull, pull it. Come on, pull it,
pull
it
a
bit.
Come on, pull it up.
What,
what are you doing? Come on now. Pull it. Come on, get up on your feet.
A
quiet pullet.
Come
on
for life.
Come on. How you doing?
And
a boy, come on, George, we've only got a little more ways to go.
Maybe we better go around.
Look great.
There is no way around now, Paul. Come on.
Hey,
now, what's wrong with you?
Hey, I think we ought to change places. Give you the easy job. And what do you, do?
You complain?
You
gonna
call
a straight down?
I
don't think we
are
quit dragging your feet. I need help.
That's what I said.
Stop Howard and ST,
hey, Tom,
a
dog just come out of this one. hey, a dog was swimming in there. You're crazy.
Hey, Tom,
what?
You
got a dog in there?
Oh, that's ridiculous. We've got to catch some fish to save our supplies.
I get some fish. I can't do any fish. My hands are cold.
How can your hands be cold with those thick blue gloves you have on
you. A gloves,
that's my skin. I'm cold. Well, take your skin off.
Hey, Tom, what
now? Don't lie to me.
Do you think we'll ever get back to San Francisco? Safe? Now? Don't lie. I don't know.
George. It looks bad.
They may find our bodies up here in the snow after the polar bears get through with us.
Come,
go ahead. You can lie to me if you want
it. I used to love bears.
I remember when I used to go hunting bear in San Francisco.
Did you ever go? Hunting? Bear?
Always had clothes on?
Well, you've got to have clothes on to hunt bear.
Well, if you hunt bear,
how can you have clothes on? You know what bears are?
I'm talking about a bear. You go bear hunting, you go bear hunting,
you hunt bear. Same thing. I used to go hunting for reindeer. Reindeer. Reindeer.
Did you ever hunt deer?
Yes, sweetheart.
Oh, stop. You're getting silly.
I got a little,
hey, you got a little, I see another dog in here.
There's another dog
out.
Those dogs.
I,
you're gonna miss it.
This is a tough one.
Somebody got a car up here driving. Why? I hear
the,
oh, that's your imagination. You're hearing things,
but
there's a dog. You get,
what, where, what are you talking about? He keeps looking at me all the time.
I don't see any dog
that's getting you. Boy, it's getting you. He's fishing a tee,
I'm getting nothing,
man. I have nothing.
I got a bite.
You got
a bit?
Yeah. Wait a minute. Who?
Hey, I think I got something.
I think I got something out. You got something. Just a heavy one.
Wait a minute. It's a heavy one.
Oh, I,
I got
a
joke on this flight.
Oh, Tom.
Tom. This, there's a p
tom,
there's the biggest fish I ever caught. Tom.
Oh boy.
Get that size of this with Tom.
Hey, Tom,
this fish is all gray.
Uh uh
talking fish. Hey, Tom.
Hey, Tom.
Tom. I
got fish to talk.
Well, Tom,
hey, Tom
and
darn it
always the big ones. They always get away. Hey, Tom, did you see the size of that fish?
That was me. You, that was you. It was me. Hey, Tom. Come here.
Let that be a lesson to you.
I'm freezing. I can feel it
the last four hours. I might just as well have been alone.
Well, say something.
Give me your hand.
Wow,
I'm freezing.
It's getting stiff.
Um
Oh, no signpost. No signpost looks like Walrus. Oh no, no Wallace, white man.
Frozen. We take back to Makalu
Village. Which way? Maka
me check road map. We find out
good. He's thought out
uh
Rosette Joe.
So you better have the doctor check him.
You should watch.
Ok.
It's Tom.
You take it easy kid.
The doctor says he ought to have his head examined you. Boys will feel a lot better.
Once you've had some hot food, I feel much better.
Now that I've found you and Joe again,
I wouldn't go through this again for a million dollars.
It's $2 million and it's on the sleds and ready to be moved.
If you think $2 million is gonna make any difference to me.
I think so.
But it has to be moved. First thing in the morning, Stillman's on our trail.
Stillman Eskimo's told us he was at one of the nearby villages asking questions.
We better get that goal out of here. Stillman won't catch up with us.
He has to stop somewhere for the night.
Oh boys, I want you to meet an old friend of mine,
Kuk chief of the tribe.
Ku
says welcome to his village.
He says he's glad you're feeling better and any friends of mine or friends of his.
He says you're welcome to stay in Muck au.
As long as you wish also,
you're to be his guest tonight at the ceremonial dance of the hunters.
Thank
him. Thank him. Thank him.
You know, he'll make signs. Thank him.
What do you say? You're welcome
sign language.
Hey,
what did I say?
Oh, you told him a funny story.
Food.
Oh
boy,
I'm so hungry. I could eat a whale. Good. I hope you enjoy it.
Rosette. If we're going to get an early start, we better finish packing the sleds.
Good eating fellas. See you at the celebration.
You know, it's whale meat.
I don't know if I'm gonna like whale meat.
Her
iii
I think I hit the spout
anything when you're hungry.
I, I don't, I don't think this whale is dead yet.
That's good.
Add it
up.
You know, sometimes when you cut the snake's head off, it's,
it's the wheels and the tail.
I don't know what part of me
cut it out.
I'm, I'm gonna sever your connections
and you ain't gonna do that no more.
That's so,
dude, I want, why do
you?
That's enough. And then I,
that was good.
What's the matter? Aren't you gonna eat yours?
Oh,
well, I'll eat it.
Go ahead. You have a whale of a good time.
What are you perspiring about?
Is that nice?
Eskimo men are courageous when they head out for the open sea
Eskimo, she's just wait and free saying be lover. Come back to me,
the young and the old face, a bitter cold and they know they must not fail.
Get a sharp harpoon and a serving spoon.
They went
out the, well,
there'll be a hot time in the igloo
tonight.
You know what time in the igloos tonight,
scrape your carcass with your best Marcus hitch the car.
You'll be slish pulling your stylish bicycle bill for two.
We'll have a wing ding in the igloo
tonight.
We'll fling a swing thing till the temperature is high.
So, although I bless the name on the zero out of sight,
there'll be a,
you
do
not.
Now, how can you tell a boy from a gal when the Eskimos dress like that?
If there's any doubt Eskimos find out
partners heart.
There'll be a hot time
in the igloo
tonight.
A hot and tough time
in the
igloo.
Lose your blues are dancing in snowshoes and your curry slack
clim plop, plump
in the joint will be jumping and we'll have
so it'll howl around the
igloo
tonight.
A f
freel nipping everything inside.
And although it's 40 below and you look like snow white,
there'll be a hard time.
We've lost the trail.
You should never let Joe out of your sight. Well, I couldn't follow too closely.
I don't think they're looking for any missionary out this far.
I think it's a double cross. We would have been better off.
We stayed in one of the villages. We'll never be able to pick up the trail at night.
Well, let's get on over to Malak.
We might pick up some information there.
Yeah,
you.
Mhm.
Yeah,
it's drafty in here.
We close the door.
Our
igloo is gone.
Our
igloo
igloo. Where is who
igloo?
And you dope, you melted it.
Hey,
where is everybody?
Come on. Hey,
come
on. Come on.
Hey, where did everybody go,
men on hunt? Where's rosette and nugget? Joe?
Back of igloo. Get sled ready. Oh, thank you.
Say, come here, you're a real Eskimo woman. I want to tell you a nice Eskimo joke.
Me
didn't work.
We'll have to go the long way. Why?
Because this way we'll be crossing the ocean and
it's almost time for the ice to break up.
Well, let's get started.
Ok,
Bush.
Right.
Oh,
hey,
look,
they look like Joe's bodyguards. Good.
If they are around Joe and that double crossing rosette can't be too far away.
Much
stillman.
Oh,
come on now.
Hey,
cut the
mass still
and I think he saw us. Then we better take a chance and cross the ice before it breaks.
Hold me little Eva
give me a hand,
putting
it
mush, mush.
Come on, mush.
The hand,
turn it around.
You boys will have to hold stillman off until we cross the ice and hide the goal.
How can we hold stillman off?
There's the ammunition I glow. You'll find plenty of stuff in there.
You go in there and get plenty of ammunition. Wait a
minute, you're on my foot. Never
mind you
my foot. Never mind.
Never mind
you get
up,
go in there and get plenty of ammunition. Hope there's a white flag in there.
Go ahead.
Come on.
We make our stand right here.
Don,
here they come.
Keep the ammunition coming.
I don't shoot to kill. We need him to lead us to nugget. Joe. I a
boy, I got time I
get,
what are you doing with that.
It was a hard one.
You,
you shoot that with an arrow.
Keep it going.
I,
ok ta
you
will you get out of my way?
What do you mean you're doing?
Pick up something and do something.
Go
ahead, go
ahead.
Pull something.
I'm
here. Where am I?
Where am I at?
Where did I go? Let's move up on him
and a boy.
Ok.
Keep becoming,
keep becoming George.
Oh,
yeah.
Keep it.
Cal, come on, do something.
Oh,
backfire.
Mm.
Who
this?
I got him pinned down. Keep the ammunition coming
and get some more.
Hm.
What are you doing?
Get ammunition.
Get some more stuff. Hurry up.
We've thrown everything but the kitchen sink.
Well, that takes care of the kitchen sink. What's the matter with you?
Hey, look, I torpedo.
Uh, oh, it's got a hole in it.
Fire number one,
ir one.
What are you doing?
Come on, let's get out of here. Ok.
Um,
I've done
it.
Let's get it.
There's nothing left to throw but this coat hang
here. Go.
Do.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah.
Oh,
jeez.
They got one of those things too.
I
want the igloo.
They win in this one. No, they didn't. Five will get your turn to win in there.
It's a bet. Shut up. They've got to be in there. Now, let's turn it over.
I win.
Then there must be in that one over there.
Somebody's next to these English
Wait a minute.
Rosette and Joe made it.
Come on,
like you said, it all fun up the last time.
Oh,
what did you do with Stillman? He's right behind us. Then hurry up.
Once we get over the top, they'll never be able to catch us. Just
give me a hand up here.
Come on, boy.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Look who's ahead of us?
The old timers.
Why
the ice is breaking
the,
save the gold. No, no, save yourself. Come on back over here. Hurry up.
Jump.
Please. Come on back over here.
Bring the gold.
Save yourself. Hurry up and jump
you.
We'll be safer over there.
Step a little to the left, please.
Oh,
well, let go
do something.
You're not.
Will you let go, please?
I got the tip wasn't my fault,
I guess.
Going.
Yes.
It, it
look at that of
the
old
timers.
All right, man. Let's go.
All the boys, Hank you and Pete get the gold. That won't be necessary.
Drop your guns and get your hands up.
I'll keep them covered. You get the gold.
The sled is so
$2 million at the bottom of the ocean. $2 million. All my money gone your money.
It is our
money. I didn't even get a chance to kiss the go. Goodbye.
I've lost everything, my money. Now,
Joe, you
haven't lost me,
Joe.
There's something about you that makes me Josette.
Will you marry me?
Uh,
congratulations.
I'm gonna give you the biggest wedding that Skagway ever had.
But Jake, I won't take no for an answer.
You get married at my place and everything's on the house
but a few minutes ago you were gonna kill him.
Well, you see gold can do strange things to some people. Well,
lots of luck. Where's George? He's in the water, in the water.
Where,
where is he?
George? A fine pal you turned out to be,
you know, if I could have broken out here and I could have been killed.
You don't care, do you?
That's all you think of is taking a bath. Come on, get up out of there.
Give me your hand. Come on, give me your hand.
Come
on,
come on
there he is. Come on, boys. Let's get back to Makala.
Come on.
I don't need this anymore.
So.