Ladies and gentlemen,
here's tonight's extra special attraction,
Jack Riding
Roen
Pool.
Jaw Western P
and My
Bronco Bob Mitchell
Bunko, Bob Mitchell,
that po he's never been west of the Hudson River. No. Well, how about all those books?
He wrote,
I fought cattle rustlers.
I caught horse thieves. Well, I caught him where it hurts. Read my column today.
Oh, it's true. It'll be the biggest scoop of the year. Sure, it's true.
I make a book of 10 to 1.
Bronco Bob doesn't show up on a horse night or any other night, Bob.
You've never been on a horse in your life and I'll bet the horse knows it.
Why don't you forget the riding?
Just walk out there and sing him a song then beat it
and I'll tell him you've got a broken neck or something beat.
You saw what Martin Manning wrote in his column about me this morning, didn't you?
Yeah. Well, do you want my public to think he's right.
Think he's right, Mr He is right.
Look, Bob, I admit starting all this Bronco Bob build up just to sell your books.
But I commit till you're on.
Yeah. But can he stay on? Not that side, the other side? Even I know that,
hey,
you should be getting ready for the contest
and miss a chance to your Bronco Bob Mitchell sing
at $10,000 to wait a few minutes.
Gave me my saddle
and let me ride
better
to
help my life
of
where I can speak with
passing stars
and touch them.
Mhm.
Give
me my saddle
and let me go
up where the river
where I can live on,
rest on
ears
singing through
my.
They must have used a magic cross to paint the west. So fair.
I know
must be just a step up to hand
and from
so give
me my saddle
and while I live,
I only want to ride,
I
love
her
rose
and have my love
the riding
myself.
Get
me my saddle
and while I live,
I only want to ride
and
the purple hills and high
of
a
my soul
and
all right,
I
so
get him.
Come on, boy,
get in faster.
Come on, get him,
get him.
Yeah.
Get up, get up.
Yeah.
Hey, Willoughby. Willoughby.
Will you get off that horse before the boss catches you?
Do
I
love
you.
Get off that horse. I'm warning you now, I'm playing cowboy.
You know what the boss told you.
Well, next time he catches you playing cowboy, he's gonna fire you. Yeah. Come on,
help me sell this stuff.
Hey,
Duke. Did you see me? What I was standing right next to a real life jackass.
Did you ever ride a jackass? No. Well, you want to get on to yourself? Come on,
I get him.
Think. I'm a dummy.
Hot dogs.
Red hot
hot dog,
hot dog.
Did you ever write a check as?
No, no.
Jump on my back.
Well, Manning,
did my boy finally convince you he's the real thing so he can ride a horse.
But that doesn't prove he's the great western hero. His book say he is.
Well, did they ever convince you?
Say, listen, I'll make you a little bit. Excuse me?
I had a hot dog.
Mhm.
What am I doing?
Plenty of peanuts.
Hot
dogs. Get them on the man. It is hot.
Five peanuts,
peanuts.
Five
peut. Right. Right
here.
Here's 123,
4.5, 5. Right. The man wants five bags of peanuts. 05 bags.
What a business I'm doing. Go ahead. 123. Sure. Right. All right.
Give you
psy sense.
Here it is.
It
pop
on.
Hey, Duke
me. It doesn't matter.
I mean, the guy threw the 50 cents in there. What?
But look for it.
What's the matter bash?
What happened?
50 session. Where did it go down the back, down the
back? Don't
look. Don't
look. All right. All right. Wait a minute.
Give it a stand up. Maybe it'll fall out. Give it a stand up. Sure.
I beg your, I beg your pardon, madam?
Do you mind? Could I get you a better seat? No, thank you. I'm very comfortable.
And besides I paid a dollar for this seat.
Well, you just got 50 cents change
in.
I'll get it to stand up. You go down there and get the coin when it drops out. Ok.
Go ahead.
Go ahead. Go ahead. You don't have to stand up
and
go downstairs.
Ok.
Hey, did you get it?
I missed it by a foot.
What? It went down a shoe?
I beg your pardon? Are you perfectly comfortable? Yes,
I am.
If you want to make yourself feel at home, you can take your shoes off.
Listen, young man, if you don't half
foot it away from here, I'll call an officer.
Hey,
hot foot, hot
foot.
Hey,
I told you to peddle those peanuts. Now get going. I said get going. Ok, boss.
I hope those two vendors weren't annoying you.
Well, they are rather persistent salesmen.
They may be persistent but they're not salesmen. Hey, look out for the manager.
I'd like to give him out for two. Those fellows burn me up.
Did you get it?
Hi, your partner,
Korea.
Oh,
there we go. There we
go.
I
don't push but I'm not pushing.
Push. Don't talk so loud. We don't want to, we know we're clear. Don't push out,
get
over, get over yourself.
You
get over here.
Look, I'm
gonna
go
in case
I do.
Why did you pick up the fur coat. Yeah. What fur coat? Oh, it's a pretty,
it's a pretty,
another five minutes of you signing those autographs and I had a nervous breakdown.
Oh,
can you touch?
No mistake?
Thank you.
Are you all right?
Nice
piece
of
came
out
of his
hand.
I'm ok, Joe. Ok.
Sure. You're not hurt, honey. Oh, it's just my leg will be.
No,
I'm terribly sorry. I hope you didn't get. So you Bronco, Bob, the pride of the West.
Well, you certainly looked it.
Any real rider could have sat his horse and bulldog that to himself. Come on, Bob.
Get out of here before somebody comes. Now. Wait a minute.
This young lady may be hurt. You want to lose that new syndicate contract?
She is all right. Look, Miss, tell him to get out of here.
If this gets on about him, he'll be ruined. Come on, tell him to beat it. Will you
go on Mr Mitchell? I wouldn't dream of hurting your career. Yes, he come on beat it.
Will you
that first aid?
We're awfully sorry. You got hurt. It's all our fault.
Duke and I were running to hide from the bus.
I let the
cow's husband out. He means a bull. Well, nothing. It's a fact.
Oh, it's all right boys. I realized it wasn't done intentionally. Boys.
Tell one of the attendants to bring up a stretcher. Will you? Yes, sir.
If you'll be all right.
Meanwhile, I'll phone the hospital and make arrangements. Hospital, hospital.
Oh, but doc I got a ride in the finals tonight. Out of the question, miss,
that may be only a sprain but I'll have to X ray to be sure.
The next event, ladies and gentlemen,
the finals of the women's trick riding contest,
America's greatest car girls risking life.
And when
for that added
price of $10,000
I
hiding from your public.
No. And thanks to you, I still have one.
I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am that you got hurt.
Why any girl would gladly sacrifice her life to save the Great Bronco Bob Mitchell.
Everybody tells me that you'd have been a sense to win that $10,000 grand prize.
And you'd make me feel a whole lot better
about the whole thing if you'd accept this check,
I wasn't sure about the spelling of the name. So I made it out like that.
What's the matter?
Afraid that I'll tell someone that you're a four flusher?
Well, I wouldn't dream of disillusioning your public. Mr Bronco Bob Mitchell.
Now,
take your check and get out of here.
I,
hey, did I just give the works to that Martin Manning?
I made him admit that you operated that horse like it was a kiddy car.
How about the girl?
She'll be all right. Well, you fixed everything, huh?
Yeah, I fixed everything. That's kind of a tough break for her. Dad.
It seems her old man runs a dude ranch out west somewhere.
It meant a lot of customers if she'd won this championship dude ranch, where,
who cares where you are going up to
Connecticut and start on that new adventure story.
I'm gonna finish this one first.
Come on. Let's get out of here.
That boy's worried.
What makes you think? He's worried? I don't know.
He must be why he just threw away a check for $10,000.
And now you're lucky. It wasn't even made out to me.
Wait a minute. Who is it made out to me? Some guy named Cash. Why are you,
where are you for
the
boss?
So
let's hide this dark color.
Ok.
Yeah.
No.
Well,
why
don't I know
we're up here.
All right. Keep it in a quiet. I know I'm here
then.
This
and I wrote the next one.
Hey guys, you
anybody in there?
Nobody but us cows. Ours.
Why
I
come
b
down,
what's the idea
here?
It's your
car.
Get it. What are you?
Are you on the top?
Come
in.
They don't seem to be around here. Well, they went this way.
X
Exactly.
A Duke.
A
train was on
where, where? Here
we,
we
go this
way.
Thank God.
All right boys. Let's get moving. Ok.
Yeah.
Oh boy, can
I help you?
Thanks pa,
I'm miss
it.
Ok.
Wait a minute.
Come on, get OK. Come on.
Fine.
You put
out the lights,
don't
you?
That's a narrow escape.
You're telling me you need me
this one. Well, look out the back door and find out
why you look like yourself. Come on, look out the back door.
You always make me
do this.
Ok. Ok.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Make your feet up.
All right.
No,
I think we ditched them. Well,
boy, that was a narrow escape.
What's the matter?
Hey, look what happened,
What happened?
Why don't get excited. We in Shanghai,
Shanghai.
What are you doing with that red flag? Some dummy left it hanging up.
I say I'll get rid of it.
Playing a
little game of poker.
Poker.
That's the one game I never played. I don't know a thing about this game.
I'm so ignorant when it comes to playing cards. You ever played a game of poker? No.
Is this anything like nice.
Uh, well, uh, yes,
sit down, I'll teach you the game.
I wanna learn. He's gonna teach me the game. Sure. A
family little game. The first one I had cheating. I'll shoot his hat off.
Sure.
How many chips do you want
chips?
You gotta buy chips. How much chips do I buy? Well, how much money do you have
some?
Cut
us another?
I mean,
are you so happy about
it?
I
tickle myself. Oh, come on. That's enough.
No,
thanks.
I'll
do it.
Where's your auntie? I beg your pardon? Where's your auntie?
She's home with my uncle.
I didn't know he knew anything about my relatives. Oh, no, no. Feed the kitty.
Hi. Hi.
Can you get me some m please?
No, no, no. Put up my,
I told you I didn't know anything about poker anyway.
Did you open it?
I'll stay.
What do you do? Either raise or call
the man that made the bed.
Hey, you. No, no, no, no. Put a dollar in the pot.
Oh,
you silly deer.
Look the party on the table
but on the table certainly.
Ok.
All right. Now, will you take that off? What are you doing?
Not
bad.
Hey, you
add,
you
add
up.
Who are you yelling at
you?
Right?
Do I get these misses? Excuse me, please?
I didn't know how big he was.
If he was a small guy, I might have said. So
get the size of that car
or break it up and wake up. Wake up Jacob. You can't light dreaming inside all day.
You got to keep jumping to them out, do something. You got to get out and put some pain.
So break it up and wake up, wake up Jacob.
You won't be president that way you can't be reclining while the sun is shining.
You got to get out and put some pain.
You got to be in that pitch instead de because opportunity knocks one time no more
without knocks, you gotta be ready to get up
and open the door or break it up and wake up. Wake up Jacob.
You can't like dreaming in the sun all day.
You got to keep jumping to him out to something. You gotta get out and miss some pain.
Break it up and wake up. Wake up Jacob. You can't be dreaming in the sun all day.
You gotta keep jumping to him out to something.
You gotta get up, get up, get up and pitch some pain.
Hey, break it up, Jake boy,
don't be that away.
Break it up. Jake boy, you got to start
to fit some hate.
Wake up,
get up and start things humming.
Wake up.
Maybe there's a paying customer coming. Keep on pitching steady.
This opportunity knocks one time.
Now morning when up knocks, you got to be ready to open the door, open the door,
come on and break it up and wake up.
Wake up Jacob. You can light, dreaming in the sun all day.
You got to keep jumping to him out, do something. You gotta get up, get out.
Hey, wake up
Jake
patterns. A train coming
tourist,
tourist.
Oh, in
your
home
come
and be.
Thank you.
Ok.
Well, how are you? Good as you were twice as fresh.
Oh,
sorry, I couldn't bring home that prize money. Who? What happened?
It's a long story. Let me go. I thought it was a short story. Hello?
Oh
Mr Mitchell.
Careful. Your train doesn't go off and leave you. Oh, are you Mr Mitchell Bronco Bob.
That's right. Well, I'm mighty glad to see you. I got your wire about reservations.
Proud to have you as a again. Thank you, sir. A
guest at
the Lazy S
Yeah, when I told the boys they were mighty pleased too.
I think they're counting on picking up a few points from you.
Oh,
a there,
she is
a f how are you? Well, now that you're back, you know, this place seems like a desert.
Have you around? Oh.
Oh,
Mr Mit, you must meet Alaba Brewster
Foreman
and the best ride in this part of the country
Hill. Glad
to know you. He's terrific at Bulldog.
You two should have a lot in common.
Let's go
see you at the ranch.
Welcome home.
Right with the stocks. Just pull it in. I'll give the boys a hand and be right along.
Well, you did. All right. I don't know. I think I could have done a lot better for him.
Hey,
dude, real Indians, you'll be attacked
on the free cars in a circle. Put the free cars in a circle.
Send the
souvenirs.
He sells souvenirs. Yeah. Step over to my shop. I sell India
spring water with every bottle. I give away a bow and arrow.
You give away a bow and arrow.
How do you like that? All my life? I wanted a bow and arrow. I wish I had one.
Now I knock off a lot of Indians
you want to get us in trouble with these Indians. Shush.
Don't be scared of any Indians. You show me one Indian. I'll show you a coward.
I'm an Indian.
I'm a coward.
Step this way, gentlemen.
What's the matter with? You? Come on, unravel the freight cars. It's safe.
All right. Everything.
Hey,
what
a
real genuine Indian bow and arrow. What do you mean genuine made in Cleveland?
Well, did you ever hear of Cleveland Indians? Oh, now, stop here you are, gentlemen.
It'll make you feel good, refreshing like rain in the face.
See, that's just what we need. We can do some, uh, buy a jug. Willoughby.
That's all you do is put your hand in your pocket.
You never come up with nothing on, buy a jug after all. What am I?
The secretary treasurer and everything else? Go ahead
there.
You
are
very refreshing, huh?
What in the world is this?
Where did he go? There he goes. There he goes. Where did that
go?
Ok.
Oh, boy,
that's a fine trick you played on me.
I'll call it. Even if you tell me what those people are talking about.
My tribe was saying that the man who shoots an arrow
through the tent of an eligible squaw must marry her.
I think it's a very, very good law.
That law should be all over the country.
You marry her.
I don't want to marry.
You got to marry not me.
You shot an arrow through the heart of her tepee.
Therefore you must marry her. I'll see you later.
Come on. I don't want to
marry,
marry her. Don't worry, I'm not gonna marry no girl. Look, she might be beautiful.
I don't care if she's beautiful at all. I'm not going to marry her.
I wouldn't marry the most beautiful girl in the world.
I can be wrong.
Hello.
I'm some marksman. Huh?
I shut my arrow right through your tent.
No, I'm Sunbeam. You are Pierce. The tent is my sister. Moonbeam.
Moonbeam.
Sunbeam.
Hey, Doug. You
must be twins. We'll find out. I think I will.
Mom beam. Yes, sweetheart. Will there ever be an end to that?
She called me sweetheart.
Thank
you.
Don't worry, little sister.
We'll have a bow and arrow wedding.
A
det, a basket. A brown and yellow basket.
I sent a letter to my mommy on the way. I dropped it.
I dropped it. I dropped it.
Yes. On the way I dropped it. A little girly. Picked it up and put it
in the
parking.
She was trucking on down the avenue
but not a single thing to do. She went back back
packing all around when she spied on the ground.
She took it, she took it my little yellow basket
and if she doesn't bring it back, I think that I will die.
It, it,
it, it,
I wonder where my
basket
and
always,
always
dear. I wish that little girl
good
see.
Wwww.
Oh, why was I so careless with?
That's good
of mine.
Really? Basket
was a joy
Jin
basket.
I lost my yellow basket. Won't someone help me find my basket?
Make me happy again again. Was
red.
No,
no, no, no. Was it green?
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no. Just a little yellow basket.
That's good.
Right.
Thank
you.
Play.
What are you doing here? Well, somebody has to look after you.
This idea of yours is crazy.
Hey, boy
Donald,
are you looking for me? Well, we're just trying to find out where we are.
You're at the lazy ass ranch. Are you looking for work?
I don't know if I can find anything else to do.
Say? Could you use a couple of good men?
Did you ever punch cattle?
I should say not. I never hit any animals.
He's only kidding. Why that boy there is the son of the west. Really?
Re on the prairie. Why he even had a saddle for a cradle?
And the moose of the cattle was his lullaby.
That's right.
Sure. Yeah, the moose of the kettle.
I come here the moose. I go to sleep.
Well, you boys certainly have a good sense of humor.
Hop over to the bunk house and get you some work clothes. I'll be in the office.
Thanks a lot.
Well, come on, we've got a job. What are you waiting for?
Boy, I
do what?
I didn't know cowboys got the nice houses like this. Sure.
Look at the big bathtub they got
remind the bathtub. Look at the girls in it.
Oh,
how
do you
do? Oh, I'm Donny Davis. The ranch hostess. Are you gentlemen taken care of?
It's just Andy. Well, if I can do anything for you just whistle.
Let's grab ourselves a swim and, yeah,
over here some bathing suits. Come on.
Yeah.
Did you take a shower? Why is the one the sink?
Get your suit wet,
wet.
Ok.
Yeah.
Hey,
what's that? I,
that we now certainly now dive in,
get in the pool and take advantage of it. Ok. Go ahead.
Hey, Abby. Was it there
up to my neck?
Up to your neck?
Ok. Here I come.
Oh,
yo.
Hey,
did I see you? Did? I see you.
I
shaved the trigger.
Are you the guy who told me it was up to my neck? Yeah.
Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Why
did you ever find a guy of star shower?
Now, listen to me. These people are all watching you.
We're going up to that springboard there. They're expecting an exhibition.
Don't worry about it.
Come on.
All right, folks,
go ahead. Get up there on the board and show the folks how you're gonna die.
Go
on
the
push the
push.
I'm gonna get up, get
up
after all. All right, get up, get up, get up, get up, go ahead, get up.
Now. Go ahead. Out on the board.
Go ahead.
Champion.
Oh, I had bullet.
Folks are all waiting for you to get up on the board
for
people. Just wait,
wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. Stands still.
Amen.
Hey,
your
are
it
all came
about?
Oh
no. Get me off here where I wanna break that diving board
the matter
I
book
to play.
Go ahead. Get on.
There's those pigeons diving off of me.
You
know.
That's
right.
What are you all standing around for? He can't swim.
Get him out of there, Willie.
This is new car.
We get them
will of me.
Come on,
Ivy.
Go.
Are you all right?
All right.
Come on.
Hey,
I
saw octopuses.
All
I saw all kinds of fishes. Why didn't you come off? No, I told me you had to
come on. Come
on.
Will.
Did I save all those lives? No, no, no,
I
saved. You're all right.
Oh,
you
have a
little word.
Get
him.
There he goes again.
Uh Jack,
how are you?
Welcome home, Miss Ann. Thank you. Hello, Jack. What can we do for you?
I hear you got Bronco Bob Mitchell at your place. That's right. What about it?
Well, the boys would like to meet him.
Maybe I can arrange it.
Oh Mr Mitchell,
here he comes.
Well, Bronco Bob himself. Right? Proud to meet you, Bronco. How do you Bronco?
Me and the boys rode out to? Thank you personally.
Thank me. Sure. For entering our rodeo big event of the Frontier Day celebration.
We're turning the receipts over to a hospital for kids this year and having a
celebrity like you riding for the lazy ass ought to just about double our take.
Did you enter into a rodeo? He sure did.
Got this telegram just a few hours ago.
My old friend,
that great westerner Bronco Bob Mitchell wishes me to announce his
entry in the Bronco busting event of your frontier days.
Rodeo. Signed Martin Manning.
Good old manning. Always ahead of the news. It's all on the level, isn't it?
We can count on you, Bob. Wait a minute.
You say, you know, it makes a big difference in the adult we take in for that hospital.
All right, boys, you can count on me. Well, thanks. Great. Thanks a lot.
See you later, an
brown called Plastic.
You're beginning to believe your own publicity.
So you entered the big rodeo and decided to represent the lazy s.
Now, isn't that wonderful?
Of course,
the fact that it's going to keep our
outfit from winning the team prize doesn't matter.
Look,
I don't like myself as a phony any more than you do.
Then why be one?
Well,
all my life,
I've tried to be a writer and all I got for my pains was a trunk full of rejection slips.
Until one day I happened to write a Western story and
then I wrote a couple of more Westerns and they clicked too.
And that was the beginning.
This Bronco Bob build up was my publisher's idea.
Well, why keep it up? I can't tell the truth. Now, there are too many people involved.
There are Bronco Bob toys, souvenir songs. All the rest.
A couple of 100 people make a living out of a guy that doesn't even exist.
I never realized that the only reason that I came out
here is because I had some sort of a crazy idea that
Bob Mitchell might learn to do some of the things that Bronco
Bob was supposed to do if he had the right teacher.
You mean
Alabama, for instance? I mean, you, for instance, well, Mr Mitchell,
as long as you're going to be on our team,
I thought maybe you'd like to pick the horse you want to ride.
Right, right now. Well, we want to be sure that you get the best, don't we end? Honey?
Come along, Bronco.
Oh, Perry me. No.
A
new
Ferrari
wildly
fishes.
Hey, do, what did you go?
What are you doing? You can have it. Why don't you look what you're shooting?
I don't know. I guess I'm not inquisitive. You don't know what you're doing?
Hey, Duke,
Duke. What,
Duke? Please don't be mad at me. Why shouldn't I?
You're the only friend I have in the world.
I mean, after all without you, I don't know what I'd ever do. Please Duke. Look at me.
Don't point that gun at me. I'm sorry,
going around with that gun in your hand, I'll fix you here. Hold that bullet.
Yes, sir. Hold it.
They are all these bullets. Come on, hold the bullets.
I'll put that gun away and keep away from me.
He took,
I swallowed the blood.
It's my own fault. Anyway.
I'm always getting you into trouble.
I don't know why
I deserve a good kick of a pen.
Now it's
take two.
Hey,
we'll put that down. What's the matter with you? There you are. Take your pick.
Look, maybe you better not ride today. Why not?
There's no time like the present is there.
Take that tame looking one right there.
All right, I'll take that one right there.
Say you do know your horse flesh. Why? That's wildcat?
The toughest piece of Bronco I ever roped.
Wow.
If he tries to get on a horse again, he's got a lot of nerves. You're telling me
heck, I can't even ride. I know it. I'm gonna tell the boss. Hey, boss,
what's this
shushing stuff?
Look, boys. If you tell on Bronco, Bob, I'll tell on you. What do you mean?
You're telling me? You're talking to a real cowboy
one, hot dog, please. Yes,
ma'am.
Well, so you got me.
We will tell and you not a word. Gee, thanks.
Hey, you two get busy and rope wildcat. That little babe,
right
him.
That one is,
he's talking to you
But what about it? I'm not gonna
rope the horse. You go ahead. So wait a minute, wait a minute, just a minute.
Do you want him to think? I'm scared. I know, but I have to walk.
Do you want him to think that I'm yellow? No,
you
wrote that. I
tell you what I'll do.
I'll wait out of here. You go in there.
No, sir, brother, you ain't gonna put that over on me right.
Then you go in there and I'll wait out here.
That's better. All right. Go ahead. Go ahead. Hurry up. Get going.
Make
it. Go on, get in there. Ok, boss. Go
on doing it
and he's a killer.
That's all I want to know. What's the matter? What's the matter what the man said?
He's a killer. All right, he can't hurt us. Hey, I've got fire my rope buddy. Go ahead.
Go
ahead.
Go ahead. Get over there now. Go ahead.
Ok?
Throw it.
That's it.
You got him. I think he's not me. Oh, come
on.
I
don't like
you. I wouldn't let you do this.
You
wouldn't like me.
Let someone pull him
in.
Oh
What
is this?
What
kind of?
No, no, no, not that one wildcat.
What are you doing? Another one?
That's the one I like.
Go, go ahead.
What's the matter with you?
Come
right.
Go on out there and let him know who's boss. He knows who's boss.
Are you trying to show me up in front of these boys. No,
go on out there. Do you want me to go out there with the
on? Ok. Pal
boys,
everybody get me a knock
out.
Come here.
Will you please pick?
There's always in the way
I take this rope off
this
throw the rope
up.
It's a nice job. Come on.
Choke yourself.
Throw it out.
Get it out.
Yeah,
it was.
But I think I missed, I think you did. Do,
don't save me, don't
save me,
save me.
Hey, boys, get him out of there before he gets hurt.
Nice work
we
have
for you.
Ok.
Uh
So
here you go.
Clean
this.
All right. Thank you so much.
Bring it back
here.
Hurry up, boys
to get up.
Well, Mr Mitchell, hope we'll have him ready for you in just a minute.
Hurry up for it.
This is the safest place in the whole corral. Come on. Get down.
Lovely.
Oh, wow.
The little guy is plenty good.
Grab my hand with
Yahoo. Look
at that
will
bring that horse back. I do.
You better get me this time.
All right.
Yeah.
To be
off.
You
were
so
good.
Yeah.
Hey, do
you have a
poor dog? Couldn't take it.
Come on,
these are the real talk
on a styling.
You fell in love with her smile one autumn while the moon was pale.
He knew that she loved him
just by the look that she wore
that evening beside
the Rio
Toto
shore,
two hots were young and
my love was all.
And as they laughed and they dreamed the heaven seemed to over.
Then one day he grew restless to Ro and wonder once more
me laughter beside
in the Rio
Tinto
Show.
And he said his love for her would be undying
and he'd return when his wandering was through.
But her poor heart whispered, sadly. He's lying.
It strange.
I
will.
And yet each night she waits there,
we're on the story
with the train
and prays he'll come back again some autumn when the moon is pale.
As each evening passes, she sighs and waits. Just one.
You'll find her beside
the real times are short.
There are boys, I guess it's warm enough now. Thanks, Ruby.
Gee.
I never minded a baby before. Well,
all right. It's the right temperature
starting from now on. I got to make my own formula.
It's your work. Now.
Come on. Be a nice little girl. Take your din, din.
Come on.
Come on,
take your DD.
Don't be such a hug. Now.
I feel so motherly.
I should have went to Vassar.
Or will you shut her rubble? I, do
you think? Maybe there's a pin stick in her?
I don't think so. No,
they do.
If you go someplace, why don't you take me with you?
How
would you like to attend another barbecue? What are you and Deans doing?
Here we moved the whole tribe down for his wedding to moonbeams.
I'm too young to be afraid. We're just here to warn you to get your truce already
that
they let us go this time. But they sure mean business go.
Don't. What happened?
They got me.
They what? They got me. No. Hey, Duke. No. Willoughby,
what do you?
Willoughby back to West New York?
Tell the folks. I,
I,
that was my boots. Are Duke. All right, Willoughby? Don't go away.
Put yourself together. Don't go away. I won't.
Will you ever shot Duke? No, it's a burning feeling.
And I don't mean indigestion. I know how you feel,
Mr?
Oh,
wait a minute. Why? In the same place? I
wait a minute, Duke. It's only a couple of cowboys out there at Target practice.
Hello?
What's the matter with you?
Disappointed, eh?
That's it. That's right.
You
found
him.
How long did that take? 43 seconds? Say you're improving.
Yeah, but not enough.
Look, Bob, if you'll just do it like this,
see if she really don't like him.
Why is she doing all of that?
That's love. Willoughby. Oh, no,
no,
no
love is when you're parked in a car.
What do you think?
Boy, you're all right.
There's nothing to
it.
Yeah. You expect me to do that?
Sure. And better.
Well, it was a great life while it lasted
on right on the squaw side.
The ride.
Well, here we go.
That's it.
Hold it.
That's it.
Stop.
Oh, are you hurt
BB?
Hi,
you Faker.
What are you two doing here? We're just watching.
Yeah.
She's teaching him to 22. What?
Two and two? Make four and 44, make eight and eight and eight.
And then there's geography.
So, get up to the barn. It's milk in times.
Hey, come on.
Do I have to milk that bunch of cows?
No, not bunch herd, herd. What herd of cows? Sure. Herd of cows. What do you think?
I am a dummy? No, a cow herd.
What do I care if a cow herd? I didn't say anything you'd be ashamed of. Please.
Do you know what a cow gives a cow gives milk?
No, she don't. You gotta take it away from her. Oh, come on, let's get hold of the bar.
Come on.
What are you doing down there
trying to do
this?
Him?
Don't really not me.
Don't lean on me.
There must be a better way than this.
Can you move over?
Move the stuff over here little,
get off the finger.
So
you keep it down
again.
Get it out,
get it out,
get it out yourself. Ok? You're milking from the back. You're looking from the back.
Certainly not down there,
cowboy.
You've got to learn sometimes
you got.
Now, what are you doing?
Hey, there's none of those things up here. Hey,
no, not up. Give me
a,
give me a stool, please. Will you listen to me? Your milk are on the stool,
on the stool.
I
know. Get off there.
Hey,
sit down,
let
you the
cow.
Look at
that
for.
No, no, no, no here. Put that under the,
you know what
the cows,
the cows out of what
under here, please sit down there milk the cow. You mean under the crank kids?
All right. Call it what you want but get some milk.
No.
Come on. Come on, come on, give me some milk.
Hey, you come on,
get online. I was here first.
What do you like that? What are you trying to do?
Why don't you bring out somebody your side? I mean, but I was here first.
I'm, I'm trying to get some of myself. You know,
that's all
I
must have run dry.
Don't give me it ain't my fault. First time I ever come out here. Hey, Duke
Duke.
What's the matter?
Honey? Milk this cow?
No, this is a steer. The steer. Don't give milk. No, no.
And where does that sterilized milk come from? Oh, come on. Make it snappy.
I'm dying for a drink of raw milk and all you
get in restaurants is a milk and b milk milk.
Do bees give milk? No, honey.
Thanks dear. Oh, come on, get with it.
Oh, a
flat tube set.
How do you do it in?
You can never trust a woman. Can you ah
will they cut it out? I got a day or two once more.
She did
give me something
of
you do it once more.
What's more?
I guess that'll hold you.
Um,
well,
this is a fine time to be sleeping.
Come on, get up, come on, come on, come on, come on. Wait,
what's the,
come on,
what happened?
What's the matter with you?
Peanut,
hot dogs, hot dogs. Peanuts, fresh milk.
Uh. Oh,
that's trouble.
Wait a minute.
This looks bad. Boy.
We've got the Indian sign on you. Get a wedding license ready or else
or else
I'm getting sick and tired of having those Indians threaten me.
I'll give them 10 minutes to get out of town.
How long?
I'll give him five minutes to get out of town.
How long? Give me 10 seconds and I'll be packed. Wait a minute.
Are you gonna let him get away with that?
No, that's a boy.
Get those dirty Redskins. I know it was in. Where did these arrows come from?
That way? That way, that way, let's
go
this way.
This loveliness,
eyes
length
and
we sigh good bye to all we've ever had.
And
our Lord,
we have walked together
and be
while
of me. What
once in April
your lips were
and love and spring were you?
But I'm not afraid
I'm a sorrow.
Oh,
right.
The fire will window
into glow.
I should
for
flames. I love with such a little.
I won't forget,
but I won't be long
and a smile.
A
and your,
this is how to scare the daylights out of them. It's better.
I spent the best part of the day carving that face, brush it up over here,
right across from his bar.
Here. They come now,
stuck in here. Well, put on the lights.
They got me,
they got me. Where? Right in the middle of the excitement. Oh,
somebody's trying to kid you kidding? That's a very funny kind of kitten.
I mean, after all duke every time I turn around here and this year ran.
You know what happens?
So
here let's go with an arrow
right by my kisser. Come on, let's
go.
Hey partner.
Ok.
What's the matter?
It's only a dummy man. Look at it.
Those three boys put that there to scare you. They're very successful.
Well, come on touch it. It's only a dummy feel it.
That's all I
do.
Come on. Come on, come on, let's wash up.
I'm not scared of you.
Willoughby, go get me the soap,
go get me the soap. I said go get
yourself
Willoughby,
go get me the soap.
Stubborn. I'm not gonna get it. Go get me the soap.
Go get me the soap. Will it be?
It's better
dummy. Yeah,
I wish you was the other guy. You look like
I'll
let you have it.
Yeah.
Fine joint ain't even a place to hang your hat.
I mean the,
it's
about the dummy.
Am I
watching my head.
Ah, that's ridiculous. Come
on,
you
do.
It was ra,
what do you know,
why
do you know
there's your hat and there's no knife in it? No.
Well, that hole wasn't put there by a moth. Come here, I'll prove this in the Z.
Only a dummy. Come on. Get over here. What are you afraid of? Look,
look,
I'll get with it.
Go to bed.
No. To all this nonsense
dummy. Huh?
You look like a guy that gave me some Indian spring water
rose looking at,
I swore that guy moved.
Did you move? No,
I'll fix you.
Put this in your mouth
that
I'm getting hysterical or something.
It's only a dummy. I'm telling you. No, dummy. He's gonna do that. Come here,
come
here, come here. I want to go in. Yes, you win. I do. I'm
doing it. He's a liar.
I sort of thing.
But that all, come on. We
got
into you all of a sudden, dude.
What are you afraid of
me? This Indian's alive? Ah,
he done an awful lot of things to me. You're crazy, man. It's impossible.
I'll show you, go ahead. Show me.
Now. What,
what are you doing?
It
didn't work.
See him take a kick at
me. Well, that's a dummy. You dummy.
Now go on and get in bed.
What's the matter with you? What's come over with you all of a sudden,
there's no way to act
your night gown and go to bed and get some rest. Where are you going
change in the closet?
Because I'm bashful. All right. Go ahead in the closet.
Now, what in the world kept you?
I wish a little long one on Saturday and I'll get to bed there. I'll turn off the lights
and don't forget, I don't want to hear of Indians from you anymore.
You understand that?
Get in there. Don't mention Indians. That's all I do is think of them.
I'm always dreaming of them.
Oh, think of something else. Beautiful girls.
I'll think of beautiful girls.
But I'll dream about Indians. I go to sleep.
Yeah.
Why?
Yeah.
How do you do
something wrong?
Sanitarium? That's right. You're the doctor. I'm a doctor. I gotta have some rest.
I need a lot of rest
all night long. When I sleep. I see Indians.
Even when I turn around, I bunk into Indians,
I gotta have a rest. Well, you've come to the right place. You'll see.
No Indians here. Good now, everything will be all right.
Yeah,
just a minute. Just
take it easy.
You're in bad shape. You do need to rest. Wait, I'll see what I can do for you,
fellas. Do you mind giving this room up for the night?
Very well. Come this way, please
come down,
come on,
take it easy.
That's the bar.
Uh, oh, nurse.
This is your nurse.
Another a need
you and
I know you must be seeing things. He's in bad shape. Nurse.
Make sure that everything is quiet. I gotta have a rest,
hang your clothes up and get some sleep. You'll be all right in the morning.
If you need me, just call,
what a beautiful bed of roses. I think I'll water them.
That's enough.
It's plumbing.
The,
I'm getting plenty of rest tonight anyway.
Yeah.
That
I
won't you?
I
won't you?
Coming up? Water?
Po,
fainted. Faint. It, yes. John Smith ran away with mini ha ha
f for water. Water,
water.
I hope your kids off home.
I don't want to see nobody faint.
Oh boy. Pocahontas
fainted.
I want some water
and I got it too.
I, I
won't.
Well, I won't.
Oh,
I got him,
put my finger
to work, run out of, but
that's a
ruffle
love for me.
What do you do? You want to shoot me?
Would you like to have your palm read
General
Costa
sitting for
a
dog.
A dog.
Wake
up,
wake up.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
The whole room is full of Indians.
I saw two guys come in, two guys. One guy says bite the dust. I won't, you
won't, you won't you
please
come
up,
come
here. What are you? You've been dreaming? That's all that's wrong with you.
Now, what is it all about? Flock Indians? What do you
know? Flock of Indians plenty.
There's not a single Indian here.
Oh, no, no, I know they're all American got Children.
What are you told everybody was in the room but that one Indian that throws knives.
Remember the hat? Are you? I'm still afraid of that. Afraid.
You think he's still around? I'll prove to you that he's not until I see him.
Come here, come here. Here.
He's not here. He's not here. Oh,
no,
he's not here.
He's not here.
P,
if I know you, you're going to do one of two things,
you're either going to break her heart or break your neck
in either way you're going to break my pocketbook or Mr
Mell.
Yeah.
Hi, Mace Anderson.
How are you,
Mr Conway, my nurse maid.
How are you? Good evening.
I own a little club downtown and I haven't seen you around.
Well, I've been pretty busy getting ready for the rodeo.
Sam Shaw. Figures that the lazy s teams a cinch to win with you on it.
As a matter of fact, I'm handling $1000 bet for him.
Mr Shaw didn't strike me as being a betting man.
No, he isn't as a rule, but he spent so much money remodeling this place.
I guess he's counting on getting some of it back with his bet.
Well, I'll be seeing you down at the club.
Goodbye.
Well, Mr Anderson.
God, no, that guy didn't come here just to talk. I didn't know it.
Yeah,
I'll handle Mr Shaw's bet myself at 10 to 1
and a one. That's right. But my name's got to be kept out of it.
It's a deal.
Hey, wait a minute, aren't you writing for the lazy s team?
And you're betting $10,000 that your own team loses? That's right.
I get it.
That makes it simpler, doesn't it?
I'll be seeing you.
You know what that guy thinks?
Let him think it.
10,000 smackers.
You go and kill yourself in that ordeal just to make sure her old man wins that though.
I give up.
Hey, Duke. You know what?
I would love to dance. But why don't you? I gotta learn how to do those kinds of dances.
You throw
it
out and do it. Why do you care? I like that.
Go ahead.
The
they do.
There's
no,
I've been robbed. You. What? I've been robbed. You here. Yeah, you've been robbed.
I had it when I came in. I know I had it when I left the bunkhouse. You had. What
way you
want to dance with the girls? Like everybody else.
I
only go the
way I can't
dance.
What are you talking about?
What the matter with you? How do you know about that?
Ami happy you should be. Hello? Do you dance? Oh,
yes. You have my sweater for it.
All right. Come on, sit
down.
What's on your mind is
I just wanted you to know that.
I bet 20 grand of my own money that the lazy ss outfit loses tomorrow. Why? Tell me,
well, since you don't happen to win any events, that's all
you ought to speak to Bronco. Bob Mitchell, he's said to be the head man.
Well, I'm not worried about him. He'll say that they lose. All right,
Bob Mitchell. Let me bet 10 grand at 10 to 1 that the lazy ass outfit loses.
That's where I got my information.
A
I
think you're lying
but whether you are or not, I'm riding tomorrow to win and no one is going to stop me.
Same. Both couples forward
and back
again and sides divide and you swing in the center and you sing
on the side for the Salman left for the old left handed.
We got orders from Ace to take you with us. Here we go with the old
meth wagon, the hind wheel broke and the axle dragon meet your partner
and
you know where? And I don't care. And to pay
what kind of old fashioned J is that you've got take it from me pops. It's not so hot.
You say it's an old square dance up there? Well, you're right there at jury square.
Don't be a chump.
Do a square
but make it junk.
What'd you say? We all go rocking and reeling.
Make the old Virginia really hot.
The Cornwell tribe may be planted in J
out there that it pops your top.
The timber
angle rocking and reeling. Do the
boogie if the beat is in eight,
you just know where it could end in the square cause you swinging like a rusty gate
and put red
arm to your dulce
toe. And it's easy to make, it makes you
keep jump.
And when your heel and toeing, if you really want to get your kicks,
swing your partner. When you're rocking and reeling,
you're dancing like you,
you'll be first class, you'll be cooking with gas. If you rocking around the square,
Ruby, Ruby, we want Ruby. She's the girl
on the mellow side. Ruby. Come on, Ruby. Just let r
be your guy. Give the cause. Make him up, do it AJ
and breaking
up.
Well, if you want me to do it,
I have these cats come on fit to kill and we'll show you how they plot the square.
You know, back in Harlem on Sugar Hill. Now if you really want to get your boots las
start out with the old shim
sham and play back that jive. I laid on you pops. You're on your own. So cut out a jam.
What do you say? We all
Moroccan and reeling.
Make the Aberg
e really hot.
The corn will thrive if you plant it,
Jim and I'll
bet
that
it pops you on top.
The tim
rocking and reeling through the boogie.
Wy. If the beat is in it, you are just nowhere.
If you're dancing a square, gorgeous wing like a rustic gay.
Put rhythm to your
l. See,
Darwin,
it's easy to make, keep jumping when he
and
Twin. If you really want to get your kid
swing your part
to go rocking
and reel
until you dancing. Like you're having
a car,
you'll be first class. You'll be cooking with gas.
What?
Right. Right.
Right.
And
when you're rocking around
us,
see
that's what that color told Alabama. That's true because I, my one good here.
This one will be here. No, this one over here, this one will be here.
I don't believe it.
Bob wouldn't bet against himself. Then why not ask Alabama.
Good morning everybody. Oh,
there he is.
Why you,
I ought to haul off and give you the dirtiest look you ever had in your life.
What is this, what's going on here?
Did you make a bet through Ace Anderson that the lazy s would lose today?
Oh,
you heard about that, huh?
Now, listen, an
I'm gonna ride today and I'm gonna ride the wind as far as I'm concerned.
You can do all your riding on a train heading east. Now,
listen,
I want,
what are you doing?
Oh, hey, wait a minute. You guys got a customer. Come on Willoughby. Let's get going.
Wait. You don't understand. Oh, yes, we do. You're a bad boy. Oh, you got me wrong.
Oh, no,
we ain't got you wrong
if I got you wrong. I hope I knock a fender off this car
and
Well, that's why I wanted to lose the money. 10,000 buckaroos to win a girl.
Let's love. All right. That's inflation. It's all your fault.
You had to go and spoil a beautiful romance.
You and your eavesdropping, eavesdropping.
I never dropped a knief in my life. I ought to give you back to the Indians. Oh, Duke.
Anything. But that don't give me back to the aliens.
What do you know? Somebody must be using a lea shot? Is that still boys arguing?
All right. Reach.
Come on, give me a gun.
Hey, what's the big idea?
Just take it easy, Mr.
And you won't get hurt.
Have inside.
I'm gonna get help.
I don't care what your reasons were for betting on the lazy Ss to lose.
The main thing is I can be positive they don't win by holding on to you and Alabama.
Yeah,
we got you. Good Bronco Bob.
You know, it ain't as easy to escape from here as it was in them. Books of yours.
Are you a fan of mine? I'll say I am. You know that that book I escaped from outlaws.
That was swell. Remember race? I was reading it to you. Remember
that took place in a cabin very much like this, didn't it?
Yeah, that's right. It did
there. I was a prisoner.
The outlaw chief was pacing up and down.
The window was open
and let's see.
And
hey, you're hurt. Never mind that. Let's get back to the rodeo.
Let's make sure our friend stays here first
but
back,
I
gotta get out there.
We should have stayed there and fought it out with them.
Hey,
stop, stop, stop
my ass.
Way back. They have no breaks. Boy.
Now
about
the
of
a break.
Take off your break,
not release it. OK?
B
after we
on the wheel.
All right, I'll take care of everything.
What are you doing here?
The me,
you've got another hit.
Not here. Not here. D
don't be wrong. She
my
head.
No,
there it is. Thank you.
And
they got rid of the Indians.
We
go
20 driver,
right?
For,
go ahead.
So would drive.
Hey, who's Ching?
Who
in a
close shave? You said
hurry up.
How you
go,
go get help.
Come
here, come
here,
you went the wrong way. This way
I
can see
that you
love.
Thank you.
Doesn't this place look familiar to you? Why you dope?
We've been traveling an hour right back at the same spot we started from,
ain't I un canny?
You are now you listen to me, take the turns. I tell you to take Bob's in trouble.
Now. Get going. Come on
now, let's see. Even this Bronco busting contest
now that should be something.
I don't suppose there's any doubt of it showing up. Is there Conrad?
This is pretty dull stuff. Manny. What do you say? We go find some real fun, huh?
And the next event on the program is the girls Fancy Riding contest.
Well, good luck. An, there's a lot more at stake. That is the prize money. A
lot more. Yeah.
Ace Anderson had somebody to put up $10,000 at 10 to 1 that we'd lose $10,000.
I dared.
Then Bob,
if Bob wanted to lose, so we'd win.
That doesn't make sense. It certainly does.
Come on.
Hey, Alabama. Come on, get in the car. He's hurt. Come on.
I think it's just a little
blood.
The lazy s outfits in second place with 27 points
including the first place won by Miss Anne Shaw.
And now the final contestant in Bronco Bustin also
representing the Lazy S Ranch that celebrated personality.
Bronco Bob Mitchell.
Where's Bob? Has anyone seen him? No,
Alabama hasn't shown up either. Oh, that's strange.
You don't mean that you want Bob to ride a horse? I want him to ride Bronco.
Bob Mitchell is wanted at the shoes. The judges are waiting.
So he was gonna ride. Was he
Bronco Bob Mitchell having failed to appear.
The contest is forfeited and the winner is,
wait a minute. Here he is. Folks
get Alabama first aid right away. What happened to him? He got shot.
I'll explain later. Look ann about that. We know all about that.
Then you just get in there and ride, ride him, cowboy.
Where?
Hello, bridegroom.
Ok.
Look
all together
by myself.
Oh,
everyone
was
high and wild
then
to
the,
I give me a life out on the plains horse with lightning in his veins and for,
I can't drive
the
middle of the,
the cowboys. Friends are rough and tough, but they're his friends in this enough.
They're tried and true, man.
And they
so
yeah,
we're all together side by
everyone.
Thank,
yeah.
To the
come.