Ok.
Oh, I love it,
isn't he? Wonderful? He said he was simply dying to meet my mother and father.
He gave me these papers
because he was positively dying to meet you all.
Hey, Jinx,
in case you're interested, there's a girl down here waiting for you.
Three of her complete with families. Oh,
I was afraid of that.
See if you can locate those two pals of mine and tell them to get rid of them.
Talk to that air. Crazy Baboon.
What are you trying to do? Ruin me? Yes, Mr G.
Can you stay up there so long? My side shows are starving to death.
Now, come on, get down here. Listen, gotta go.
I'll come down when I get good and ready.
There's gotta be something in your corny show
to give the customers their money's worth.
And that lug gets down here. Tell him he's fired.
All right, friend. It's only your name
for the entire family. It's wacky. It's d
it's crazy.
We all have one step
up how
there's
nothing
we're here for
to make you happy. Where's that nip wit partner of yours? He was here a minute ago.
You guys are as dizzy as your pal up there.
Now. Go on, get over to the hip. The umpire concession.
Another guy just got hit in the head and had to go to the hospital.
That's the fifth umpire I've lost this week.
Joe will take over here and keep that little fat partner out of my sight. Will you?
Every time I turn around, he's under my feet.
Oh,
you'll have to get off. This is as far as I go.
Take it easy.
All right. Now, take it easy.
Boss.
Come
on. Get up.
Oh, come
on.
It's
one dime
10 cents.
That's
a crazy
house. Go
for
you
and di,
than any place you've ever been here.
Get to work. Come
on, you play,
come
on, get in. When he
come on, come on, get out. What are you doing? Just do as the boss tells you.
Come on. Now do as your, to
put your head right in there. Now. You like to play ball games.
I love to play baseball. Yeah. What part do you like to play?
I want to be the boss, the big boss, the big boss. I want to be the umpire.
Well, you are the umpire. Ok. Everything. All right.
That's
all right. Friends. Step right up. Three balls for an iron. Kill the umpire.
Wait,
kill him.
Knock his brains out. Come on. What are you
coming
with? Wait, if we never get another boy, my mother never raised.
No foolish Children. Love,
love. They're only cheap balls. Yeah. Look,
wait,
come here now. Wait a minute,
I'm going home. I forgot something. What did you forget? I forgot to stay there.
All right here, I'll straighten that out. Come here, here, there's a protector.
Put that on there. You are. See, now, when the ball hits the protector it bounces off.
This is a protector. Certainly. And the ball bounces off the protector certainly.
Did you ever stop to figure out what
the little ball bounce off to protect it?
But my head now, look, will you listen to me, please?
You see that bat up there? Yeah, I have absolute control.
That was this little button.
I press the button, they throw the ball, the batter hits the ball and the other
is to it.
You can't get somebody throws the ball,
you press the button and the bat hits the ball.
That's all
I
watch it. Hey,
don't forget, push the button.
Ok,
wait until I say ready.
What did you say?
I said, wait till I say ready.
What's the matter with you? Why don't you put your shirt tail in? Who do you play for?
Brooklyn? Go on, get back there. Go on. Not until I say
prepare.
You thought I was gonna say ready.
All right, folks step right up three balls for
I him kill the umpire. Knock his brains out.
I'm gonna
keep
the, that's
the
idea of the
game
that's
put
on your,
never
mind that.
Put,
wait a minute, wait, that's enough. That's enough.
All right. All right. Take it easy. Take it easy. What's the matter with? You?
Just stay back there where you belong? That's enough.
I'm sure.
Push
me.
Don't tell me I can't quit it and quit. That's the boss. That's the boss. What do I?
Oh, boss.
I mean, this guy over here is using my head for baseball,
but I'll use it for a football.
You don't get back to work now. Come on. You know,
poison ivy.
Now you made me say a rash worse. Take it easy.
Oh,
wait,
wait a minute. G
go.
No,
him if I were you? No, you wouldn't, wouldn't you? No, you're not me.
But if I was you, I'd take my friend and get out of here as far as I'm concerned.
You're grounded. Yeah. Well,
then this will make two of us.
Come on, boys. Let's get out of here. Bull's
eye,
bull's eye. Go ahead. Geeks.
Did you put down?
Oh, he hurt himself. Poor kid. All right.
You're fired.
You get out of here too.
If I ever find you back here again, I'll have you thrown out?
Oh, we've been thrown off better places than this. That's right.
But he won't get back on this one. Well, when you get back on the other ones.
Oh,
why? What a police,
may I check your hat?
I don't mean to get in quiz who's gonna pay this check? Don't worry, I'll pay it.
We're gonna celebrate, celebrate,
celebrate getting fired.
No, you don't think I'd let that gun go fire us if I wasn't ready to quit. Do you?
We got a real job now, a real job. We're in the army.
Book practice. No, in the Air Corps.
The order just came through to report at the Calero
school. It's right near here and get this.
They're gonna pay me a salary while I'm learning to fly.
Pay you a salary to learn how to fly. After I left. I'll get my wings.
All right. Come on. You pick yourself up.
What's
the matter with you?
Excuse me,
daddy,
daddy, daddy.
You always get that look in your eye when you see a girl, not me.
I'm not gonna fall just for anyone. I'm going to wait until the right girl comes along
and here she is.
Come on. That was a fast romance. Wasn't remind that. Come on, sit down
over
here.
This is
nice table
in.
I'll have a hamburger.
It's quiet. We'll order something from the menu. Ok?
You know, Jinx, there's one thing you overlooked about the army. What's that?
No, women, women,
you hate that? Yeah.
You know what we need, we need a union. What kind of a
woman haters union? We should organize it right here. All right.
Every union has officers. All those in favor of me being president.
Say, ay, ay, you guys have, I have a vice president. All right.
All those in favor of me being vice president. Say, ay, ay,
what do you want me to hold you in?
I mean, after all, we want to be set in the
union. I'm elected president, so I appoint you secretary swell. I'm gonna be su
in this union and I'll stuff the ballot box. Wait,
wait a minute. How much money have you got? $30?
You be the treasurer?
All right, fine. Ok. You're gonna be a treasurer. I owe $30. What's wrong?
What's wrong with that? That's not fair.
Well, now wait a minute, we've got $10 apiece in this treasury, you know,
so be careful how you handle our money.
Here's what we'll do.
We won't walk with a woman, talk to a woman or look at a woman today. Ok.
Shame.
That's the one for all and all for one. That's what I say. One for all and all for me.
Never thought I,
oh, but now I hear love call.
I'm getting sentimental over you
things you say and
you just real
through and through.
I'm getting sentimental over you.
I thought I was happy I could live without love.
Now I must admit
all is all I'm thinking of,
won't you please be
and just make up your mind
that you be sweet and gentle. Be gentle with me.
I'm getting sentimental
for you.
Never thought I'd thought.
But now
I'm getting sentimental
all the things you say are
you just thrill me through and
I'm getting sentimental over you.
I thought I was happy I could
for that.
I must admit
that is all I'm thinking of.
Won't you? Please be calm
and just make up your
and
that you be sweet and gentle, be gentle with me.
I'm getting
and sentimental.
Thank you.
It isn't easy to say goodbye.
It's been a grand engagement here and you've all been wonderful
and I wouldn't dream of leaving for any other job except the one I'm going to
with the Hostess Corps of the US. O goodbye. And
thank you all again.
Wait a minute. Stick to the union. Watch
out
speaking to the union. What about my $10? $10? Give me the $10 of mine.
You got the treasury. What you talking about what?
You're holding $30 of our money, giving us $10? Give us $10. Why not?
That's why I'm the treasurer.
Wait, I mean, after all, I'm giving you $10. I don't know.
What for give me, you know, look, give him an Iou jinx.
He just wants,
he wants to keep his book straight. How did he miss, man?
I owe you $10 here. Sign it. That's very good. I'll sign it. It's very business like
Heathcliff Hee.
Yeah,
thanks. Ok. See, that's what I mean, keep your books writing. Ok.
Do it like business.
What was your idea of?
Wait, a
minute. What was your idea? Wait a
minute.
It's all right. Everything's all right. Congratulations, Linda. Thank you.
It's the soldiers that should be congratulated.
Are you going to be stationed, Linda? Well, how about this? Farewell dance, Linda.
I'm sorry, Miss Joyce. Has this dance with me.
Excuse us, boys, we're sitting this one up. Excuse me.
Here, this table will do
there.
Now, here we are.
How have you been Linda,
by the way? My name is Jinx Roberts.
Not really
the Jinx Roberts.
Oh, you've heard of me?
No.
Now, if you don't mind, I don't get sore
after all.
What's a guy supposed to do when he finally sees a girl that he's
been dying to meet all his life and there's nobody to introduce him.
Well,
all right.
Now we've met Mr Roberts and it's been a perfectly beautiful friendship.
Too bad. It has to end. Oh, wait a minute, wait,
Jim.
What kept you? Sorry to be late, Linda. We were delayed in traffic.
I'm glad to see you. I was why Roberts?
It's been a long time. Not long enough.
You two know each other.
Yes, we know each other.
Your phones running storms. Lately. You're still a fair weather pilot,
Jim.
I'd like to dance but don't go away. Craig. I want to see you. Excuse us.
Name old technique here. Robert.
I wouldn't advise it with Linda. No,
tell me more.
Jinx is something I wanted to straighten out with you for a long while.
Let's sit down and talk it over. We've got nothing to talk over.
You've already straightened things out beautifully for me about four years ago.
Remind me to thank you for it someday.
I cut in.
Well,
thanks.
Hey, Blacky. Looks like we're gonna have you in trouble. You
know, that guy looks bad.
You know, I ought to pick at the guy. That's what I gotta do. Well, let's do it.
Let's make a sign. Yeah, that's what we'll do. We'll fix it.
You got a pencil. No,
wait a minute, I'll get some,
I beg your pardon?
Can I have your lipstick for a minute?
He sure did.
Now, sweetie, here's some bobby pins in case you want to put your hair up,
here's a cigar in case you want to smoke.
Here's a punch in the nose in case you want to fight.
Here's your $10 in case you want to quit the union or we'll talk about that later.
Let's make the sign
say, is that on the level about you and the US O business? Of course it is.
Have you any idea where you'll be stationed?
Why the new unit near the Calero
flying school?
No.
You know who's gonna be there starting tomorrow?
No,
me?
Hey, Jinx,
remember the union? Hey, Jinx the union.
Union. The restraint. Because
did you get a jinx?
Do you mind if I couldn't?
Why? Certainly not Heath Cliff.
Go right ahead. Thank you.
But,
but
what is it? It's no type of dance. Are you kidding me?
I want to go away. You want to wrestle?
All right, boys, Karol.
Let's look for jeans.
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Can't you read me?
Who's smoking?
Yes,
I am a cake.
Hi, Mickey.
Hey,
what are you doing?
What
do you think? You're gone, buddy? I want to go inside, see my pal jinx.
Nobody gets in here without a pass. Now. Get gone.
Let's go over the administration building.
Yeah.
Pick it up.
Pick yourself
up
like this ain't the administration building. Us,
us. So
us o us o you. So what does it mean? No, us. O United Service organization.
See this building is donated by the
government and supported by unselfish Americans.
This building here provides for these
boys entertainment and refreshments and books and
in other words, everything to make it a home away from home. Do you understand? Now?
All but one thing, what does you so mean now? All right. Come on inside.
Let's find out where the administration building is so we can get our pass.
All right boys.
Yes,
you
care for anybody.
Well, that's all. Thanks. Ok,
let's play a game of
Laurie. Is he on a cake ready?
Well, be on the army,
Gloria Gloria.
Look, sister dear.
One of these fine sharp days.
I'm going to teach you how to get a man in six easy lessons.
That's what I said,
oh, tennis.
I am sorry, sir. Who do you think I am the eight ball? What are you trying to do?
Ruin the man's game?
Who's in charge here, Miss Phelps at the Carter Center over there? Right? Thanks.
I beg your pardon?
Could you tell me where the administration building is over there inside the gate?
Yes. How do you get in there to get a pass?
Well, you can't get inside the gate without a pass
to get a pass to get inside the gate.
Very and tricky. Come on, won't you boys have something to eat?
Yes, ma'am,
please, please. What do you mean? Yes, ma'am.
We've only got a quarter. You know that.
Do you understand what's wrong with you? What's happened to you? A quarter?
Didn't get something.
I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll order a turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee
and I'll give you half.
But if she asks you, if you want anything you just say, no, I don't care for anything.
If she asked me if I want something I say, don't.
That's right. You know, we're gonna put something over me.
No, no, no, no, we're not, not putting anything over. Gonna try that slicker car.
We got us a quarter.
Hey,
shoot me for a couple of big shots. That's a boy.
That's right.
Give me a turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee, please. What do you have?
I
care
for
them all. Go ahead and have something.
Give me a turkey sandwich
in. I just get through telling you I refused once tonight. That's enough.
I know we only got a quarter.
But the waitress says to me, go ahead and have something.
I said, I don't care for nothing.
Never
mind that
you can't order.
Never mind what I say, no matter how much you coax me no matter how much I coax you,
you just say I don't want anything.
I say I'm filled up. That's all, that's all. We've only got a quarter.
I ain't, but I say I will, we'll say that. Ok, then I'll give you half of my turkey.
Ok? I don't care for
that turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee, please.
And what do you have? I don't care for nothing. All, go ahead, have something.
Go and have something.
Come on you, you're in here to eat
right?
Order something.
Give me some ham and eggs. Well, I just got through telling you what do you
cook
something
for? Just a minute? We've only got a quarter.
But don't keep saying, go ahead, pick something. I said I don't,
you
go ahead.
Never mind what I say.
Just don't order anything.
How are you going to pay for it?
I'm filled up. I don't know if that's
no matter how much I coax you, you don't want that. I'm,
I don't say
you want a sandwich. You can't pay for two turkey sandwiches now.
Come on, I don't care for nothing. You don't want anything,
that turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee, please.
Thanks.
What do
I
care
for?
Oh,
sure you do now. Stop
me. I don't care for nothing. That's why I'm not in the
mood. You told me that you were hungry?
I know I told you a lot of things I ain't gonna eat. That's all. Are you hungry?
I beg your pardon?
But I'm not
hungry. You are hungry.
But look, you're in a restaurant. What do people go to a restaurant for
not me? I'm just gonna,
people go to a restaurant for sometimes. I wonder
they go there to eat.
That's what you're here for. Wonderful word eat. All right. Order something.
I
ho
now listen,
you want people to think I'm a cheap skate around. Here
we go and order something.
Order something small.
Give me a small steak but I just, I just get through telling you, huh?
What do you keep coaxing for? Never mind. I coax
him no matter how much I coax you. You don't want anything.
Now, sit down there and behave yourself.
But the turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee, please.
Turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee. Yes. Yes,
he don't care for anything.
Thanks a lot.
Where are you going? I'm gonna get out of here.
You want to get nothing to eat? I told you I'd give you a hand.
Don't worry about
it.
We go again. Do I have to write it down for you? Oh, smart guy.
Hey, you're kind of cute. Never mind that.
Where's my turkey sandwich and cup of coffee? Turkey sandwich? Cup of coffee. Ok.
That for you.
Hey, Blacky.
She gave me a cake for nothing.
That doesn't mean anyone engaged. Does it?
Oh, certainly not too young to fall in love with that.
Here's your turkey sandwich. Thanks. I'm sorry. I took so long.
Well, that's all right.
I hope you enjoy it. I will.
That will cost you 10 cents, please.
You just give it to me for nothing.
Oh, I'm sorry. There must be some mistake. Indian giver.
Do you like cranberries? Oh, sure.
I do too. That's funny.
I'll
get you some. All right.
I thought you liked me.
What do you mean?
How
should you like
quiet?
We ain't got no more turkey, huh?
What's the matter with the cake?
How
you eat the cake?
I lost my appetite. Well, is there anything else I can do for you?
Yes, there is.
Is there any way you can sneak us through the gate?
Well, it's,
it's against the rules but uh,
God's a friend of mine. I think I can kind of fix it for you.
She likes me again.
What
is,
wait, I go get my hat.
Come on. Eat the cake. It tell me
what does she chew to
bear?
No,
it's only what? Like
I go try the
horse
quite easy to take.
Ok,
here's your cranberry.
Thanks a lot.
Good.
I said that would be 10 cents, please.
You just give me the cake for nothing. When you, when I get your hat,
hat,
what hat?
When you said you was gonna sneak us through the gate?
I never told you I was gonna sneak you through any gate
first. You tell me I can have the cake for nothing.
Then I can't have the cake for nothing.
Then you say there ain't no turkey and then there is turkey.
Then you say you're gonna sneak us through the gate.
Now you're not gonna sneak us through the gate.
Why don't you make up your mind? How dare you yell at me?
I'm a B blue to
me. Head.
All right.
Well, come on,
I'm a half inch in the road.
Let's get out of here.
Ok.
Let's see how those boys get in.
But
right.
All right,
I
right.
Talk to
Mr
your
take this bag my.
Wow. That
what you
want to keep your eye over there?
Yes.
Hey.
All right.
Yeah.
Um.
Oh
hot, hot
drive back here, Mr on the double Mr Well, on the double drive out, get on the ball.
Jack pot,
hold
back
those shoulders
turn
around.
Wait,
walk
in
there.
Do you think of
him?
That must be the new class?
I know she changed. Do you?
Maybe we came to the wrong place, huh?
Oh no
gentlemen.
By your presence here,
you have indicated your ambition to become a part of
the greatest air force the world has ever known.
I congratulate you upon your decision
in point of years. The story of the Army Air Corps is a brief one,
but it is also a distinguished one.
Your training of 20 weeks here will be an exacting task.
But when it is completed,
you will go on to advance training in the army's West Point of the Air.
When you graduate,
you will be commissioned in the Air Corps of the United States Army.
One word of warning, some of you men won't make the grave
but being washed out as fliers needn't mean that you're out of the service.
There are other jobs in the Corps that are just as important,
aeronautical engineers, observers, navigators, meteorologists,
photographers and a host of others.
Remember
for every pilot that hits the blue,
it takes many other highly trained men to keep his
ship in shape on its course and properly manned.
Those men are the backbone of the core.
I'll turn you over now to major barstow who will be in charge of your instructions.
Gentlemen, you are in the army
while you are here, your flying instructor will be your most important associate.
Although that flight instructor is a civilian,
you must remember that he is acting in the capacity of
an officer of the army and will be treated as such
best of luck
and keep them flying
Hey
Heathcliff. There's Jinx. Now,
why don't you wish you could fly a plane like him? Not me.
I don't want to get in any airplanes. Brother. I want to stay on a good old Terra Firma
and the firmer, the terror, the terror I'm gonna firmer
take over Mr
Detail.
And what
work?
Good.
Major bars. Stow's compliments and report to his office at once. Major.
Well, thank him for the compliments and show me the way
here. But
31.
Well, well, well, look who's here and on my reception committee too.
Gee, you look swell in that uniform baby waiting to see me in mine.
I have an idea that may be quite a week.
Hey, you,
Mr,
this way.
Ok. Ok.
See you later. Beautiful.
Yeah,
good morning Major.
My name is Roberts. They told me to report today at 11. Nice timing. E
as I observed
for your information, Mr Roberts. This is a flying school, not a circus.
I trust that your entrance just now is intended to be a joke.
But understand this,
this school is under army supervision and army regulations
hold those regulations are definite and they are enforced.
Unless you intend to obey them. You'd better lead the way you came.
I think I'll stick around major.
It's quite apparent that you've had flying experience of a sort
that makes no difference here.
You have to start from scratch, learn to fly our ships. Our way
said Mr Morrison,
you'll be assigned to an experienced instructor who will
have direct charge of your training throughout your course.
Yes, major. A
new student. Foil Mr Morrison.
Mr Roberts.
So,
you're gonna teach me to fly?
Well, if I'm not the lucky one,
I know Robert's major. Very well. So much, the better.
You're better acquainted with the many things he's got to unlearn here we are.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, boy.
Glad to see you. Hello?
Hey, ain't he a wonderful flyer? Don't he do wonderful things in an airplane?
Young man. You're intruding.
I think so too. I should wear a girdle.
Who are these men?
Oh, these two guys are my pals. These two, him and I am that guy over there.
I don't know him at all. I said, who are these men? Must be
human?
These two guys over here are my pals, that guy over there, Adam?
Oh, I get it. I didn't get it the first night I get it. I thought you meant
take your hand first. I got hit.
Will someone answer my question? Pardon? Major?
But perhaps Roberts could help you out. We're his private ground crew.
Private ground. Sure. Yeah.
So you didn't think our mechanics were good enough for you, eh?
Get these men outside the grounds and keep them out.
Wait a minute major. You can't do that.
I mean, after all,
Jinx Blackie and I were pals and when Jinx signed up for the duration,
that's what we wanted to do too. But what can you do?
Obviously you're not pilots and I doubt if you're very good mechanics.
There must be something around here that we can do. Sure major.
There's thousands and thousands of guys like Blackie and I
don't want to do something to serve the country,
we can't help. But if we got flat feet or
we've got poor eyesight, maybe we haven't got training, but we're willing to try.
Honestly, we will try hard to.
It all.
Don't mean nothing
if you don't give us a chance after all our hearts in the right places.
I understand all that. Look major.
When I was a little bit of a kid, I was too fat to play on the baseball team.
So they made me the bat boy
and then when the football season came around, I was,
I couldn't run fast enough to make the football team. So,
so they made me the water boy.
And now major when you're training,
the biggest team that we ever had there surely must be a place for blackie and I
maybe as a water boy or a bad boy.
Won't your major? Give us a chance,
please. Major.
Take these men to the chief mechanic and see if he can find something they can do
and keep an eye on them.
Thanks, major.
You're a swell fella.
I'm gonna see if I can't sneak you into the woman haters union.
Jinx. He's a wonderful man.
Come on. Wonderful man. Come on,
he clear. Come on. Come on.
Excuse me,
they said I was to be in here.
Hm. Not so bad.
Mhm.
Oh, hello. How are you
say? I'm lucky to get you the room with,
you know, that little Joyce name, don't you?
But I got special plans for that babe. A nice spot all set up for in the old trophy room.
Right.
That's a big idea. It
just happens that I'm particular how guys talk about my sister,
your sister?
A couple of fine jobs you got for us. Good job. A
couple of janitors. That's what we are.
Well, we're working, don't tell me we're just a couple of water boys.
What are you talking about? We're writing your jinx.
I mean, after all the Jin was around here,
what are you doing to those? I kid they're mops.
What are you doing with the mops? We're just carrying out orders.
What orders we were sent over here to mop up the field,
throw them away. Ok, I mean have to
order
you doing.
So you guys want to get in the air service, huh?
Well, brother, you're in it
now. Get busy and taxi that plane off the field.
Come on. You heard what he said? Taxi, the plane off the field, taxi,
taxi. What are you doing?
Taxi? What's the matter with? You gotta get a cab, get the plane off.
No, no, there's nothing of the kind over here we've got to get it off,
we've got to get it off. Ok.
Which one are we going this way? That way?
What's the matter now?
Can't put it?
Come on, get on that wheel. Ok.
Wait, wait,
it's
contact contact. What are you talking about? Oh, ain't you a aviator contact?
All right. That means
we'll get a hold of it. Come on,
go
in.
What's wrong now,
what are you, what is the,
what's the matter?
What's the matter?
Oh, all right. All right. All right.
All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
Keep your feet from under the wheel.
We're out in Kansas City. They all want to street.
They say that there's a guy they call
Bigfoot Pete. He plays piano by ear
and he
plays all night for kids feeding beer. He's my,
he's the guy that brought the book we get
up to
today. He's got a can
in his left.
No,
in his body.
Eight
beats.
He's just a solid green.
I tell you who he is. He's Bigfoot,
Pete. A
bogie won't give him,
but just as big
as B
in your
hands. And when they go to work, they're not
back to
advance
when
it
plays on that box.
The
I tell you bit your so
forever boogie
part of the,
you find
Peter
and Peter.
We,
man,
we are
in
Kansas City on 12.
They
say that there's a guy that called me
with
me. He
plays
by it
and he plays all night for
me.
He's the guy who brought the
boogie Woogie
up.
His hands are just as big as that
in your hands. And when they go to work, they're not bathroom rams.
And when he plays all on that box on
the Jordan
that
your
socks
were.
Pick a P double
GG man.
Take a
pink double, get what gay man
they call?
Would you care for a sandwich?
Thank you, Chloe.
I'm not Chloe.
And if you don't mind, hereafter, please call me Miss Phelps.
She getting hired
on a sandwich.
Joy Ching.
Listen, you just gave me a sandwich.
I did not give you a sandwich if you did Miss Phelps. Miss.
Oh,
just call me Gloria. Why don't you make up your mind? What do you want me to call you?
Gloria, Miss Phelps. I'm getting sick of this.
He could
have a dance. I don't want to dance.
What's the matter? I got another idea.
Lets you, like,
go out on the porch.
What's the matter? Would you like dancing?
No,
that's just a whole lot of hugging. Set the music.
But
what don't you like about that? The music?
Ah, he played.
Ok, Miss Phelps.
Oh, please. You can call me anything you want.
I can call you anything. I want
Gloria.
You can call me anything you want to.
Ok. Jerk. Come on.
Isn't it wonderful out here?
You and me in the moonlight and the stars so romantic.
Just look at moving pictures.
A
boy and a girl
sit alone all by themselves and
first thing, you know, they
fall in love with each other.
Gloria.
They use
it.
Oh, I,
oh,
sorry,
Gloria.
Yeah,
I'm gonna ask you something.
What he
did?
AAA,
you can get mad. Will you? Oh,
no, no, no, not at all.
Ashamed. No, no, I'm gonna hide
Gloria.
Yes, he could.
Would you, would I want,
would you, who would I want? Go on?
Give me a bite of your sandwich.
It's a fine thing.
I bring you out here thinking that the moonlight and the
stars you and me alone will make it very romantic.
All you do is get hungry.
We find characters.
Well, maybe this will mean something.
Mhm.
Oh
Heathcliff. Come on. We've got to fix something for Jinx Boy. Am I burned up? You?
Come on.
How are you?
Come on
and that's partly why I gave up my job and came here. Craig. Will you stop worrying?
Your brother will get his wings?
But are you sure you think Jim was the first student who's ever had that complex?
Me, sir? You want it on the phone? On the phone?
Telephone
won't be a minute.
It's right over there in the corner. We, we over there in the corner. No,
I just,
this booth is right here. Thank you. It's all right.
Hello. Hello?
Yes. Yes. What
uh this is Morrison. Who?
Morrison?
He ain't here, he aint around.
I don't want Morrison.
You know what, then what do you, what do you call a guy up for then?
I'm not calling anybody. Oh, a practical joker.
When you get off the line, I'm waiting for a party. Oh, a party, eh?
Well, I'm sorry, I was to a party last night.
I can't go again tonight, two nights in a row is no good for me.
Who is this? I won't tell you who is this until you tell me who is you?
But
I'm Morrison.
Morrison Morrison.
When a guy gets here, I'll tell him you want to talk to him.
Listen, you bird brained
baboon.
I'm trying to explain to you that, that I'm m
you'll have to keep quiet and don't shout so loud.
I can't hear what my party's saying.
Oh, I'm
sorry. Ok.
Now, uh listen,
Craig,
there's another thing you must understand.
Jim wants to fly more than anything else in the world.
It's only that when he was a kid, he saw his dad crash.
He's never been able to forget it
when it came time for him to solo.
He couldn't make it. He got sick,
you know. Sure, plenty of us know we're keeping quiet.
We're just as anxious for Jim de solo as you are.
Linda.
Do you think that anybody who knows anything about flying could
have forgotten your father and what he did for the game?
I
I don't know who, look,
I didn't come here to talk about your brother.
I'm much more interested in your brother's sister.
Why do you think I got rid of Morrison?
Listen, for the past five minutes.
I've been trying to tell you somebody called Morrison.
Oh, I only answer
because I'm Morrison.
I'll tell him when he gets in.
Listen, if I had my hands on you, I'd bust you right in the nose.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I, for you,
I'll fight you
for you
and I'll fight you
for
you
and I'll fight you. We better call a draw.
You better call it a draw.
Listen, as soon as you hang up, brother,
I'll meet you outside in front of the recreation room
in five minutes.
I'll be there. Don't forget to be there. Yeah.
Don't have any of those other cadets around to help you.
I don't need any other cadets. I'll be there all alone. You're done.
Right, because I ain't gonna be there.
Hi. Hi.
Just had some trouble with the guy on the phone. Me too.
Into the air.
You flying cadets?
The wings of
a mar
are in your hand
into the air
and then
for which America
spread your wing to eagles and
time for fledglings to take,
if the bee man gets those planes in the sky
and let's keep them flying.
We're in
American
and we see every play eye to eye
hit
em hard and fast. Let that be our team
and let's keep them buying hard
that American Eagle,
keep the skies there together
is the undisputed king in the air
and that makes us part of
spreads her wings,
road there.
Time more
leads
to
of
and that gentleman is the structure and function of the aero type torpedo.
Now to make sure that you've all understood,
I'd like one of you to repeat in detail the description I've just given.
What about you, Mr
Ramos?
Huh.
I'm sure you won't have any trouble.
What do you mean
about the aerial type torpedo?
This torpedo is a recent and valuable addition to air force armament.
It functions for both air and water attack.
It has a water speed capable of 56 knots and air speed unlimited.
It contains 963 pounds of high explosive in the warhead which
is enough to make a mole hill out of a mountain.
The motor operates by hot gasses fumed by
the combustion of secret chemicals and compressed air.
The air was stored in a special chamber 4862 pounds to the square inch
and the motor of the torpedo was started
by the simple expedient of releasing that pin.
Anything else? Professor?
That's all for today, gentlemen.
Hey, black.
How many miles an hour did you say that that thing goes on water?
Miles an hour? Yeah,
it's not miles an hour.
Not on water. There's nautical terms for that.
Now, if you walked up to a sailor and you ask a sailor how fast that was going.
He wouldn't say miles to you. Now,
he'd say nuts to you.
It would. Mhm.
And I say, knocks right back to him.
Oh, well, that's all I think. I don't want to talk.
I mean, it's nice talking like that.
I'm
useless.
Hey,
you
come
here
for
me.
Here that man
wants you. Ok?
Turn this to,
at the supply office for she
was the depot.
Are you sure? You mean me? Yeah, you get on and watch your step.
No, no, no, we let out of here.
You the rest. Come with me.
Hey, black,
what's the
matter?
I'm scared of this thing.
You heard what she said? This is full of high explosives.
What are you worrying about? The explosives are in the front?
You stand in the back then if it explodes
you'll never know it.
I'll never know it.
I don't get it
right.
Nothing more.
I think I'll christen you after my girlfriend. Hey,
Cliff.
Hi.
He what's cooking?
I was just gonna Christmas Gloria after me.
Why must I tell you?
I like you.
Let me try it.
Go ahead. You Chris.
Ok.
You better close your eyes so the splash won't get all over you,
you better close yours too.
So you don't get wet.
Go ahead, do it.
Ok.
Hi, Christen me,
Gloria.
Ok.
Planes are flying too low.
Much too low.
It was you, wasn't it?
What are you christening me for? I was christening a long time ago.
I'm sorry, Heath Cliff. Are you all right? I'm all right. But it's a little gadget.
I'm worried about.
Hey, you know much about these things.
Oh, is
it dangerous?
Only if you pull the pin out.
What pin the sha
one right here.
Wait for
hit topic.
Because if you hit anything with that torpedo, I'll never speak to you again.
Hey,
flip. Where are you taking that torpedo? I ain't taking it. It's taking,
oh shit.
Right.
Hold on.
I'll get your own.
Don't hold on
those
crabby.
I
feel you're scratching me,
scratching you. I'm cutting my,
I
hope you can hit nothing.
I think.
Why am I tired?
Ok, Jim. Take over.
These are into a spin and that level are out at 6000.
Take care.
That's an off day.
We'll make it tomorrow.
Hi, Jim. What's wrong?
Three more fellow solo today. And I've had more dual instruction than any of them.
What's wrong with me, Jinx?
Maybe your instructor's got something to do with. Oh, it's not Craig's fault.
He spent more time with me than any other student he has.
Why would he do that if he didn't want me to make it? Oh, you'll see him
soon too.
Stay here, Jim
Linda and I are going out and have some fun tonight. How about coming along?
Thanks, Jinx, but not tonight.
And
don't say anything. To Linda. Will you,
you go and have a good time.
He rules and bosses and we have 40 on the inside
and come
on. Come
on,
you,
you know, Gloria,
I'm certainly glad Wene away from Blacky.
Now. I can spend my own money the way I want. The young lady runs
it
all. Thank you.
Yeah. You see, you're lucky with me.
You know, I still can't believe it
that you're here with me tonight. I mean,
I can't quite believe it myself, but then I often have strange weak moments.
That's good.
Yes,
sir. How many you got? About 2020?
Give me 11. That's all I want. Just one. Yeah,
you get really thin.
You
make faces at me like that. I'll bring my business someplace else. Come on.
Let's go in here.
Well, there's Gins
and that are going in the tunnel of love,
tunnel of love.
You know, Gloria, that's the one place where I could have an awful lot of fun with you.
How, well, first of all, you and I could get in the boat all by ourselves. Yes.
And then when the boat gets to a nice dark place,
but nobody could see us.
Yes.
And then what will happen? We could take our shoes off and put our feet in the water.
Why? Of all the unromantic jokes?
Oh,
you poor guy.
Cheap skate.
Yeah.
Oh,
is that
can't do that?
Come back here, Gloria.
You
go.
Not
so fast.
So it's you. Is it
Marian?
Gra,
ah, Rayan
Gloria.
We
are.
Gloria
Echo
Echo.
I'm scared,
you know, Barbara,
I used to steal in this place.
Yeah,
I bet it was fun. Huh? Yes.
What?
We always do.
What?
Oh, that's only a stuff day. Everything around here is a fake. I'm
glad.
Come now. Come on, dear. Come now.
Oh.
Did anybody see what I saw,
Gloria?
My girl
with my best friend.
Lucky.
That's lucky.
Why do this to me?
I've always been nice. Blacky.
I am true at women.
No more.
Can't get over it.
Oh.
Oh,
no more women for me.
I was living a nice life. Thank you.
I was minding my own business and everything else.
Have another one.
I'm scared of cat.
I gotta be brave.
I pick out a fine time to get brave.
Hope all the times to pick out
Gloria
is that you?
I hope
give me your hand.
I want you to
Korea.
Are you biting your nails
and
wait for me?
Come on, sweetheart. Relax. Let's have some fun.
There's nothing in here to hurt you. I know. I'm just a little bit frightened.
I'd much rather get out of here. All right, we'll get out. We can.
Gloria. Hey, Barbara Blacky. Gloria.
Why Gloria, what are you doing here? I've been playing tag with Heathcliff.
I don't know what's cooking here.
Once he loves me, then he doesn't love me. I don't get it.
You know, I think the guy is wacky.
No, I get it.
He thinks that you're, you
and he thinks that Barbara is you too.
He really doesn't know that you're sisters,
Gloria.
I'm sorry
to
come here. He's cliff,
he's cliff. Come here.
What's wrong? Lucky.
I never took a drink in my life. But right now I feel like getting drunk. No, I do.
No, you don't want to drink?
Remember every time you go into a bar room, the devil goes in with you.
If he does, he buys his own drink.
00, you don't understand. They're twins, twins. You mean Gloria is two girls?
No, Barbara is my girl
and Gloria is your girl.
Come on, Barbara. You
later. Bye
Heathcliff
Gloria.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I've been a fool. A
big fool.
Nothing at all.
Mhm.
I
have a
lot of
fun out
here.
Hey, come on
to the school here for a ride
with
terms of love. I'll buy the tickets.
Hey, you know, I'm certainly glad that I found out that you two kids are twins.
At least now I'll be able to tell you apart. You had me baffled. Come on, let's go
to
come in
and the
excuse
me,
I've got the tickets. Come on, sweetheart. Not that,
that was mine.
Wait a minute. Let me see. She's yours. Oh, yes,
this
is gonna be fun.
I'm looking for the boy with the wistful eye.
Oh, I adore the boy with a wistful eyes
we met and for a second,
his lonely eyes beckoned.
Then the chance was missed. I pass the ball.
I should have kissed
though. I don't know what color his eyes made.
I can't forget the way that they looked at me.
And
no,
through two wistful eyes of my own
all I'm looking for, I realize is the boy with the wistful eyes.
I'm looking for
with the wistful eyes.
Oh,
I adore
the boy with the big sharp eye
we met and for a second,
his lonely eyes beckoned.
And the chance was missed.
I passed up.
I should have kids.
So I don't know what color his eyes may.
I can't forget the way that they looked at me,
wistful eyes of my own. All I'm looking for
I realize is the boy with the wistful eyes
love
or the girl with the whisper
or we adore
when the West fold?
Ok.
Wait,
we should.
What color his eyes met
for? I can't forget the way that they looked at me.
And
hello
through two wistful eyes of my own.
I'm looking for, I realize is the boy with the wistful.
You stop.
Oh,
Morrison, I've just been checking the records on your students.
They've all done very well except two men.
Joyce and Roberts. Yes, sir.
I wouldn't worry about Joyce.
There's a special problem there, but I think you'll make it. And Roberts,
well,
maybe the answer for Roberts is another instructor sir.
Do you mean someone who knows less about him?
Looking over Robert's records?
I find he was once discharged as a commercial airline pilot.
His license temporarily suspended for flying through
a storm against the dispatcher's orders.
Was he, sir?
Yes.
And his copilot on that particular flight was a man named Morrison
Craig Morrison.
Yes, sir.
Are you in favor of eliminating him major?
We need fliers and potentially Jinx Roberts would make one
of the best army pilots that ever hit the blue.
But when that happened years ago,
he got the mistaken impression that
it was I who reported him.
So maybe with another instructor, he might
command
Mr Roberts.
Certain facts concerning your past record as a flyer have just come to my attention.
All facts plus your record since you arrived here would
seem to call for a review of your entire case
pending that review. You will remain on post and do no flying.
You're grounded. Is that clear?
It's only too clear, sir.
That's all I miss it.
Come on. Come on, come on, I'm gonna give you a lesson. I'm gonna teach you how to fly.
I don't want to fly. I got a very funny complex about these things.
Wait a minute, there's no engine in this plane. I
saw that you see the boys taking it out.
Come on now, get in there. No, come on, get up in there.
I don't want to get a kid up there. Please
get
a
kid up there,
get in there. Now, how do I
get up?
Go ahead.
What's the matter?
Look how high I am. Oh,
stop that parachute, blackie.
What's
let me come down, give me a parachute with a blackie parachute. Give me,
give me
why you want that for me.
I behave. Do something for me. Somebody
come on, stop the plane, stop the plane, stop what plane? This plane is not moving?
Oh,
don't be ridiculous, please. My head's going run.
That's impossible. Flying today is the safest sleeping in a baby's cradle.
Now, come on,
you fly. I'll go by cradle. Get in, get in there.
Go ahead. Ok.
The boy now strap yourself in there, strap yourself in there, strap myself in. Yeah,
and the plane is with a strap with a strap around me around here.
What's the
matter now? I ain't gonna strap myself to. Why won't you strap yourself in? Let go,
let go. I'm not gonna strap myself into the airplane. Why not?
In case I want to jump out? I'm not going to drag no plane with me. Oh yeah,
I come
in.
What goes kid
and through? Watch out.
Who said so nobody but that's what it means.
Everybody in the class had a chance to solo except me. I'm not gonna get a chance.
Did Morrison tell you that he didn't have to. Where is it jinx?
That's no good for either one of us.
This is a better idea.
Packing your bags. All right. But how are you gonna get out of here?
You just can't walk out the front gate without a pass, you know.
Hey, maybe you're right.
Why don't we both kiss this place. Goodbye.
Come on,
hurry up black.
Wait a minute.
Jinks. You can't do this. You can't go up in the air, in the ship.
You can't go without orders. You clown in, write me a letter about it. Will you? He
likes a letter the major ever finds out about this. He'll send you so far.
It'll cost me $10 to send you a postcard. Here's the other shoes.
Hey, Mr, have you got a clearance
when you see my friend Morris and give him my love. Will you?
Great. Wait,
even you admit Jinx is a great flyer. Maybe he's trying to help Jim.
He's breaking regulations.
Can't anything ever be more important than your regulations.
Listen, you crazy fool. Get back down here.
Get down now. Just as you say, Professor I'll be right down.
Seems a lot up there.
Maybe
he still thinks he's back on the circus
now. He's got a solo.
He can't.
Where do you think you're going? Mister
Jim? Can you hear me,
Jim? What's wrong up there?
I
can't get my speed of land. Don't take any chances, bail out. You understand?
I want you to bail out. Don't take any chances
if he bails out now. I'll never play again.
Bail
out. Will you give me that?
Don't bail out, kid?
You can make her just cut your engine and let her cry.
She starts to stall, drop her nose.
Yeah.
Stick to that ship. Kid.
Jimmy.
Come on.
Came
out.
All right,
Jimmy. Are you? All right?
Sure. He's all right.
You did it, kid.
Any land that you can walk away from is a good landing.
All
right, get him to the hospital at once.
Find time to bail out rabbits when your throttle was stuck.
You still don't care very much about other people's lives. Do you?
You don't think that
Linda
Linda,
look, it'll be all right.
I'll be ok.
Well, Robert,
I don't think as much can be said.
If that boy is badly hurt, they'll be charged against you serious charges. If not,
you can start looking for another circus in the morning.
You're washed out.
Doctor
Jim's all right.
The truth,
please.
Well, unless my diagnosis is wrong,
your brother is suffering from nothing more serious than shock.
There's every reason to hope that he'll be as
fit as ever tomorrow morning and up there flying.
But you aren't sure.
I'm sure enough to know that you'll be better off and
so will he if you go home and get some rest?
Thank you, doctor.
Good night. Good night,
Linda.
I've been looking all over for you.
You can't believe that I let that kid up there with a throttle jam because I didn't.
All right,
you didn't wait a minute.
I'm leaving in the morning.
I've been trying to run things my way and as usual
my way went haywire.
It's,
it's funny the things that a guy will do sometimes to
try and make a girl realize that he's in love with her,
isn't it?
Yes. Jakes. It certainly is
very funny.
The starting procedure is simplicity itself on contact.
You turn the switch,
pull the toddle to engage the starter and then hit the booster mag.
Easing the throttle forward, increases the speed of the engine
we take off. You come on, ease the stick back.
Ok. Boy, she's all set and ready to go.
There's still plenty of life and it's all pleasure
you telling me. Now, come on Heathcliff,
I'm going to give you another lesson on how to fly. Good. You know, Blacky.
I'm not afraid anymore. No, no. Flying this plane without an engine.
That's a lot of fun.
You can't find this plane off the ground without an engine. I know
that's why it's a lot of fun. All right. Come on, put this on. Ok. Go ahead.
It's gonna be a little too hot, so I don't think I'll eat that. All right. Get up there.
There
we are.
That's the boy, I
look how
I get up now.
I don't even ask to come
that he
gets me. No,
no. You see you're starting it all over. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid, like, get in.
That's
now, don't forget what the instructor told you. Yeah.
Well, he didn't tell you but he told the rest of the boys and we heard him, didn't we?
He said first you got to turn on the switch and they put your hand
over
here.
That's
right.
What's that noise?
Oh,
that's one of those planes over there. Pay no attention to that. You enjoy yourself.
Some
Paul forgot to put the brake on or put it on.
Stop shaking a plane, not shaking your way.
Hey, what do we have a lot of fun? If there was a mo
here,
what is it called,
please, please.
Why do they put air cooling systems in these hangers?
I'm going out and get my jacket.
Wait,
wait, wait, wait,
get back in that seat or get
the three
does really
know
what?
So
I need
the
fire,
take my hand,
get
up to me.
What shall I do? Fool around with those gadget? Spin your head. Second
one of these. Get
dead.
Get up again
there.
Oh,
yeah,
Heathcliff.
Where are you now?
Me?
What are you doing back then?
Ok.
Ready
buddy.
Well, don't put me out.
Not those
don't show me,
boy. I'm quite glad to see you again.
Get in there.
One of us must be wrong.
They
go
the nose up, the nose up.
What are you doing?
He
left
but I do
it
got some, the wheels here before
and this thing's supposed to have wheels. Sure.
That's what I thought.
Yes,
they
got
you.
Funny.
One of the finest groups of cadets we've ever turned out. Colonel
Jinx. Do we have to beat it right now?
There's a big show going on out there and the feeling of the whole place is flatters
generals. You dope ass the army. I'm sorry.
Oh, Jinx, please. We get them out. Now,
take my arm along with you,
spread your wings.
Time for fledglings to take
he
planes in the sky
and lets people
we are
and we see every play.
Give them
that
the
and let's keep them
jo
and first
must be
and people
time for
take your
and
lets people.
All right, Ben
jump as I touch. Ok. Well.
Oh, come on.
Ok.
I think I'll take the shortcut myself. We see here. We'll follow you right inside
calling Bevan in transport for
one of the parachutist is caught on your fuselage.
Don't land the ship till you get him loose.
Can you see who it is?
Carlson, sir?
We can't get him. He's out of our reach from inside the plane.
Put orders. Just keep flying.
JJ.
Look,
which boy is that?
Forrest
Boris,
I can't figure out how to get him down.
Where are you going,
Jay? Come on.
Hey,
I don't
let him try to stop me. Well, what do you
do? I don't know yet.
Hurry,
please
hurry up.
Come on. How
do. You don't circle this plane. We gotta get the plane up there. Jinx is in trouble.
You might need us for help. But what are we waiting for? Boy? Hold on, hold on,
boy.
Will you let me get in? Will you stop pushing? Let me get my feet in? Don't
push.
How do I
pull
out?
Will you
next to my free
will? Don't push me.
Hello, Robert's calling
contact the transport and tell him to keep flying level at night.
I'm gonna get underneath him and try to get him into my ship. Ok.
Bevans in the transport.
Listen,
keep flying level at 90
Roberts is going to
Yeah,
let me go.
You
crack your
sofa.
You all right, Craig,
you want a
doctor? No,
Craig. Are you all right?
Aren't you scared the life out of us?
I was a bit scared myself.
Great,
Jinx.
I,
I
don't know what a guy says in a case like this.
Yes, I do.
Thanks for proving. I was right.
I don't get it
when I told the major that Jinx Roberts is the best flyer that ever hit the globe.
Ok. Professor
J
I,
I had a long talk with Jim
about yesterday.
I should have known you were trying to help and it worked
and I'm very grateful, Jinx grateful and
you certainly can make it difficult for a girl.
What do I have?
Excuse the interruption, Mr? But that was a superb job up there. Congratulations.
Thank you, sir.
What's this man doing in Muley major? We should have him in the car.
Well, I was in the course of it. I washed out for good reasons.
I'm beginning to realize that
as long as you feel that way, I have an idea. Your case needs reconsideration.
Roberts.
Report to my office after maneuvers. Yes, sir.
Carry on Mr,
what's wrong?
The motor is cooking up.
You've always better bail out, better bail out. Bail out.
My father
beat
me in. A guy wants to look for a Boman.
I won't wait for bail out. Jump out shooter. Yeah, with your shoot on.
Yeah, with my shoe on. What do you think? I gotta do jump my underwear.
I on black
the motor's ok. Don't jump
like me
r
20.
Ok.
Never mind.
Ok,
Heathcliff. Get off there.
What? Please get off there. What? Get off that
I can't talk any louder. Get off there. I
can't hear a word of guy said,
wait for me
after the
trip.
Will you get off there,
please?
00, we harmonize that.
Wait,
wait,
wait the ring,
the
ring.
Find time to talk about marriage.
He
00 I didn't know.
Hold on.
Come.
You're joking me.
Hold still. Get off my LA.
You want me to fall? Get off.
Oh,
I'm so glad you're safe. How do you think I feel about it? Heathcliff.
Please don't grow up in the air anymore. Don't you worry, Gloria.
If I live to be a million, nobody will ever get my feet off the ground again.
It's got me
where.