He begs your pardon?
He's terribly sorry. Look, Steve, I'm terribly worried about you. Huh?
I've never seen you take love like this before.
Oh, I've never been in love with a girl like Cynthia. Oh, Cynthia.
Well, I'm not against marriage is an institution but as a husband,
he will still be a chaser.
Wail. You meet sin,
but you 10 to 1, you fall out of love this passage you fell in.
Oh,
just, just wail. You meet sin.
I can wait
if we live that long.
Hey,
all couples
pick out any prayer that what's happened
then ask the husband if he's ever chased.
I
can't ask personal questions of strangers.
I bet you 100 bucks
or? It's a bet. Yeah.
Well, let's do it.
Excuse us. But
we're,
we're taking a Gallup poll of marriage.
We assume that you're both happily married.
Oh,
thank you.
Ok.
They're both happily married but
not to each other.
How's my turn?
Oh, I beg your pardon? Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
No, happily married. Of course.
Of course.
Before you were married, uh,
did you ever chase?
Why you regret?
Bye.
Oh, please don't do this.
Get
out of
here. Get out of
here.
I'll
tell you now.
I beg your pardon? I beg
I never give anything to beggars
young man. You have probably sped
my
sack.
Really? I say
up
your ch
I've been bumping into things all night. That is no excuse.
When's your birthday? May 12th? But I never expect presents. Really?
Well,
it's a very fortunate thing. We're strangers. Our numbers flash
young man. You spell trouble for me.
I didn't get what you said.
Your vibrations, your vibrations,
young man.
I hope I shall never have the pleasure of meeting you again.
Why don't you go away? New York crowded, isn't it? May the 12th?
You see,
come
chi chi doesn't like you either.
It's funny, I usually get along better with dogs than with anybody.
Please
check your hat
too bad. Your head wasn't in it. Now, look here. I don't know you and you don't know me.
We'll be out of here in a few minutes. Even if I was born on May 12th.
Stop playing with those buttons
there. Now you've broken it. I had nothing of the sort. Don't tell me I saw you do it
young man. Your bad luck to me, this elevator will be out of order if I in it. Is that so
then there's only one thing for me to do.
Now, what are you doing?
Taking a hit?
Both?
See,
oh, Cynthia Steve, what have you done? Taken up street sweeping.
Yes. I,
oh, well, it's a nice hobby. It,
it keeps you out in the open.
Oh, Cynthia, you like it?
It just came up. I couldn't wait to try it on.
Oh, Cynthia,
darling.
Can't you say anything but? Oh, Cynthia.
Oh,
I forgot. You shouldn't be seeing me in this.
I never want to see anything else, but it's bad luck. I have to go and change it.
Oh, Fay, darling. By the way, what happened to Lucky. Who?
Lucky, you know the best man. Oh, well, he got delayed a little.
Oh, where's your aunt? She went for a drive but she'll be right back.
Oh, here she is now, darling. Go and open the door for her. Will you?
I'll make a hit with her. No, you will. She'll love you.
Oh, take my
oil, CIA.
Oh,
Aunt Kitty.
What's the matter that,
that man? Oh, yes. Yes. That's Steve. You've been wanting to meet him?
This is my aunt Kitty.
Well,
what's the matter with everybody? Is that the man you're going to marry? Oh, he is.
Well,
what are you staring at? Has he
got two heads? He knocked me down the street. He broke the elevator.
He abandoned me between claws and he was born on May the 12th.
Is that your idea of making a good impression? Oh, I don't feel well,
Chi,
now he's sitting on
chi
dog murderer. I didn't even see the mutt
incidentally. Why don't you run around with something your own size?
Cynthia?
I can't stay in this house another moment. Oh, no, Aunt Kitty.
Don't get yourself in a snit
evil goat. Couldn't we perhaps be a little more reasonable about this?
It's just a silly accident after all.
Cynthia. Get that man out of this house. This minute. Come on, that man.
An exit is indicated.
I've never seen anybody make a more interesting
impression.
It
is.
What's the matter with her? Nothing darling. She's just getting on.
But you know, when a woman reaches 4040 I'll bet you 50. She'll never see 60 again.
Is that so,
never attempt to see or communicate with my niece again. The marriage is off.
Definitely off. Oh, I'm kiddy here and kitty. I didn't.
Oh.
Oh,
Cynthia,
it's off. You bet your life is off. Definitely off
striking off saying,
oh, I assure you your honor. It was an accident.
Does that look like an accident?
Disgraceful?
How do you plead
guilty? Of course, of course.
Do you realize you're in for a fine and a large one? You can make it as large as you like?
Welcome. Come out of my pocket.
It will come out of somebody's certainly insurance companies
queer kind of insurance. Not at all.
My company insure anything from teapots to televisions.
Hey, what about the charge here?
I'll bet there's one thing you've never insured.
I bet you might find a risk.
What about the black eye.
I am running for superior court in the coming elections.
Could you come at the risk of re
election
confidentially? What are your chances? Confidentially?
Fine.
I'll insure you for twice your salary.
Just a little matter of putting your autograph on the un dotted line right there.
I never did see such goings on. Is this a court or a bargain counter?
Well, thanks very much for dropping in. Oh, not at all.
You can mail me the check tomorrow.
Congratulations.
See you in superior court.
Hey, Judge mccracken. Do you realize what you done? You let him go without a fine
sentence suspended.
What's your occupation for
90 days?
My darling Cynthia.
I could not sleep a wink last night because of my unfortunate behavior.
My
lovely Cynthia
due to a series
of unhappy
coincidence.
My dearest girl. Is it my fault that you have a loony ant? Sounds bad.
So, what did she feed you last night?
Ant poison? Oh, aunt kidding. Eh?
Well, how did you do? I didn't do I went. Oh, I did. All right.
That reminds me. Don't forget to vote for a judge named of crack.
Oh, would you shut up? My marriage is practically on the rock.
Oh,
if I could only be sure,
be sure. In sure.
Oh, I'm not interested in your screwy policies.
Looks wonderful.
Well, the,
well,
why didn't I think of that before?
Think of what? Love insurance. Love insurance. Oh, now I know you're Crazy. Hello.
Do
you want to be sure you marry Cynthia?
Well, what do you think? I'm happy
about? I take out a policy. Love insurance.
I don't get it. Look,
you'd be willing to lay 10 to 1 on a horse. Would you
look a policy is no bet. And Cynthia is not a horse, but this policy would be a bet.
I'm willing to lay a 10 to 1 on your marriage. You marry Cynthia,
you lose the bet. The premium.
If I don't marry Cynthia,
no amount of money in the world will ever make up for her loss.
I promise you you'll get the girl, not the money.
Look, have I ever lost a bet before?
Did I ever have to pay off on the policy?
Say that's right.
You never did. Did you? No,
you've always been lucky. Lucky. Yes. Give me something to sign.
I want to make it legal. All right. Well, that's wonderful. Lucky. Wonderful.
Is Mr Steve Hopper in?
Yes, there's a gentleman with him at the moment.
Well, there'll be a lady with him before you can say your hoodie.
O
well, got to get back to the office. Oh, I hate to let you go lucky. You make me feel so
lucky. Why not? You practically married man.
But incidentally I think that's your phone.
It might be Cynthia. Cynthia.
That
was my ears ringing.
Sure.
Hello?
Oh, Cynthia.
That's sweet of you, Steve. But after all, you know, This isn't Mother's Day,
darling. If you send any more flowers, we'll have to move up. Oh,
that's all right. You're welcome.
Mm.
I'm sorry, Mrs General Mr Harper is out. Well, I'll just come in and wait.
I'm sorry, I cannot allow you to come in,
but please Miss Fitzgerald.
Oh, darling. You wanna play?
I,
you're just more than welcome.
Oh, I can hardly wait until this evening.
Is that so?
Oh. Hello Mickey.
To
the big moment. No, no, not at all. I'm just, just talking to my laundry.
Well, don't let me interrupt.
Hello.
Wait a minute, darling.
I've got a kitty all soothed and ready to talk to you
now. Just a minute.
I'm kitty. Hello. I guess that'll, that'll be all for today. That'll take care of.
Look.
No,
Aunt Kitty is perfectly reconciled while being married and
she'll soon love you just as much as I do
the plane.
Well, I don't think that today I'll have time to go over the list with you.
Look,
look at this, this thing. Can't
this,
this thing can't go on forever.
You know, everything I've been sending out hasn't been coming
back.
Yeah,
45 pairs of socks are missing a dozen handkerchiefs, three towels.
53, 12.
What are you counting for the man you're engaged to is
a May 12th lunatic and a dangerous one at that scum.
Hello.
Sort of hung up.
Funny people. Those laundries. She has a very pretty voice of laundry. Yes. She,
how do you know
a man who leads a double life? Shouldn't have two telephones,
Mickey. I've got a lot of things to do today.
Listen,
I'm not leading a double life anymore.
Well, I mean, it's double. Only in the sense that from Saturday on, I won't be single.
I'll be double. I mean, I'm going to get married. Poor Stevie. Always the dreamer.
You will not be married on Saturday
because I love you and I'm going to keep on
loving you until I don't love you any longer.
And if you marry anybody it'll be me because if you don't marry me,
you have too many broken legs to marry anybody else.
So you can just catch your laundry back on the phone and tell her she's all washed up.
Hello, dad.
Hello, son. Oh,
doc.
I sold so many policies. I finally convinced myself. Take a look at that.
That'll step up your liver. There's nothing the matter with your father's liver,
that's 100%
$100,000.
Say there's nothing like having a go getter for a son, a doctor.
That's right, Mr Moore.
Oh,
what kind of a policy is it? Love insurance.
Life insurance. That's good. Congratulations. Oh, no, not life insurance.
It is something new.
Love insurance.
Yeah.
Love,
love.
Did you, did you say love? Love?
That's right. Love insurance.
Did you ever hear such stupidity, such imbecility, such idiocy, such
withing
love insurance?
Is a beautiful thing, Mr Moore.
Well, I can't accept you as an authority.
How much is the policy for? Oh,
just a million
just
to
you, Mr Moore. I can hear you.
Hi.
What are you trying to do to be? Gym? Rape me? Why? It's literacy?
It's
a, I can't stand it. Explain suicide
that no firm would take this policy. But then we already have, it's all signed.
There's practically no risk, no
risk. Sorry Mr Moore. But your blood pressure is way up.
We won't be able to pass you for a policy.
Thanks to you and your blasted love insurance. Get out of here.
Take it with you to a bank to a pawn shop, hock it. I
write
it.
Pick yourself another victim.
I can't take all of it. But if I come in for half save, that'll
make me partners with your own men. Sure, you'd be partners. That's great.
What it
is. Don't bother me for a while, huh?
I guess I might surprise a lot of folks who think all I can do is run a joint like this.
If I went in for insurance, Roscoe, you'd blow them over. Is this ok boss you got?
I don't know. Look, look,
now, let me alone for a minute. Will you another drink, Mr Osco? No, no.
If I want a drink, I'll call you. Now. Let me alone.
Kind of crazy though to risk a million on Steve Harper getting hitched. All.
He's really got it bad this time.
I've invited them here tonight for you looking.
Ok. That's great. Now I'll scrutinize them personally. And if I'm sold, what do I do?
All you have to do is sign a little piece of paper.
Hey,
now what's the matter?
Oh, it's gone in my wallet.
And
I say on the way in, did you pass a kind of a tall guy in a dinner coat?
Yeah. Yeah, Stan and I will ones are a little short stout guy.
Yeah, that's what I thought. It's about time you met up with the boys? Oh,
come on. Costello. Ok.
A get away from that Costello. What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?
Oh, I love that.
Why will you please go away? You've done enough damage for one day. I want to plan
how much you want to bet? $10.10 dollars. It's a bet. Ok. How about $10? $10 a year
over here? That's the idea. You
know, you gambled. I'm
over
here now. Wait, what are you doing? I just make a change, I'll make the change.
Keep the money down there. Ok. 10 more. 10 more to you.
Look just a minute. Don't steal it. Win it. Honestly. Put it down there.
No, I mean, put it there and leave it there. That's it.
Give me that bill, give me your hand, put it in my hand like that and leave it there.
Try to kid.
What are you doing? I want to play. You got any more money?
Oh, yeah, I got a lot of money. Let me see.
Let me see it. Well, $100 bills, get it. All that high,
$500
bill. Not a higher hundreds. Not a higher
hundreds.
What was that? Somebody put a buck in here? Oh, behave yourself.
I got $10.10 dollars. Why?
Certainly, you know, wait a minute, I had a $10 bill here a minute ago.
I have you got two tens for a five. Yeah,
there we are. Now there's your 10.
Come on, come on. What's the matter with you? Something wrong? Yeah. $15 went south.
What do you mean? You gave me a lot of fast talk. You see, I got two tens for a five.
I give a call. You did wise guy? Ok, here's your five. Give me back my 210.
That's better. I'll get out of here. Ok. All right. Now you want a bit more.
10 more to you. That's the idea. How about you? Friend?
I am.
There's two tens. Give me a five.
You did it to me
and he did it to me too. Oh, certainly. What are you doing?
I don't know what I'm doing, but whatever I'm doing, I'm doing wrong.
So here I'll straighten you out here. I'll bet you $200. Ok.
Now, take a number, any number at all from 1 to 10, 4. No, number five.
But you were close. You're getting hot, you're getting hot.
Want to make a way your boss, why not? The bank roll. The hall works.
Now you take a number, any number of, from 1 to 10
7.
Oh, please, boss. I'll bet you $500. Now you take a number from 1 to 10 7.
No, number eight, I had eight. I weren't even playing.
Now, listen, you mugs cut out this nonsense and give him back his stuff.
If you heard the boss give the man back his stuff.
Is it in there?
Yes, this is it.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This is my wallet. I was mining it for you mining it for me.
Now, listen, you 10 cent thief. No more of this stealing. We've gone legitimate.
You heard the boss no more stealing? We've gone legitimate.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing with my wallet in there?
What's the idea of this? Why do you do things like this?
I'm a bad boy,
darling. If you have Aunt Kitty, all smoothed.
Now, why didn't you come along with us?
All the address here added up to something fatal.
Really?
Boss wants to see you.
All right with you, darling.
If Jim comes along, be very nice to him, you'll know him by his long gray beard.
How does he wear it? Braid it?
What does Roscoe want to see me about?
I
love.
So,
your lipstick
mademoiselle?
Oh, thank you, Captain. And would you have me a very dry martini, please?
Oh, certainly. Very dry martini. And no,
and no,
uh, it's not that I'm snobbish or anything, but
mightn't you get fired? I don't think so. I'm invaluable here.
Oh, well, it's nice to be appreciated. They know a good man when they see one.
Do they know a fresh one when they see one? Well, everything's fresh here.
Even the service?
Oh, you've met, isn't she? Wonderful, Jim. Jim. Well, I thought he was a waiter.
I thought she was a knockout.
Well, this is an occasion to celebrate a best friend meets girl.
Did I do justice to both of you? Well, he's taller. She's pretty, I'm very happy
to
meet
you
from Mr Roscoe
there. You
bad news? Oh, no, just a little business.
Well, here's the Saturday,
Saturday.
Exactly.
What's the trouble, Steve? Nothing. Pardon me, please. What's the matter with him?
Nothing. Nothing about your a kitty. What did she say?
The number this place added up to?
Um,
I don't like the look in your eye.
That's too bad. We'll see how Steve likes her.
You better be quiet or I'll have the flying squat bounce you right out on your ear.
Ok. You win.
You don't mind if I just speak to the band leader for a minute. He's a friend of mine.
No, but just for a minute.
Thanks, Jim. I won't forget this.
Enjoy.
It.
Just collected a bet on the box
and the bounce is right. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise for you.
A well known and popular little star has volunteered
to sing one of her numbers for us,
Miss Mickey Fitzgerald
three.
Not to find you. So a thread
remind me
that the world is full of men
when I start to live,
to touch your hand
to,
to remind
to count to 10.
I had a feeling when I made you,
you'd drive me crazy if I'd let you.
But all my efforts to forget you
remind me
no,
again,
I get my heart well in hand and I'm certain
that I, I take you or leave you
alone
but you
be
of yours.
Mine, well, I thought you knew her.
I never saw her before in all my life.
Mine, mine
made of steel my friends.
But when it seems about to be
I
not to find you. So a threat,
remind me
that the world is full of men.
When I start to
you, to touch your hand,
you remind me
to count to 10
I had
when I made
you.
You drive me crazy if I
may.
But all my efforts to forget.
Mm.
Remind me of
in love
again.
Bye,
great, isn't it?
I think she's coming over to talk to you. Lucky.
58.
He's restless, isn't he?
Oh,
him.
Oh, yes,
yes.
You know,
you're the cutest little trick I just love your singing
and I can scream like a wounded buffalo too.
Oh, no, you won't. You be t
listen, son.
I love him and she's not going to marry him
because I'm going to marry him over your dead boss.
Don't you? Tell me to shut? I'll show you how a lot I can yell if you think you can get
fuck
Cynthia sore. I'll take care of Sylvia Duck.
No duck.
Got a nickel.
Oh, hello? What goes on around here anyway, Jim Red on to something.
Just some natural interruption, sir. Nothing important. Really?
I know. But where's
the?
Thank you for a very lovely evening.
I have to go home now and instruct the telephone company to disconnect my phone.
I know but Steve did kick him. Goodbye for me.
What is this? The Lincoln Highway fired.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
What goes on here? Oh, it's just a temporary setback. That's all. Yeah.
Well, if anything goes wrong with that marriage,
what will happen to you will be kind of bad
and it won't be temporary.
Yes.
And it won't be temporary with you boys if you let that
guy get out of your sight because you got a new job.
Now you're fronting for a cupid.
Mm.
Cupid.
What are you laughing at? You heard the boss
and stopped smoking? No smoking in here. You're smoking. You are.
What makes you think I'm smoking? You have a cigar in your mouth?
I got my shoes on but I'm not walking. No. Come on.
Mm.
See,
what do you know about carbon monoxide?
We won't need it. We're leaving for San Marcos at four.
What's San Marcus? The Tropic South America? We have to catch a boat this afternoon.
There's no time to lose. Hurry. Come on. Why? You're dope. She's going.
Who said the ass?
Oh, she won't talk to me. She hates me.
She'll never forgive me after last night she's got too.
You'll get around her on the boat, car. Can we get around anybody on the boat?
We haven't any tickets have, we don't argue. I'll get them.
Look, look, I'll get packed and go ahead and see the old man pack of pier.
Meet you the bag of three. I mean, a pack of three. I meet you, the bag of pier. I mean,
I'll meet your tree.
Thomson.
Don't get excited. Get a bag and pack the pier at three.
We were sailing at four o'clock. Hurry up.
Oh,
Cynthia, I love you.
Cupid stupid.
Come on the stairs.
Mr Harper is out
quite sure of that.
Well, I mean, he's almost out, he's leaving town this afternoon. We'll see.
Make me
b
see,
don't be frightened, dear.
I just came to say goodbye because I'm going out of your life forever.
Oh, well, I hope you have a pleasant trip.
See, you're leaving town, eh? Yeah, I'm in an awful hurry, Miggy.
You know, Stevie, darling. Even if we are partying, I'll always worry about you.
You know that I wouldn't want you to catch cold or anything.
So, promise me you'll take your warm overcoat. Oh, it's very hot down there.
I won't need it. Oh. But the nights are always chilly in San Marcos.
No.
Well, I guess you go your way and
I go my way.
Yes,
I go your way and you go.
I go. How's about Farewell? Snow? It, well,
the boat sails in an hour will have to be just one,
just one. Stevie
Wey. Yeah. All right.
And
oh, yes,
I'm sorry, I have to leave so soon. Oh, don't worry about that.
That
where is that guy?
Maybe he's over in my hotel soon. Castello. Match your suit, your Swede.
You're cute too.
Abbot.
I like you. Hey, very much.
Stop. Will it please? There's no time for that. I can't even get him on the phone.
Must be out of work.
You can have the t stand. Wait there, you get in a cab with the hotel.
See if he's left yet.
Get going.
All right. All right. Now,
come
here. Where are you going? Come
over this way
and it's a low ground up back of third base.
There's
the throne and Dizzy Dean is safe at first base. Dizzy Dean on first base.
You like ball game.
Come
here,
you don't say a word to Rascal. You know, I have a ball team of my own, you have. Sure.
Do you know they give these ball players nowadays very peculiar names,
funny nicknames, you know, like Dizzy Dean is DD.
Dean. What's the fellow's names on the team? Well, let's see, we have who's on first?
What's on? Second? I don't know who's on third. That's what I want to find out.
I'm saying who's on first? What's on second? I
on third. Are you the manager? Yes. You know the fellow's names? Well, I should.
Well, who's on first? Yes.
I mean, the fellow's name, who the first baseman who is on first?
That's what I want to find out. That's what I'm telling you, man.
You've got a first baseman, certainly. Who's playing that. Yes.
I mean, the fellow's name. Yes. Who on first base? That's the man's name.
That's whose name? Yes.
Have you got a contract with the first baseman?
Well, naturally, who signed the contract?
Well, now you wouldn't expect anybody else to sign it. But who, yes,
when you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money,
every dollar of it?
He does. Yes.
Every book, every book
he gets every bottle.
Look, all I'm trying to find out is what is the fellow's name on first base?
Oh, now, wait a minute, let's straighten that out. What is on second?
I'm not asking you who's on second, who is on first? I don't know he's on third.
Now, we're not talking about, how did I get on third base. You mentioned his name?
I mentioned his name. Yes.
If I mentioned a third baseman's name, who did I say is on third?
Oh, no, who's on first? Never mind first.
I don't know. What's the fellow's name on third base? But what's on? Second?
Who's on second? Who's on first? I don't know. He's on third
there. I go back on third base.
I can't hope that you and I stay on third base. Don't go off. Well, what is it?
You want to know who is playing third base?
Why do you insist on putting who on third base? Now, who am I putting on third base?
Yes, but we don't want him there. You don't want
to.
So, what's the guy's name belongs there? What belongs on second?
Who belongs on second? Who is on first? I don't know, third base, third base.
Now I'm back on third base again. Well, I can't hope that you got a pitch on a team
naturally. What's the pitcher's name? No. What is on second? Who's on,
who's on first? I don't know, third base.
Look, I'm a catcher too. You know, what do you mean? I'm a catcher.
But what about, I'll catch on your team.
The heavy hitter gets up. So he bunts the ball. Me being a good catcher.
I want to throw the ball at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Now that's the first thing you said? Right.
That's the first thing I said. Right.
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
Look, all I want to know is when I pick up the ball I throw it to first base. Who gets it?
Right. Right. Absolutely. Right.
Naturally if you throw the ball at first base, who is bound to get it? I don't know.
Hard base.
Why,
what time is it?
It's about half past 20, I really ought to be going.
It's wonderful. How you hold your drink? Whole liquor never affects me.
Hey, who do you think you are? Humphrey Bogart. Oh,
Humphrey Bogart. Can I have your autograph? Quiet? That's the boss quiet mug.
I'll ship this case of scotch down to San Marco. Get her out of here.
Listen, I go where I like when I like, get her out of town. Where to Boss Kansas City?
A nice dry, cool place. You heard what the boss said? Come on. Hey,
I will punch you right in the nose. You're gonna punch me right in the nose.
That's right.
Not around it. No. Right in
it.
A tough kid. Toughie. Feel that
not they're here.
Feel that Glen.
That's enough. Let go. All right.
All right. All right.
Come on, come on, get her out of town. Ok, boss. Get out of the way. Come on.
You heard the boy,
come
on out of
here.
Come
on, get out of
here.
Open the door. I can I got my hands for her.
Come
on out.
No soaps there. The lady refuses to see you.
She says she'll remain in her cabin as long as you're on board.
What you want me to do, jump overboard. She made some suggestions there.
That's all right. I'll wait here. I sent another note in with a t
possible. If you glance in, sir, you'll see that your efforts are hopeless.
You mean that's your cabin there? Yes, sir.
Why didn't you tell me before? You didn't ask me, sir?
That's fine, Stuart. But
you forgot the salted almonds. Sorry, madam, I'll bring them.
Oh and Stuart, will you tell Mr Moore to climb a tree?
Yes, ma'am.
Thank
you. And your kids. What
I mean? Can you play it? Oh, sure.
You and your kids.
Sorry, sir. But the young lady said go climb a tree. I know. Thank you very much.
All my lonely life. I never
its
I'd be blessed with one mind.
My poor unworthy heart is so
first
it's to
us to be true.
I
stronger than the oran
and you
learn
as the song
at me.
Siemens one
as
of sorts.
Oh, you want
to
lost margin. One
with such a luxury.
What can I exchange for
you?
It's
just a heart
and not
being a
man.
My most fantastic
high school.
So.
Ok,
one.
Well, that's one way to get a lady out in the open.
I meant every word of it
speaking for Steve. Of course.
Well, if you're speaking for Steve, you can talk to yourself. Cynthia, please.
You made a terrible mistake last night.
I mean, I saw a terrible mistake last night. Well, you certainly did. You see
Nicky isn't Steve's girlfriend? She's mine.
Does that make her community property?
Oh, f,
well, you see
Mickey has a very peculiar drawback.
She's even with the doctors about it.
Whenever she gets near a man, she simply has to kiss him.
She must be nice to go around with.
She's a terrible problem practically, uh, psychopathic,
practically polygamous.
But why do you bother with a girl like that?
I sometimes wonder myself.
So you see, Steve is an innocent victim.
Well, I still don't see why he didn't come and tell me so.
Well, there seemed to be something wrong with your phone
and also hook trouble.
So you won't let a silly misunderstanding like that interfere with your marriage.
Well, lucky you seem to feel very strongly about
it. Oh, I do. You and Steve are simply made for each other.
So he will forgive Martin.
All right, John
Alden. You win Mr Moore.
Mr Moore
Radiogram then. Thank you.
No, it's too.
Oh, yeah. Two. Go
out of
here.
Yeah,
bad news.
Oh, no. Good news. Steve is flying down to San Marcos. Wonderful. Let me see.
Oh, it stepped out of my fingers.
Hope
you,
you come to Mama.
How
did you come to mama? Ah, that's a good boy.
Kiki
chi,
chi
chi chi.
Oh,
you saved him, young man. You're a hero. You are a hero.
Why I wouldn't lose chi chi for a million dollars.
Now, there's a man.
What's his name? Jim Moore.
And
j,
I knew it.
He loves dogs and he adds up to eight.
If you must marry somebody, why don't you marry an eight man?
Oh, will you forget I'm engaged to marry Steve and you forget you hate Steve.
That's why we're going to send Marcus. Oh, no, darling.
We're going to send Marcus so I can marry Steve on Saturday.
You're nuts, madam.
I said lean
greetings on your beloved. Return to our Pleasure Dome
here in San Marcos. Our chief industry is low and our chief export is happiness.
Senor
Escobar. Still the same cute old horse
more and more. I feel that this ain't Kansas City.
You shouldn't have let her buy the tickets. Don't be so suspicious boys.
I just took the longest way around so I could spend more time with you. Angels
now. Be good boys and tell me a joke. Well, I don't know any jokes. I know it.
You know what I wrote it myself. All behavior. Brand new story.
Nobody ever heard it before you wrote it. Yeah. And it's brand new.
Yes, you'll like it. You get a kick out of it. Is it funny? Yeah.
The only thing is I don't need you to help me. I tell it all by myself. Brand new Joe.
Yeah, it's all about a whale. A ship and Jonah,
it's brand new. It's funny. Don't worry, she'll laugh.
Now, what part of time? There was a whale? What kind of a whale and this whale?
A play everyday whale?
How do I know? What kind of whale? What do you think? I hang around with him? I
don't. What do you think? I do belong to a whale? G A
whale? That's all. That's the father to the side.
Now see the whale was in the ocean. What ocean?
What ocean?
An ocean? An
ocean, a plane everyday ocean,
sir.
Get out an ocean. What do I care? That's immaterial to me. OK. The immaterial ocean.
Oh, what kind of a story is this
the way it was in the ocean scene? He was mine his own bidders but it was fine on the
watch. This ship was
but a ship that swims in the water. You mean a swim ship? Yeah,
the whale was spot on the swim ship and he
whoever heard of a swim ship? I don't know. You're telling me.
Why do you let me tell a story. Stop interrupting me. Keep your mouth shut.
Now
the ship was following the whale. Speak
to what?
Now I got the ship following the whale. The whale was following the ship.
The whale was following the ship because he was hungry.
Now,
Captain Jah was a captain of a boat.
See, and he didn't want the whale to capsize the boat.
So it threw the whale over a pile of
apps. What kind of apples just
ham, isn't he? What kind of apples, apples that grow on a tree?
Well, there's all kinds of apples. There's Baldwin apples.
There's frost apples, bad
apples. All right. Excuse me.
Now, he threw him over a pot of crab apples and the whale was still hungry.
So then Captain Jon threw him over a stool. What kind of stool? Who said that? I did?
That's in case you ask three legged Campo.
It was precisely speaking.
Now, Captain Jonas, after he did that, the whale was still hungry.
Then Captain Jonah figured the only way I could save
the boat and my passengers is to sacrifice myself.
And he did, he threw a beautiful jet knife dive right into the mouth of the whale.
Now, the whale kept the Jonah,
he apples and ate the store and then the whale swam away.
Wait a minute. Look, how much more of this story have you got to tell?
Just another second? Now, what do you keep interrupting me for?
All right, go ahead.
You
here. Now, you made me say a bad way.
I'm sorry. All right, go ahead.
Now, three years later, they cut that very same whale. They cut him open.
And what do you think they found? Now? You get ready to laugh. Wait a minute.
Just one more interruption.
You're not trying to insult this little girl's intelligence by getting
away with that old story about the time they caught the whale
and they cut him open and there they found
Jonas seated on that stool selling those apples.
Three for a nickolai.
That's, that's not the,
no, it couldn't be that story. No, no, no, it couldn't be that.
I mean, every little schoolboy knows that story
but you go ahead and tell us, what do they find when they cut the whale open?
Come on.
What do they find when they cut the?
They don't laugh after all. I enjoy a hearty laugh as well as you do.
And if it's funny, we'll both enjoy a hearty laugh.
There's no danger in bullfighting,
but there is much in the glance from a lovely woman's eyes.
Oh, there's a very gallant remarks in you.
What can a man say with so much beauty before him?
He maar
wonderful. Just wait. You see him in his cute little Tori
Aar suit.
I can wait.
Yeah,
my car, I should say our car is here.
What do you mean our car? Hi, Rudolph.
I'm showing the town to Senorita
and I Cynthia America. I'm looking forward to it.
And I kitty marblehead, you take Cicci down to the Briny,
don't you think you should take a bullfighter along?
But, um,
00, yes, yes, of course.
And he only adds a second. Won't you come with
Astra?
But I go, go fucking nut swim. That's what would make it interesting.
But
isn't Jim a simply charming fellow? All I can say, Senora
is, I wish he were a bull
that looks like Jim and that married thing.
It sure did for nonsense. It's only the sun in your eyes. Is that what it is? Sure.
Come on, boy.
Ah, greetings to our, thank you very much. I'm looking for a man called Steve Harper.
Greetings to our pleasure dorms. And I, that's enough. Brother.
Has he arrived yet very soon. He's to be married on Saturday.
Not while I'm here.
Ah, greet things to our pleasure though.
I, I'm in a hurry but you have just arrived and you must be greeted there. No, no.
Well, I'm awfully sorry.
May 12th again
back in my shell. Like a respectable land.
No,
normal
back in March.
We too is part madam.
No more love.
Just really.
We seen the tongue.
We had a stylish romance. You tear me down
but you ain't getting the chance. My rocking chair is calling me
so shirty, honey,
I'm through
how to do.
I'm far. Well,
because I'm crawling back in my shell.
No sense and grieving.
We had an even break all our laws
don't crave no, Swanny
Rank and Johnny
downhearted song about me. Do you wrong?
Back
in my
chair?
My evening paper.
And
I'll just see and expand.
I
give you a
as of tonight. He is free. I give you a
before you give it to me a happy man.
And I'm going to be socially baby. I'm through,
they do.
And Farell
because I'm crawling back in
of the scale.
Now, what kind of a song is that to sing to a lady in the moonlight? The only safe kind
save
well, good night.
Where are you going?
Oh, wow. I don't know. Rudolfo said something about a rumba lesson.
Rodolfo.
He's got a grin on him like that alligator.
Well, anyway, I bet he's a wow, under the tropic moon,
he better be a wow, under a moon like that.
Well,
good night.
Well, it was fun, wasn't it?
I mean, shopping in the native quarter,
they didn't give us a bad night for dessert.
No, it is lovely, isn't it?
So, are you,
why did you say all like that?
I don't know. I
didn't say,
oh, in any particular way I
just said,
oh,
good night,
Cynthia. I'm lucky,
lucky.
Oh, there you are. I've been combing the whole town for you too. Oh,
don't you look wonderful, darling. So, do you, I mean, did you have a nice trip?
Oh, fine, fine.
What's that?
Fine, darling. You must forgive me for something.
For what? For thinking. That awful psychopathic phone booth girl was yours?
How's that again?
Well, you see, I explained to Cynthia that Nicky was a friend of mine.
That's awfully nice of you. Like nice of you. It takes a pal to be a pal
if he made you believe, I mean, if he got you to forgive me that I ought to be grateful.
Wouldn't anything, buddy?
What are you doing that at the hotel for? I didn't see anybody doing that to the hotel.
Well, if somebody wasn't doing that to the hotel, then I'm crazy.
Well, I think I'll leave Romeo alone with his Juliet.
I've got to talk to you.
You mean you came 1000 miles just to talk to him? Yes. Well,
to find friendship.
Now, what's the matter with her as a bridegroom?
You are as inspiring as a cold doughnut. Listen, I wanted to get you alone.
Mickey is here right in the hotel. Mickey's here. Yes.
What are we going to do if she gets to Cynthia
Mick Mickey,
what are you looking so pleased about, you know, Steve?
I think that girl's in love with you.
Who's Cynthia?
No, Mickey? Why to follow you all the way here? What devotion? Who's Cynthia's? No
Mickey? You know you're headed for the biggest mistake in your life with Mickey.
Oh, Cynthia,
it must be the change in climate. I
excuse me. Please enjoy more. Would the telegram have arrived for you?
Open it, please?
Do you want me to read it? Yes. Go ahead.
This is from the Papa again. For love of heaven.
See that not is tied firm won't survive paying off.
I
won't survive Roscoe. Counting on you to save me. Sign that
very put your father. Why
is it
Mickey? Cynthia,
Jim. You've got me all confused just now. You're confused.
I'm all mixed up between Mickey and Cynthia.
How could you get mixed up? I mean, she's the most beautiful girl in the world.
Mickey. Oh, Cynthia.
And what a disposition. It's lovely.
Mickey. No, Cynthia.
You'd be making a terrible mistake
with Cynthia.
No, Mickey.
I guess I need a good night's sleep. Maybe Cynthia. Cynthia might be a lot.
If only Jim and Steve weren't such good friends.
I'd never met either one of them. Well, it's always
Rolfo without the f, of course
not. So Chee,
may I come in?
Well, there's a rumor to the effect that you are in but there's a way around that
won't you sit down, serve yourself? Thank you.
Well,
now I understand the thumb waving.
Do you remember me? Oh, yes. Yes, I remember you very well.
The last time I saw you,
you were wearing a very becoming telephone booth trimmed with Steve.
Oh,
my little Stevie.
You mean you're a little lucky, don't you?
I mean, you're Jim's girl
thieves of
you wouldn't by any chance be sleepwalking, would you?
Oh, no, I just dreamed myself across this balcony just to show you this.
You see, Jim has endured your marriage to Steve for a million dollars.
No, that's impossible
but true. I hooked it from Steve and myself in person.
So you see Jim's out a million dollars if you don't marry Stevie.
Kind of a dirty trick to play on the lady, huh?
This trick of the week?
Oh, but they're not going to get away with it.
Not with little Cynthia. They're not.
I'll get even with those two if it's the last thing I ever do.
Are you with me?
So long as I get Stevie, don't worry, you can have him,
you can have both of them on a platter.
Garnished with parsley. What are you gonna do?
You're gonna give them a dose of their own love insurance.
You don't have to wear out the carpet. Lucky. What are we gonna do?
Don't get rid of her. Send her back to New York.
Who's Cynthia?
No, Mickey.
You don't have to yell at me.
Hello?
Hello, darling. I was just thinking about you.
Hello, darling,
Cynthia.
About the bullfight tomorrow. I was wondering if you'd get an extra ticket.
It's for a perfectly darling little girl who just dropped in for a chat with me.
You know, she's that sweet little friend of Jim's Mickey Fitzgerald,
Mickey.
You're talking to Cynthia. You're dope.
So is Mickey? She's in Cynthia's room.
What? Oh, yes. He'll be more than delighted she's invited into the bullfight.
All right, darling.
Good night. Pleasant dreams.
And I hope you chose.
What are we gonna do now? Lucky. Oh, we're rowing
and don't call me lucky.
Everything's ok, boys. Yeah,
Mick, you locked in the room.
Yeah.
She,
in Cynthia's room
that's enough. A fine mess. You got us in. You're fired. All right, then I'm fired.
You're fired. I quit
my money. Give me my money. What money, what money, the money you owe me for my.
All right. Don't get excited.
You get a dollar a day. You know, I work for you one year. That's 365 days equals $365.
Give me that. $365 an hour. Get out. I
have to
wait a minute. Thats so fast. How many hours a day did you work? Eight hours a day?
And how many
are in a day?
Stop trying to put anything over on me. Will you have it? What do you mean?
Look, there's 24 hours in a day but February, which has 28.
That's right. 24 hours in a day.
And you only work eight hours a day
and you only work a third of each day. Now, a third of 365 is approximately $121.
So you actually only have $121 coming to you. Yeah,
100 and $21. That's right.
Well, give me 121 but
you didn't work Sundays, did you? No. No. And there's 52 Sundays in a year.
So we'll deduct 52 from 121 leaving $69 coming to you. Well, give me the $69. But
watch, with the bit
a minute, just a minute. You only worked a half a day on Saturday.
Am I right? Here comes, oh, wait a minute. You only worked a half a day on Saturday.
That's all, just half a day. Ok. Now, there's 52 Saturdays in the year.
Now, half of 52 is 26. So we'll deduct 26 from 69 leaving $43 coming to you.
You sure that I'm positive, I mean, I don't want you to teach yourself.
Well, that's mighty thoughtful of you to look out for my interests.
I might as well look out for yours. You already killed mine.
So give me the $43.
Just a minute. You took a vacation, didn't you? Yeah,
two weeks, two weeks. That's 14 days. Now, a dollar a day, that's $14.
So we deduct 14 from 43
leaving the sum of $29 coming the sum of the summer.
If I get some of it, I'll be lucky
$29. But, but
now I know it as good as you do. Wait a minute. Just don't get excited.
You took time out for lunch, didn't you?
Oh, no,
not that. Please don't take that away from me
one little hour a day. That's all I took. One hour a day. I didn't eat much.
So wait a minute, one little bit.
That.
That's right. One hour a day, 365 days. That's 365 hours. That comes to about 15 days.
I take it you might as well take it. You've been taking everything out. So 15 from 29 to
14. But
now I know it better than you though. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I'm glad I thought of this.
Do you know there's 13 holidays in a year that you didn't work?
This is going to cost plenty.
Wait a minute. Just a minute. You didn't work those 13 days? No.
Well, you had $14 coming to you.
So we deduct 13 from the 14 leaving the exact sum of $1 coming to you.
How do you like that?
I'm supposed to get $365 and I want to put a buck.
Oh, Grazia
Signor.
There is a fine time to take a nap.
Now we have Rodolfo
and now we have this part of XG and if anybody faints, we have ex nurses.
Oh, but I'm kidding. Nobody's going to faint.
We're all having too much fun, aren't we, Steve do?
Yeah. Oh, yes. It's a riot.
Oh, Mickey. Why don't you put your head on Jim's shoulder?
I'm sure you could see much better if you did.
Oh, no, she doesn't want to put her head on my shoulder. Oh, yes, I do now. Lucky.
Don't be shy with Mickey and me. We both understand all about love, don't we, Mickey?
And how,
what a wonderful shoulder you have.
I can't see if she's gonna sit like I
wait,
Steve, I believe you're actually jealous. Isn't it wonderful, Mickey?
What these two boys will do for each other, isn't it a wonderful friendship?
Oh. Where's the bull?
Well, darling, there's plenty of it around here, don't you think so?
I don't move your shoulder. Lucky. I feel heavenly. Oh,
there he is.
This
cute little darling little suit.
Come with the ball.
It's for the Senorita.
Yeah,
I don't know who must do that. That means he's dedicating the ball to Cynthia,
doesn't it? Then?
Escobar,
whatever certainty it is almost a declaration of love.
Well, I'm glad there's nothing personal about it
has
the most beautiful legs you've ever seen.
Oh,
the bull.
Oh, there is a man.
Now, look here, Mickey, that's Cynthia Mickey's here yet.
You boys are a little confused, I'm afraid.
But there's one thing I'm certain of Rudolfo is divine.
Oh, I don't know. I think Jim has a cuter nose. Do you? Let me see.
Come on, lucky show Cynthia your nose. Stop it. Will you?
Why should he show you his nose? Isn't it sweet the way they stick together?
Oh, what a pretty m,
oh, it's so exciting.
You know, Steve, it's so much fun being engaged.
I don't think we'll get married tomorrow.
Why not?
You know, I think you'd be much happier.
If you waited till you got to New York for the wedding.
Why are you so interested in when we get married?
Well, Stevie, you know, I've always been interested in when we get married.
Yeah.
Oh. Did,
did nobody feel a drop of rain?
Now? Wait a minute.
I'm
going to stay and watch over a girl. I want my old job back. All right.
But not for the same money. Ok.
What money
you
look
at you,
man. No, no. Tamales, hot dogs and those in those in
the good hot dogs
come
here.
What's the matter with you? Here you go
for
hot dog.
Give me a hot dog too.
What time's the floor show starting? Quiet, please. Quiet.
No
show. Oh, thanks a lot.
There you are.
Hey, old boy, I don't eat mustard.
Mustard goes with the hot dog.
Yeah. Well, not with mine. I eat a plain mustard was made for the hot dog.
Look, I don't care what it's made from. I'm not gonna eat it. I don't like it.
Oh, well that's, I have to eat something I don't like. No, I didn't know that.
I mean, after all,
I don't want to go around eating something that's gonna make me sick.
Well, I didn't know mustard makes me sick then you shouldn't eat it.
I mean, after all, I'm a happy kid. I got a lot to live.
I know that I don't want to walk around the street sick. Paula.
I don't, I eat mustard and I walk around a
sick. I can't get a job. What happens to my wife and kids? What do you mean?
I got a wife and two Children. What about it?
My kids wind up in the orphan asylum behaviors. You're a fine guy, son of my kids.
To an orphan asylums.
Who, where, what do my kids ever do to you? Nothing at all? What? Right.
You got to put them away in the orphan asylum. You know what you're saying?
All I'm able to support them Children. You got no right to put them away. Get excited.
A man
get
kids out of the York in a silence now. Wait a minute. What started all this mustard?
Well, I mean, it's there if you want it. Well, you can take it away. I don't want it.
Listen.
What I'm trying to convey to you is that the hot dog and the mustard go together,
let them go together.
I don't want to spoil any romance. All talks.
I don't like it. So you don't like it. I like Worcestershire. Sheer shh.
You what? Wor
ahi.
Sheer
Worcester Shire. Sh
sh
sh you can't even say it but you don't like mustard. I don't
give me a reason.
Who are you that you shouldn't like mustard? What?
Are you some big shot or something? Too big a guy to like mustard?
What did mustard ever do for me?
I'll be, why should I throw myself out on a can of mustard mustard any better than I am.
Go on, pick your friends. What do you want? Me? A mustard? We
take mustard just a minute
minute. Do you know where mustard comes from?
I know they don't scrape it off a mustard plaster. Certainly not.
They manufacture mustard.
Do you know they spend millions of dollars every
year to put up factories just to manufacture mustard.
Do you know those factories employ thousands and
thousands of men just to manufacture mustard?
Do you know those men take care of thousands of
families and homes all on a kind of mustard?
And you just because you don't like mustard, what do you want them to do?
Close those factories down and put all those people out of work? Wait a minute.
Do you mean to stand down and tell me just because I don't eat mustard?
I'm closing down the mustard factories. Oh, wait a minute.
Are you trying to tell me that those thousands of people
are making one little jar of mustard just for me.
I'll explain if they are.
You can tell them not to make any more because I'm not going to eat it. All right.
Forget it. You can lay them off.
Who am I to support thousands? Oh, I stand here and argue with you. You said it
is the same,
true
bye
one
I knew
be
water.
Same
on
it.
I'm longing for the things that
oh
make the most impossible
dreamers. You,
there is no sky,
right?
Yes.
The same
as,
hm.
Yeah.
And loves
her
a mercy.
The
here gives me a pain in the neck.
The
rim is the same as more.
I,
um,
future is my
one
with
you.
And you
want to
heaven.
Each one half of the same romance.
I'm longing for the things that you long for
tone.
I
most
impossible
come
to me.
Old dreamers. You and
no sky at all.
Yeah,
there
is the same as my,
it
on
loves her
is the same as a man.
And,
mm,
all of
us
and
come on, Rodolfo.
Let's get out of this darn move.
Where are you going to look for Steve?
Hello? Hello, operator, operator,
operator.
What about my New York call?
Do I have to wait all night?
Hello? Hello?
Oh, hello, dad. Hello?
What?
I can't hear you. Wait a minute.
Hello.
Now, listen, dad, a terrible thing has happened.
I've fallen in love. Good.
What's so terrible about that?
Dad? You haven't heard who the girl is?
I don't care. You like her? I like her.
So, congratulations and all that sort of thing.
But listen, dad, this just isn't any girl.
This girl is the girl who's the girl. It's the girl.
Well, what I mean is she's the girl. I get it. She's a girl.
Well, stop yapping at $20 a minute. We can't afford it.
I say we can't afford it.
We're broke, we're busted.
It was a jewel robbery of great neck. A bank holed up in Brooklyn.
Some very unusual weather in California and a skunk at Mrs. We's
lawn party
and they used to call me lucky.
But that's peanuts compared to that million dollar wedding. You're on now.
How's he coming along? Is she marrying him tomorrow?
Yeah,
she's marrying him tomorrow.
Ok.
Wrong number.
What's the matter with? You don't say anything about the wedding. What happened?
Spy? Where
in the next room?
All behave. Come on, come here, come on, come on, come here.
Wait a minute here.
Wait a
minute. It's you. It's you. It's, you don't get excited.
There you are. Oh, hello? Are you going to the wedding?
Certainly you're going to the wedding. The same as the boss told me.
Don't mention the white boss. I tell you, I don't care about the boss anymore.
I want to meet the boss.
I'm going to tell him a thing or two. I want to meet him, face to face.
I want, what do you want?
I want my mom.
All right. All right.
Now. What about it? What about it? Yeah. What about it?
What about what, what about, what, what, that's what I say. What do you say?
What about it?
What about this wedding?
Oh, wedding marriage. Congratulations on it. I'm not getting married. No.
Congratulations. Must give that to him.
What about the wedding between Steve and Cynthia?
Is it going to happen by noon today. My boss that's taking place now.
Yeah, certainly. Well, let's get out of here. Yeah. Come on.
Don't interrupt me. I am thinking of love but
Senor,
we must know when to start the Fondo the
fla
our national dance.
When I shoot the gun, the wedding is over and the
Farandole will come in.
Get the ring.
Yes, I'm done.
How pretty you look. Very Micky. This, I
mean, well, congratulations boys. I never saw a more ghastly looking pair.
Why not?
Shall
we?
No,
Escobar,
I'm sorry to have caused you all this trouble, but the wedding is off.
You see,
I've just made the very interesting discovery that both the groom
and the best man are a couple of first class heels.
What did I tell you? You told me?
I am so sorry. Oh, don't waste any sympathy because
you see,
instead of marrying me heel number one gets a million dollars from heel number two.
So
goodbye.
Good luck.
Have fun.
Just a minute, baby,
put up the books, put them up. I got a lot of money invested in this wedding.
So get going.
Isn't there a man in the room? If you marry them? Senor Escobar? I will kill you.
But the man has a pistol and he must consider his point.
Yeah, me and Costello want to go on living too. Who invited those dreadful people?
I did.
I said marry him
by the power invested in me as mayor of San Marcos. I don't.
Alvarado
cut out that Chinese Children
go on with this wedding.
Do you, Stephen Harper? Take this lady to be your lawful wedded wife? Yeah.
Well, it's a little sudden. Should I?
What do you Stephen Harper? I said, tell him,
I guess maybe I do. It's very nice of you.
Do you see the America take this man to be your lawful wedded husband,
tired boss.
Ok.
Come on, let's get out of here. I'm not gonna go until I get good and ready.
I'm ready. Come on
the
bottom
door.
Ok.
Yes.
Come.
Oh Jim,
a
little service here, please. Yeah, but you are not the bride with the gun. I am
as the mayor of San Marcos,
San
Vicente
Figueroa
Escobar.
This is getting a little heavy. It
would just
try that.
Shoot Escobar. We will
from the Billy Heart,
the quiet.
See the purple
for
in
the
what
life becomes?
Listen to me for a minute. No, I won't listen to you.
There's no possible way you can whitewash
yourself or your loathsome love insurance.
I got that silly idea before I met you and I regretted
it every minute because I fell madly in love with you.
What is this now? Alibi insurance? I hate
her
cheek.
I
the
on
his broad
and
that
I want my mama.
Yeah.
Good.
And
what
about
ok,
from the busy heart.
Why
beautiful
with.
Take
the
Thanks.
Hey, that guy's got a great voice. I wonder who he is.
I
man.
Funny.
Oh, aren't you packed yet
packed?
Have you been drinking or just a little bit?
Are you sober?
Sober as a judge?
Oh,
your ear.
If only you were a neat man.
Oh, madam. Please allow me,
please, please, please.
Oh, no, no, not if you went on talking for the rest of your life.
Which won't be long now because here comes Roscoe.
Don't you dare lay a finger on him?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I was just trying to tell you that Steve married the little Mick and
now we don't have to pay off.
Don't you lay a finger?
She loves me.
He's gonna make a wonderful husband.
You don't even know what a husband is.
A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed. Kate.
That remarks to herself.