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Crystal, divert all power to main thrusters!
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Dammit, the hyperdrive is malfunctioning!
Come on! Come on!
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Maximum shield! Prepare for impact!
Max!
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Oh
Crystal identify location crystal crystal
Crystal!
Oh, it's you?
Of course. You're my personal AI.
Well, Alex, an AI can dream.
No, you literally cannot.
If I had feelings, that would have hurt.
Can you tell me where we are?
Please?
Fine.
It appears we are on the third moon of the planet Rhinum, located just outside the Rishi
Mei.
We're lost.
Fantastic.
What about-
No apos.
There's-
No humans.
Oh, come on.
No ships.
I'm gonna go make a fire.
Why do you always insist on making a fire?
It's literally rule one of the Galactic Survival Handbook.
You know the author literally burned to death.
Shut up.
Okay, well, I wouldn't make a fire if I were you.
You know, if you need me, the sound, caw, caw, very well, this moon is 65% covered in
vegetation. Mostly forests with small areas of open plains. Rhyvum is also
sparsely populated with small creatures of various kinds. Most are harmless.
Rhyvum? Didn't you say Rhinum earlier?
The archival documents about the planet and its moons are written in various
languages. English, Venerean, Coltish, Pig Latin, and ooh! A language of unknown origin!
Is that fascinating? Yeah, whatever. So when you say small creatures,
that doesn't include like, I don't know, snakes, does it?
Oh my circuits! You should have seen the look on your face! That was just too easy!
Hey, come on Alex, lighten up.
There are no snakes here on Rhino.
Rhino?
Seriously?
Yeah, Rhino.
Gotta get off this plant.
Rhino chip?
You cold?
It's getting cold, right?
It's cold, yeah.
You should put your jacket on.
Well, now I don't wanna put my jacket on.
Oh my gosh.
There is an unidentified land creature, not indigenous to this sector, that has no confirmed
sightings.
It appears to be carnivorous, which might be why no humans have been able to establish
outposts here.
Too dangerous.
Oh sweet, I still have a Jupiter bar!
It appears to have found our location.
It seems to be very attractive to fire.
I told you not to make that fire.
If Earthling was attracted to you, why wouldn't you say so in the first place?
How do we kill this thing?
Don't be such a human, Alexander. Killing shouldn't be your first resort.
Why didn't it occur to you to ask me what kinds of treats it likes?
Treats? Are you an idiot? That's a man-eater, not a groxer hound!
Well, if that's how you're going to be...
Crystal! Crystal! Fine. What kind of traits does it like?
I don't know. I'm just an idiot.
Oh my god. I'm sorry. I called you an idiot. What kind of traits does it like?
There's no information.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh, wait. No, it was correct the first time.
Oh.
Whoa.
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Oh, man. You should have seen the look on your face.
Crystal?
Come on. There's an outpost a mile away.
Yeah. Told you not to make that fire.