I left my arms with my guys.
Hey, daddy, God. Hit him with Glim.
Go
ahead.
I
got your boys for you. Thanks, officer.
They might be underprivileged, but they sure ain't underdeveloped.
I guess they caught us
fs take a couple of squad
Cosme
Big Tracy Braces
where I write the boys on fourth street. Hey, where are we going, man?
We're going to camp cam. What have we been drafted?
I'm disappointed. I thought we was going to reform school.
I would have been a sophomore this year. Oh, kid,
what do you want us to do with them posit them in the bus?
I'll fix them cups.
I'll go to the country and get sick and die and come back and haunt them.
I
don't know.
I,
we're only going to stop here for a few
minutes just long enough to pick up mail supplies.
I hope you don't mind. Ok, I gotta check one of those back tires. Anyway.
Take me about 10 minutes. Good.
Say fellows don't any of you wander away,
look around if you want to but don't get far away from the bus.
Right? Really?
Do,
come on, honey.
Just sit down here.
You know, you're gonna be a night.
What
a,
the big,
but don't touch that.
I
wait a minute. You're broken
it.
Wait a
minute, you're broken where
I
want
it.
Hey,
it's screwed
up.
Well, what do you know, Joe just got
back
excited about. Don't blow your
carry on.
What was the bright idea of that?
Oh, that, just a little scientific curiosity. That's all.
Or gravitation, all that kind of stuff.
I can see. We're all gonna have lots of fun together in the next two weeks. Yeah.
So can I?
That'll be good. I ain't got no sense of humor. That's all.
So, you fell a thing around here. I'm going window shopping.
Yeah,
I don't like that guy's altitude me.
N if anybody thinks I'm gonna stay up here and
associate with him and all these cows and chickens,
they're crazy.
You know, I milk the cow once a very intricate affair.
You see a cow has four faucets. What for?
Well, the first faucet is for buttermilk,
the second for buttermilk and a third is for evaporated milk.
What's the fourth one for? Come to think of this cow when he had three?
Oh, that cow must have been contented. Oh, very contented. Are you contented?
Oh, extremely. So, that's fine.
I don't get it.
Hey, listen,
you guys lay low. See, I think I got an angle as soon as it gets dark. Make a break.
That's right.
Good.
Hey, I'm thirsty.
How
much do you have? I don't know, they've got a menu.
Certainly.
I'll have some of that.
That's the name of the town. Silly. That's what I thought. Give me a root beer.
All righty.
And, uh, what do you have? Uh, I'll have a Demi task and a large cup of black coffee.
A what?
I'll have a root beer too.
And,
uh,
you,
you're very fresh. I hope your bread is just as fresh.
Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Got a date.
How about tomorrow night?
I've got a date.
How about Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. I got a date.
Well, that kills that week.
Hey, what's your name? Margie?
Margie. What a Monica Marjorie and muggy. That's got
a lot
of,
we're going to camp, you know. Yeah, we're underprivileged.
We interrupt this program for an important
announcement to listeners near Hillside and Colton.
All citizens are warned to be on the lookout for the
monster killer who is believed to be in this vicinity.
This maniac has left the trail of three inhuman murders
and is believed heading upstate.
We return you now to your program.
Monsters.
They don't mean nothing.
We eat them every morning for breakfast. Bring those Matzos on. I ain't scared of em.
I'm anemic. I was taken for a ride once you were
there. I was miles from Times Square somewhere in Central Park, I think.
And I'm Gangsters. They had me backed against a tree and I got a machine gun.
What do you think happened?
I don't know what happened. He got killed. Fantastic, wasn't he?
Hey, there goes our boss
and I,
he
put an air best
bus, didn't he?
Yeah,
I've been looking for you, Jim. Oh, hello there. Mayor. What's on your mind?
Did you hear that stuff on the radio about that monster coming this way? Yeah.
And that ain't all. I just got a telegram from the state police. You did, huh?
You better come inside and talk it over
Jess Dixon. If you don't stop pouting, I'll scream. I'm not pouting.
Who for no reason at all? That's no way to enjoy a vacation, vacation.
Are you kidding with that? Bunch of gorillas? It'll be a nightmare.
They're not gorillas. They're young and a little wild maybe
besides, you know, perfectly well,
the campus boys who are denied the things you've had.
Well, all right. So they need the outdoor life.
But I was hoping for a nice quiet summer at camp.
So I could study my thesis and be with you instead of that.
It's going to be as quiet around here as the fun house at Coney Island.
Well, some excitement will do us good.
It's been a dull summer till now.
Well, I like that. So now I'm dull. No. But lawyers aren't usually exciting.
They're steady and well solid.
Like the rock of Gibraltar and just about as good company,
I suppose while you listen to me, Linda Mason.
I may be studying to be a lawyer and a good one too. Yes, and a good one too.
Ok. You win.
You're a good nurse too.
Hey, you know that guy that runs this place,
it wouldn't be bad if it wasn't for his disposition.
He ain't no good. But that girl that hangs around with him, she ain't bad.
Hey, what's she supposed to be? According to a uniform, I guess she's a knife?
A nice, pardon me? While I run a temperature. Well, anyhow, the shower's ok.
I didn't need it. What? It was full of bugs that you
mean?
I know that knife
out with the wrong mouth. But the thing had vitamins in it,
man. It sure is dark in here. I'll say I can't even see it.
I can't even see myself.
Hey, what's that?
It's an owl.
I know it's an owl. But who's howling?
That's an, it's got four legs and fleas.
Ok.
How can you read in the dark?
Huh?
How can you read in the dark?
I went to night school.
Hey,
shut
up. Will you let a guy go to sleep
a month?
What?
I'm not scared or nothing like that. But
remember what we heard about that, that guy on the radio.
So,
well,
suppose he was prowling around here,
don't you think we ought to stand guard or something?
Yeah.
You just go ahead and set a couple of bear traps for him?
Happy dreams slappy.
This book is murder,
thirsting for the flow of
bright red blood
at this moment.
Mhm.
Yeah.
Good evening, my friend
evening.
You are a resident here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Good.
Then. Perhaps you can tell me where the Billings estate is
the Billings estate.
Why it ain't been lived in for 10 years.
Not since old man Billings was murdered in his sleep.
Interesting.
But you were about to tell me where it was.
Oh, sure, sure.
It's up there
on the top of Billings Mountain.
Oh, I see.
Is there a road to it?
Yes.
But uh thank you.
Good night, my friend.
Yeah.
Yeah,
it's you.
What do you mean?
I know you.
I know who he is too.
He
the monster.
He was here just a second ago just now.
The radio said he was coming and he's here
and you know who I am. Of course, I read about you in this book.
You're Dr
Von Grosh
and you've come here to save us from him.
Yes, I am. Dr
Van Grosch. I knew it.
I knew it right away.
And the monster did you know him at once also?
Right from the start.
Couldn't miss him with those glaring eyes and red lips.
The dwarf too, like a little black spider
and the trailer full of coffins.
I was right in the middle of the book when they come in.
Where have they gone?
Said he was going to the empty Billings estate
on top of the hill.
Yes,
the solitude he needs.
Tell me this, this knowledge you possess.
You've gained it all from that book. Oh, sure.
You see, I'm kind of a student of black magic.
We see, I gotta tell the constable you're here. You need help. No, wait,
we must proceed slowly and carefully.
As you know, at night,
the monster is strong and the police would be helpless against him.
I guess that's right.
I know. That's right.
Perhaps,
perhaps you'd like to help me.
Oh, sure. Doctor Von Groo. Fine.
First
though, you may speak of the monster's arrival. You must keep my presence a secret.
That is of the utmost importance.
You have a room
someplace where we may converse.
Oh, yeah,
I've got a cottage. Uh
just take a few minutes to close up the station.
There won't be any more business anyway. Fine. I'll wait here.
Ok.
Where are we going?
All right.
Wake up the whole camp. I'm not with you guys.
Don't feel so good. I
gotta learn some mania. Why don't you put some liniment on it?
I know where you're going.
You got a date with our girl Margie.
So I got a date with Margie. So what, so we got a date too and we're gonna keep it.
You guys can't leave. Can't you get in trouble? You gotta have an appointment.
You got one. Why? Sigh
me. Let's see it.
Hm.
There's left in my smoking jacket.
He quits around on me, Winnie. I'm gone and I'm gone along
and there's three of us going alone.
Sidewalks are free. Or I ever heard of sidewalks in the woods?
Didn't they tell you to be quiet?
The CV, of the dead?
Do they too? Hear the howling of the frightened dogs?
No.
Yeah.
Marianna Billings,
winter came after 18 short summers.
She was beautiful.
Hey, you,
what are you doing here?
Yeah.
Oh, Steve mosquitoes are driving me crazy.
Why didn't you put citronella on like we did Citronella.
I thought you said Vanella, I'm giving these guys a party.
Yeah, I wonder if we're heading in the right direction.
I ain't got nothing to worry about Paul. I got my compass with me.
Well, which way are we going? So doc, I can't see the compass.
Yeah, I'll give you a little light.
That's a fine thing. Someone stole one of their hands off,
but he stole one of their hands. He must have been a magician.
A compass only has one hand. Why don't somebody lie me? Those things. Come on.
Let's get out of your shell hole.
I
wonder if there's a cow trail in the state highway?
A nice place for a picnic. You run out of two, you
can use pine needles.
Why don't you look where you're going?
What are you looking for?
Remember what we heard on the radio about that, that ghoul,
that guy that sucks all the blood out of you.
What would he be doing out here sucking the sap out of the trees?
Hey, does the guy really suck the blood out of you? Yeah.
Well, I got nothing to worry about because the mosquito's got all mine.
Oh,
that was a meid.
It was if he really was out here.
What if you was back home?
Yeah.
Your old man would give you a hit in the head like that.
I ain't got an old man.
The kids are or
whoa tripping. Huh? You know it's a five yard penalty for that.
Come on, let's move.
It was so hot.
Bob Wyatt.
Hold it.
Fuck. Ain't no bulls over here.
Hey, hold it for me now, will you come on mug. Hey, I'm holding it. I'm holding it.
Come on slim.
Hey Doug.
Ok.
What are you guys doing here? Why don't you fucking camp?
Why don't we stay in camp when you fellows go to town? Hey, get me out of here. Will you?
I can see my with
Mary's gonna be about as private as the Blay
Sheets fish market on Friday.
Mhm.
You know I'm starting to think we're lost.
Yeah, we should have been in town a long time ago.
I'd go back to camp if I don't know the way I quit rolling. You get me wet.
But what if you guys to follow me in the first place?
Hey, a graveyard.
We can't be far from town Come on, let's cut across it. It may be a shortcut.
If it's all the same to you mugs, I'd like to detour. Oh, come on. You chump.
We'll be out of it in a minute. How long is a minute? That's too long, brother.
Ok.
Stop.
If you catch me, I'll stop.
Ok.
Hey,
there's a house
right up down the top of the hill,
cozy looking place, ain't it? We ain't looking for no rich car.
We're looking for a place to get Pewee patched up.
Come on, let's go.
Hold, there's somebody there.
Ok.
There. Can we come in pal ever?
Right? We want to get him to a doctor.
Why?
Right.
Yeah.
Do we have visitors?
You might as well then.
Yeah.
What kind of a place is this anyway?
I don't know, but I don't think I'm gonna like it.
Who is it? This is me.
Listen. Schooner.
The next time you come out of the dark, put a coat of whitewash on, will you?
I'm so scared. I'm turning white now.
I wish that guy hurry up. I'm getting
tired.
Good evening.
I must apologize for the state of my home. It
has been without occupants for many years. Well, look, a buddy here has been hurt.
We was going through the cemetery,
taking a shortcut to town and somebody took a pot shot at him.
How unfortunate
he should lie down.
Don't you think we ought to get a doctor perhaps later
come with me.
Yes,
read easy.
Please
put his feet up there.
Well, uh,
how about calling the doctor?
There's no telephone here.
However,
I have some knowledge of medicine.
I will treat you friend.
I suggest you wait outside
or better. Still in my study.
Thank you.
Ok,
my fellas.
Uh, see you later.
Well, we've looked everywhere. Not a sign of them. Did you look down by the lake? Yes.
Everywhere. What are you going to do?
Nothing? Well,
Jeff, we've got to find them. They're city kids if they're lost in the wood.
I hope they aren't
Jeff Dixon. Do you know what you're saying? I certainly do.
Those kids have been nothing but trouble from the beginning.
If they're lost, it's their own fault. So you're going to sit there all night?
Oh,
hey, what are you gonna do if you're not man enough to go after them? I'll do it myself.
But Linda,
hey, maybe she's serious.
She's been reading Florence Nightingale. She'll be back when she gets tired.
Hey, I don't like the looks of this place. Neither do I. Let's get out of here,
let's get out of here. What
we, here, we got it when he's docked it up.
Hey, do you think that bird up? There's all right. What if he's a,
what
if he's what? I don't know, but I sure hope he hurries up.
Me too.
What's the matter?
There's a skeleton in there? He was slapping right in my face. Yeah.
What's he so happy about? Let's
go, go, go, go ahead, go ahead. Look, look, look for yourself. Good, good.
Uh, there ain't nothing in there.
Do it,
go,
do it.
What
you picture that?
My, I seen it with my own eyes.
Do you feel all right kid?
I never felt better in my life
but, uh,
I think we ought to get by.
Get out of here, huh?
What our pew? We, we,
we'll get, we'll go up and see what's on with pew. We now, huh? Come
on
up there for,
how's PP
oh, your friend? He's resting. Well. Well, we want to see him.
Um, I suggest you should not disturb him. We ain't gonna disturb him.
We just want to see him.
Hey, hey, pee Wee,
he's dead.
Not at all.
He's merely asleep.
Yeah.
What did you do? Give him a mickey? A su
no, your friend was in pain
and I found it necessary to give him a mild sedative.
You see,
I, for giving him the proper treatment.
Well, how are we going to get out of here with him like that?
Or leaving? Is out of question. Your friend must not be moved.
But we got to get back to camp. Yeah, I'm hungry. Vitamins are no vitamins.
Oh, he's talking about food. We can't eat. Pee here alone.
That will not be necessary.
My home is not equipped for visitors but Luigi prepared rooms for you.
You will be my guest for the night. Come I show you to your rooms. That's fine.
But one of us is stay in the a screw up.
You keep Pewee company. Hurry who? Hoo,
hoo
me? Yeah, you will take time. I will leave you later.
Ok, Mr uh
if you notice this is a very old house in
some respect, a very strange one.
You ain't kidding.
The maid service in this hotel is terrible.
Hey, Glipi,
you and skinny. Take that room. Just me and skinny. What do you want? A nice,
don't forget to call me every half hour, huh?
Yeah, I'll tell the operator
a very charming room in a repulsive sort of way.
Hey, this looks like one of those beds. George Washington slept in.
Well, it's about time to change the sheets.
Let's get some light on this subject, huh?
I understand
this room was occupied by the late owner of this house at the time of his death.
I hope this knowledge will not disturb your sleep.
Lloyd just placed the candle somewhere. I'm sure.
Good night. Say maybe you better lend us your candle. Yeah. Come on.
You know your way around your bed at night.
Good night.
Right.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
No, I'll follow you.
We'll both go to get it.
Ok.
Uh, maybe I better get a flashlight, huh? Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let's go together.
Yeah. Yeah. You said that once
you know something
I like this room much better than the dark and I don't like the dark.
Get a load of this joint, will you?
Is, this might
have
no wonder the guy died?
Ok.
Forgive me. If I start with you,
he would perhaps like this scandal.
Good night.
Mhm.
Jim.
This thing's gone far enough,
you know. Doggone. Well, what thing you see? Lem Harvey. Yes.
But why haven't you gone up the hill and the rest of that fella Mary,
you can't go around arresting folks until, you know, for sure.
You gotta
have proof.
You know, that monster was headed this way.
Radio said, so the state police wired you,
Lem Harvey saw him with a trailer full of coffins.
A crazy killer running around with those butcher woman. And
what kind of proof do you want? Some little girl murdered out in the woods?
I tell you, Jim, you gotta do something. I take it easy. Mayor.
I'm doing all I legally can.
I've sworn in a lot of deputies and I'm going to have every inch
of road within 20 miles of this village patrolled every hour of the day.
All right, Jim. But it's your responsibility.
You've been elected to protect the women and Children of
this community and it's up to you to do it.
And don't forget we've got that boys camp on our hands too.
Why don't you lay down mugs and try to get some sleep? Yeah.
I don't feel like sleeping.
You know, there's something funny about that bird
besides I'm worried about Pee Wee.
Yeah, I know it. So am I?
Well, let's go see him.
Ok. Well, I read,
let's go.
Hello.
What's the matter with you? We can sleep in our room. It ain't cheerful like this one.
And where you going,
we're gonna see Pee Wee. It's a good idea. Come on.
Who is that?
Who is us?
This is me. What's the matter with you screwing on?
Ain't nothing the matter with me as he,
he'd been like that all the time, man. He ain't moved a muscle.
I think he's dead.
If
he was
a pee wee,
that clinches it.
Now we're gonna get tough.
We're going downstairs to have a showdown. You fellas, come with me, screw up.
You watch pee Wee. If anybody comes up here, you let out a holler.
Listen mo You got the wrong man for this job. I'm better than the crowd.
Look, you heard him, didn't you? Let's go. Yeah, keep your eyes open.
You don't think I'm gonna stay in here for one minute and close them. Do you
pee wee,
pee Wee,
you ain't dead. Is you?
So you ain't,
if you can't say nothing, just shake your head.
Nobody in here. Let's look somewhere else. Let's go in.
Ok?
Pee Wee.
Oh same man. I sure am glad you was awake,
man. We've been worried about you.
Yes, sir.
You are better now though. Ain't you,
don't you hear me talking to you? P
Come over here, hey,
like, come on, we open the door. Will you come on, come on, stop playing. Will you
come on. Hey,
hey, I'm messed up. I want to get out of here.
Celinda shown up. Not yet.
When she does tell her I've gone to town to see the constable.
We'll probably need a searching party. Ok?
That clinches it.
That guy's a monster. We're getting p where you're leaving here.
Hey, maybe he's done something to him. Maybe pee will be like he is.
I don't know about that, but we'll leave him before we find out.
Hey, do you think that guy's dead? Like it says,
it's no matter what you catch. I read it says here that
in the night he prowls about seeking new victims
and in the daytime he sleeps in a coffin.
Well, let's wait till daytime. We ain't waiting for nothing. We're going right now.
Remind me not to come back here on my vacation. I'll put it in my blue book.
Looky.
Our guests must not leave the house.
Hey, open the door.
I can't, the door is locked.
Well, where's the key? I don't know. I ain't got it.
All right. Stand aside. We'll bust it down.
I glip bust it down. I ain't no superman. You bust it down, you break it down.
Why should I break it down? Break it down. Come on, boy, why you bust the door down.
I got a B shoulder. You've been reading too.
Flash Gardens. I don't wanna do that. Somebody's got to open it. I'm not doing it.
Well, what took you so long to open it?
It opened the door, it opened by itself.
Sit down. You'll be all right.
Hey, where's pee Wee?
I don't know.
What do you mean? I don't know.
What do you do? Just get up and walk out.
That's exactly what I don't mean.
Nothing else but he got up out of that bed, walked out of his room,
didn't even look at me or say a word.
That's funny. I said, look here, you all know one thing
I believe Pewee had been turned into a zombie. A zombie. What do you mean?
You should have seen that glassy stare in his eyes and
the way he didn't listen when I was talking to him.
Now, you know what I mean?
Zamy, you know, zombie,
we're gonna find p we can get him out of the fighter's paradise.
See, now, the first thing we do is, is your friend.
That's what we want to know what you do to him. I,
I did nothing in
his condition.
He should not be moved or we're gonna find him and bring him back to camp.
No, no, I insist that you stay.
You see, you're weary
and you see things not as they are, but as your imagination paints them for you.
I suggest that you all retire and that Luigi and myself look for your friend.
You cannot have gone for her.
Well,
maybe you're right. I think I got hallucinations. Huh?
Yeah, I guess I've been
painting pictures. Huh?
Well, what do you say fellas?
We all get a good night's sleep and talk about it after breakfast, huh? Yeah.
Ok. Mr
Harrow
man
wanted to
come
on,
come on. Hurry up.
Oh, why not?
Yeah,
you'll never get out of there. Listen, Danny, me's gonna take the top floor.
See you, you take skinny and screw on. So this floor on the one below.
If anything happens, holler.
If you find pee wee holler even louder, we'll meet you down at the foot of the stairs.
Come on, let's
go.
Come on. Fellas.
Go ahead. Schooner.
Look there. No, no, no, I ain't gonna look there. Uh You're yellow.
If I'm your you car,
what are you scared about? I'll be right behind you. Go ahead.
That's long enough. There's nothing there.
Stay close. Will you mind?
I am.
Hey, you got a match. But
so what was that?
Maybe someone's trying to break the lease.
We ought to have a candy. Yeah, I'll go get you two guys. Stay right here. I'll be back.
Hey, grumpy said to wait. I know what he said, but something tells me to keep moving.
Not in there, there's nothing in there.
Nothing there.
Hey, pee Wee.
So you reckon he gonna be in there. I don't know. Maybe,
wait, wait, wait, wait, don't go in there. You know what he said?
Don't go in there, wait for him. I just take a look and see.
Hey, skinny,
skinny.
Stop kidding.
You're joining.
Be nobody in there. He's gone.
Oh,
I'm
out of
here.
Oh,
it's you, Griffy?
Where's skinny?
I don't know. He disappeared. I mean, disappeared. He went in that box and he's gone.
Where?
Come on, I
show
you. Come on
in there.
Skinny,
skinny, skinny
Aussi.
You stay right here. Don't move
and glib it,
it
is. You in there. You is agent.
Come on now we ain't got all night.
The both is gone.
Oh,
Mazie
bugs.
Mugsy. Come on up here. Help me. Come, mugs.
Oh,
I want to give out
the
mugs.
Hey, he's coming.
Bugsy.
Skinny and limpy went in that box and they're gone.
I went in and looked but I don't see them in there.
Mugs. I want to get out of here. I don't like this place. This place ain't.
Oh, get out of
here.
I
wonder where this goes.
Attic, I guess.
Let's see.
I'm
in such a hurry
in a hurry.
Constable. Have you seen any of our boys around town? No, I haven't.
Why six of them missing. And I thought they might have come in for the bright lights.
That isn't all Linda went out to search for them and she hasn't shown up. You say six.
That's right. It sounded like Joe here might have taken a shot at him tonight.
Hit one too. Maybe. What do you mean? Took a shot at them?
Well, I can't take him over to the very ground.
Can't have anybody pro around dead night yet. Yes.
But why shoot at a bunch of harmless kids? He only used buckshot.
Jeff couldn't have hurt anyone bad. Well, where'd they go? Where are they now?
Fred, I've got some bad news for you, Jeff. I want you to take it easy life. Come on.
Come on. What is it? Do you remember hearing about that monster? Murder on the radio?
Yeah,
we got reason to believe that he's hiding out
in the old Billings house near your camp.
Joe here thinks he saw the lads heading for the house. Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
J I just told you my girl's out there in the woods but you're not going out there alone.
I'll call in some of the boys and we'll go with you.
That's a dangerous maniac out there. Hey, Hank.
Look,
coffins.
Just like a book set.
Oh, go ahead. Open it.
Are you open this?
Maybe it ain't supposed to be open till Christmas.
Go ahead, open it.
You take the other r
ok.
It's locked. Are we lucky?
Maybe we better try the other one,?
I'm sure there are a lot too.
What's the future like in coop?
Maybe we better go back downstairs and I don't think Pewee's up here.
I don't think so.
Yeah,
we come up here
so we don't,
hey, appealing.
Yeah. Well, let's get him
too much.
That's funny. Now,
hey, Monster,
look out the monster. Quick. Stop.
You sure. Scared the heck out of us. What did they do? Make you nervous?
Where did you come from? That's what I'm trying to find out.
Where's Mozzie? Oh, he's right around here,
MS
Mary
Mars
Mary.
Hey, Marge,
I let go feed the kid.
I didn't see him go out. Did you? No,
let's take a look.
There ain't no job no more.
Hey,
hey, what's the matter with you?
Wait a minute
that your love
I can't breathe
right?
Daddy.
I've
got you right in the head for this
lady. Come on, open it up.
Ok?
It's what?
Just a minute? We'll break it open.
Oh
God, you want to get water on the brain.
Oh,
here,
keep the side of it
there.
Hey, m
you're lucky. We were just gonna leave.
I,
I couldn't get out of here. Must have got stuck.
Hey,
was that you in that hope chest?
I'm excited so much. You've been through an experience and experience. I don't you
catastrophe.
And that's a beautiful way.
Now, listen, we saw people come in here and he must be around, you know,
quickly we find the quicker we can take a powder.
Now let's make a search.
Three will be 21.
I'm going to relax like you said, I'm going to take it easy. Oh, Dictator.
I
mean,
it's dark in here.
I
find some matches in.
What?
Well, I ain't scared now.
Some folks might be but I ain't.
This sure is a nice cozy room. That's what it is.
Nice and cozy.
So mighty nice folks must used to live here
until I just furnish it.
That's what my man has said.
I wish I was with her right now too,
but it sure is a nice room. Yes, it is.
It sure is
a white spider.
That must be the ghost of the black widow. Get out of here.
Go, get out, get it, kill it
right?
All. Look at the back of hand. Don't bother me. I don't smoke so I ain't bothering you.
That's all right.
Well, please, Mr Spider,
come back and wear me a ladder so I can get out of here right now.
I'm getting out of here now.
Hey, you chasing him. I ain't chasing nobody. I want to get out of here.
Where did you go? I'll tell you later. Let's catch him.
Hey, where'd he go?
Go?
I got him,
***.
They
all
that.
Oh What,
what is the
feeling?
Well, now we got him. What are we gonna do with it? I don't know.
I wish we had a mouse trap or something.
Hey, let's put him in there. Come on,
come on,
throw him in there.
Hey, listen to that.
He's grown a lot.
Ok.
The
world
this place is gonna give me a nervous breakdown. I'll be.
Yeah. Well, if it doesn't, I will. Hey, look at this.
It's just a beauty. Hey, no,
the light will be loaded. Uh, you can look, it's full of cobwebs.
Even the trigger is rusty.
Yeah.
How do you like that? Pikey?
And I haven't got my hood.
So what? They're out of season? There's no wear in them like,
hey, MS
wake up,
I think you're snapping your fingers like that before you woke me up.
Didn't you hear the gun go off gun?
I told you to find p we not shoot them.
We didn't even get to see them.
It's a fine thing.
See, well, if you want something done around here, you got to do it yourself.
Hiya Pal.
I don't see it. I don't see that.
He's still coming.
Come on
then
go away, Mr Ted Man. Now, go away. We ain't bothering you.
You are the young lady from the camp. Well, yes,
there's a mad killer in the Billings house and your boys,
the boys who are missing from your camp
are there and in his power. No,
I'm going to the rescue now,
then I'm going with you. You will follow my orders to the letter. Of course,
good girl come.
So when this thing almost fell on me out in the hall, I got the idea to put it on.
Not bad, huh?
And mighty frosting.
See, look at m
don't you do that no more? Don't do that. Why not,
man? You like to scare us to death.
I'm going up to get Danny and
you guys wait down here.
I got something to talk over with you and if pee wee comes in, you hold him,
we got him
be we,
man. Don't Murphy look funny in them. The aluminum pajamas though.
Why? This is good work.
Say what you back so soon?
See, I thought you wouldn't look for other guys and that's why
you trying to mix us up.
What is this in the word?
It's
too.
Ok. Ok. I give up, I give up.
Do we?
Hey, Pewee.
I
fooled. It didn't I? Very funny. Very funny. You didn't fool me for one minute.
What's the idea of playing games? What are you doing? Wearing that suit? Oh
my teller told me we're like iron. I gotta wrap this hook, iron around your neck.
Come on. Let's get out of these animated sardine cans and find Pee Wee.
Hey,
got a can opener. No, but I got a pocket knife.
Uh
Oh
Hey, wait a minute.
Any and people you are missing, it's up to us to find them or we'll all be missing.
I wish I was missing right now.
Let's go down to the cemetery and talk this thing over where nobody can hear us.
Look at mugs. Do we have to go out there. Why not?
Well, I just don't do my best digging in them. Their graveyards. I cannot.
What was that?
That, just your imagination
looking Olympic. If anything happens to me, you'll notify my man, won't you? Sure?
Sure. If something happens to you, who am I notify first?
Just notify me first and nothing will happen.
Mhm.
Oh, boy.
Hi.
You all right.
Yeah, I'm ok. Oh, where was you? I was sharing a room with a skeleton.
A real live skeleton. Do you ever see a real live skeleton? No, sir.
If I never do that would be too soon.
Now, if we can find pew wee, everything's gonna be all right.
That's how I got in the room with him.
I was following pee wee and he went in a secret passage,
a secret passage where right down here in a cellar,
I tried to find a spring to it but I couldn't.
Hey, maybe we all tried. Come on, I'll show you who
a
roommate, Mr Bowens. Boy,
it is skinny. Come
on.
I mean, I like that. It's open. Now, dude, we must have come back.
Hey, this looks like the place where the plot begins to thicken.
Let's take a look and make sure. Come on.
Yeah.
All right, man. We ain't waiting any longer.
I
know.
Yeah.
Now, listen to what I gotta say.
Remember in that book, what it said about the Monet,
you can only scam with two things, silver bullets and blessed onion.
But
we ain't got neither. So, there's only one thing we can do and that's to get tough.
Plenty tough. See,
what do we do with the fellas back home when he stepped out of line? Mark him out.
Exactly.
That's what we're gonna do with that Vulture.
And the little termite that hangs out with him, get
it
place would be just like the subway if they had lights down here.
I wish the train had come through.
This thing's green molded
and
mhm.
So
you couldn't stay away. Could you?
The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
Who,
who are you?
You don't remember me. But 20 years ago in this very house,
I was a living being.
I had flesh on my bones. Blood flowed through my veins. But you
do.
You scared the health out of me?
I was never in this house until tonight.
You have made a mistake. It is you who has made a mistake? My friend for years.
You have wanton taken the lives of millions.
I am going to take yours.
Hello,
the
law.
Hi.
Ok.
Like a mackerel. We get a rope quick. We tie him up. Hurry up, hurry up.
All right boys make those knots good and tight.
Hey, Mo,
you let him have it.
What are you kidding? Waiting for the cops? Oh, let me punch your skin.
So you up to today,
you invite me to face time. Hey, what do you say?
We pick up pew wee and get out of this finest morgue.
Hey, maybe there's a reward for this guy.
Boy, there is, my mother won't have to take it no more. Wash, why not? I'll
play one of the sporty roses and go around and collect it for him.
All this for me. Chauncey.
Hi. You fellas.
Pee wee.
Hey, you all right.
I'm all right.
Hey, what happened to you guys? What happened to us? He wants to know
you've been running around the house.
That guy walking to sleep and we've been chasing after you.
Yeah. The
last thing I remember is that guy giving me a pill and then I went to sleep. I
sure had some funny dreams though. I'll play that across the board.
Well, can you get up? Sure. I can.
Hey, fellas, do something to scare me, will you? I got the heat cuts. Good.
Uh Oh,
we're still friends, ain't we?
No
this way.
All right, you men surround the house when you hear a shot break in wherever you are
going
in the front door.
Let's go.
Let's get,
what?
Where's your line in?
This must be it. It's locked. We'll force it.
Hey, what is this?
Haven't you? Fellas h the deer season is closed.
Mugsy. Are you? All right? I certainly, I'm all right. You boys. Thank you.
Lucky stars. We got here in time. Yeah. Why?
That man's a monster.
You're near sighted bud. You listen to me, I'll tell you the whole story.
We was all going to town soon.
We decided to take a shortcut to a cemetery when
some drunk takes a pot shot at PW clips him.
So we brought him up here to get him all fixed up.
The first we thought this was a haunted house but it's not.
And if it is, he ain't haunting it because we thought he was a monster too.
But like I said, he's not just a magician
and a very good one too. He's come up here to practice on the routines.
This guy here is his assistant the best in the country.
What about that? Head on the plane?
Just that's the old, the old salami trick.
You know where the girl carries the guy's head in the tray. Well, I was the guy.
Mm.
That Linda.
Bye.
The
locker.
The lockers.
Throw
your fire in here in a minute.
I got a better idea. What is it?
There's a window in there. See
you fellow slipping through the skylight and I'll be all set that.
Give me that light. You keep that
vs attention out here. Yeah, wrap our door.
You
go ahead
and he
was,
I'm
not
and help.
Yeah,
and
help.
Uh
one
there. You,
you won't remember.
Oh, I thought you'd never
get
here.
Let me,
hey, look who the monster is. Hey, we can do we watch you.
I wouldn't be surprised. I ain't sure I had us fool there for a while.
Van Gross or whatever your name is. I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.
You fool. Hey, let's go figure out how we're gonna spend that money.
Right?
Uh
Ladies and gentlemen,
for peace. The
Ance now
those famous disappearing cabinets.
Good magic deserves lovely assistance. Will you help me, please?
That's my
girlfriend.
All right.
All right,
Mohan.
She just disappears,
gonna bring her back.
And I
hope,
I think that's probably the easiest trick I've ever seen.
I think I can do it.
You can. I certainly can. Not only will I find a young lady but when I do we'll isolate.
Now. Why don't you try? I will just give me five seconds and I'll have her.
Oh, delighted.
What talent?
I got a professor.
Oh, have I got a,
yeah.