King of the screen,
I've got everything.
Fashion
The you.
be the king of the scream.
I want to be seen.
I'm up there in the lights and everybody sees me.
Tickets please,
the show's in 3.
I'm the king,
the king of the spring.
Are you sure this is the right place?
I,
I think so.
All I see is a rundown building.
Is this where you're supposed to meet your contact?
I don't know.
I,
I can't see the address,
but it
should be.
Let's find out
Hello?
I'm
here for the interview.
I don't see a doorbell.
What are you doing?
It looks like it's open.
We can't just walk in
Why not?
Hello.
I'm here for the interview.
I don't think we should be in here.
Come on,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
Lacey.
How many times have you said to me while watching a horror flick,
how stupid people are for yelling out while walking into a dark room.
I didn't yell.
I whispered.
Besides,
this isn't a movie.
Why did you lock it?
I don't want any surprises.
I don't need anyone else walking in.
Oh,
brother.
It doesn't work.
What,
what doesn't work?
The light switch.
Check my backpack for my flashlight.
This isn't a flashlight.
This is a toy
I can't believe he bought this wee gas was light.
You bought that weak ass flashlight 2 years ago for my birthday.
Can't be all that bad.
Just
get my camera out of my backpack.
We can use that light.
Scissors?
For protection
But first,
I need you to record me.
Are you sure we should be doing this right now?
Yes,
I need to document this.
Just hold the camera still.
So what,
are you a reporter now?
Don't be such a jerk.
Hold it still.
I'm here at the interview location,
but uh no one appears to be here.
Why don't we just leave?
Like you said,
no one's here.
Well,
shut up.
I need to document why I didn't get the interview.
So I,
I drove up to the location.
You mean we drove up to the location.
I was driving
Fine.
We,
meaning my brother and I,
drove up to the location that was given to me by my contact.
But
no one seems to be here,
so I'm just going to take a look around a little bit longer.
Hand me the camera,
will.
Yes,
boss.
Oh crap!
Are you all right?
Yeah,
I put my knee to something.
Look at this.
Looks like someone here.
All right,
let's just check around a little bit more.
Stay closer to the camera this time.
Oh,
what is that?
Is that blood?
I think it is.
OK,
we need to get out here right now.
Do you hear that?
What?
No.
There it is again.
What's that sound?
It sounds like dragging.
The sound is coming from over there.
Well,
I can point my light toward it.
Are you kidding?
Do you really want whatever it is to know we're here?
All right.
Well,
let's not just stand here.
Let's keep going.
Point the camera over there.
Keep the light ahead of me.
It's too creepy,
Will.
I can't,
I can't.
I,
I can't go any further.
Let's just go back.
Lacey.
We can't go back.
We don't know what's back there.
We had to find another way out.
You were right.
I shouldn't have just walked in.
You can do this.
OK.
How far can you zoom in with a camera?
Can you see anything?
There doesn't seem to be anything
over there in that direction.
Let's keep going.
I can barely see beyond the camera light.
I can try zooming in.
You see that over there?
There's a light ahead.
It's coming from that entrance.
Do you see any other way out?
No,
there's no other way out.
Wait,
I heard some noise.
I hear moaning.
Uh,
Well,
What?
Here,
play back.
And
Oh shit.
Here.
Keep recording.
Mm.
Finger licking good.
Stay in your frame,
dude.
Oh,
come on.
Is that,
is that a cut?
No,
man,
keep rolling.
She wants everything,
we give her everything.
Hey,
it's good girl.
Check out Sound guy.
OK.
Uh,
look how weak his grip is.
Does he even lift?
No,
no,
we almost
had it.
Yeah,
some guy.
Hey man.
Check this out.
Well,
here come the crazies.
The sun is down,
it looks hazy.
You better stop to get lazy.
Huh?
Well,
here comes the crazies.
Uh-huh,
uh-huh.
Now you try.
All right.
Let's do it again.
This time let's get it right.
Hey man,
are we gonna keep shooting?
It's been like 3 hours.
And
how long does key grip?
I have to keep taking photos.
Where is he?
Taking ad.
We need someone to take production photos and
the photographer is not here today.
He's the
key grip,
right?
Yeah.
There's your answer.
Listen up,
people.
Never shut it off.
There's your answer.
Never shut it off.
The power strip.
You mean I can never shut it off?
What if I gotta take a piss?
Don't you know?
You're supposed to wear your bag while you're on set,
so you can take a piss while filming.
It's in the contract.
Oh.
Not bad sound guy.
Good one.
We got it,
boss.
Chata people.
1000 ways that I could die in this.
Can you believe they hired that prick?
Yeah,
tell me about it.
Do you know how many times you had to reshoot
scenes because he felt like being a funny dick?
Too many.
The shoot sucks.
Yeah,
man,
they don't pay me enough to be standing around 24/7.
And whoever wrote this script must really be a zombie,
lifeless,
boring,
and as stupid as the script.
I know what you mean,
bro.
I'm taking off after lunch.
Might as well eat something before you leave.
Yeah,
it's like an all you can eat buffet,
but at least it pays something,
right?
Uh,
do you want to get some coffee?
Uh,
can I,
uh,
grab you a cup of coffee?
No,
I think it got spiked or something.
What?
Oh,
nothing.
Drink up!
Enjoy the rest of your day off.
You gotta be careful about what you say around here,
bro.
He's on crew.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Uh.
So you wanna
pick up where we left off or
move on to the next scene?
What'd you say you found this guy?
Um,
Which guy?
That guy,
the
rick who thinks he's funny.
Hm.
Mhm.
That
I'm a of a zombie,
uh.
Uh,
why?
You're so childish.
But of course,
that's why I'm so charming.
Wow,
time flies.
Lunch break is almost over.
Fine.
Go the hurt in 10,
actors on set,
background and makeup and wardrobe.
Actors on set intense
background in folding.
Hey
dude,
Were you talking to that guy earlier?
Oh,
I thought he said he was leaving.
He sure did get into makeup quickly.
It looks like he's already in character.
Yeah,
he's actually pretty good at it.
Dude,
did you know there are real zombies in other countries?
What?
No.
Dude,
you don't actually believe that,
do you?
Oh yeah,
ever since we started filming,
I've been thinking.
Are zombies real?
I mean,
I know there are like dead people walking around,
but like
that dude in Florida who's on basalt,
it ain't that chick's face,
bath salts,
dude.
Yeah,
totally.
People eating other people.
I think those are called cannibals.
I don't know,
man.
Have you ever wondered,
like,
how did anyone even come up with the idea?
They have to be real.
I've seen other movies,
and they look so real.
They're supposed to look real.
It's a movie.
Oh
yeah,
but.
I've been doing some research
and I've found online,
dude.
How many times did I tell you,
you can't believe everything you read,
especially on the internet.
I know,
but.
Look at this article.
It says
An antibody known
to cure this zombie-like disease
was found in the bone marrow of a skeleton
dug up in a town called Ankleore.
No way!
That's fake.
It doesn't even sound American.
Ankle dorn,
look,
it says it was in a town in Rhodesia.
What?
Says it here,
long ago in Rhodesia,
a child was infected
with a fatal disease and survived.
His bloodline carries the antibody.
Rhodesia.
Where even is that?
Here,
let me look it up.
Where
Is
Rhodesia.
Rhodesia,
Rhodesia is now called Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe.
No way!
Family name
Bloodline carrying disease.
Zimbabwe.
Nothing's coming up.
This is fake.
Oh,
try
family name,
bloodline curing disease
in Rhodesia.
All right,
all right,
I got it.
Family name,
bloodline curing disease,
Rhodesia.
What?
What does it say?
May,
May.
Dude,
you're not that gullible,
are you?
What?
Dude,
look at this.
Marshall Ma,
the actor,
yeah,
dude.
He's the guy in break it,
uh,
throw me a hoe.
Oh,
my favorite
bullets with no gun.
I've seen Throw me a U.
Who did he play?
He was a soil shaper,
dude.
He's the meanest,
baddest weed cutter in the whole film.
Per on set,
please.
Cameraman,
Here
In turn,
Get my gear.
Sound guy
Over here.
All I see is half a cookie,
a drink in a golf club.
Got it.
Going clubbing again,
yup.
The only way to relax.
In turn,
get my gear.
Gaffer key grip over here and
here.
In turn.
Yeah,
I know,
get your gear.
I'm impressed.
He's catching on quick.
Where's my background?
Break is all for people.
All background and makeup and wardrobe
on set in 10.
All
background on set.
into the fire.
Let's spread out
arm's length.
Now,
I want you to slouch
one shoulder forward
and bend your knee
inward on that same side.
They look good in here,
boss.
You want me to go over their lines?
Let me check.
Lines,
they have lines.
Yes,
apparently they have lines.
Whoever heard of the zombie speaking?
Yeah,
it'd be like,
hey,
what's your name?
Uh zombie.
Hey guys,
Try to be more professional.
Yes,
ma'am,
boss.
2.
Why did I take this job?
Script supervisor over here.
Yes,
um,
here are the lines.
That did.
Yes.
Go ahead.
OK,
everybody,
this is highly important,
you must not forget your lines.
Yeah.
OK,
people,
that should be easy enough to remember.
Let's move on.
I want you to be more scary.
I want you to move like a
hungry wild animal your teeth ready for your next meal.
No,
no,
not like that.
Come on.
I
know you haven't haven't had lunch and you gotta be hungry.
Intern,
intern.
Where's that intern?
Someone get that intern.
Yes,
ma'am.
Do I look like your grandma?
Uh yes,
ma'am.
No,
ma'am,
sir,
I mean,
never mind.
Go stand over there next to the X-rays.
Ground.
Pay attention.
He
is dinner.
A juicy piece of meat,
and you haven't eaten in months.
You
Eat the beef.
Oh,
this is not an etiquette class.
Could
somebody please show these people how it's
done?
Wow.
They're terrible.
Hey,
where's that one guy?
Shouldn't he be in the scene?
He sure loved convincing.
Yeah.
Where is he?
His background,
right?
Show him the photos and videos.
Oh yeah.
Hey.
What now?
Oh,
boss insisted we not put the camera down,
so I kept taking photos.
Let me see that.
What's your point?
I videoed one of the background zombie,
that guy right there.
Where is he?
I don't know,
but he's got that zombie thing down.
Hey,
Where's this guy?
Uh,
I don't know,
maybe he's back and holding.
Go get him.
Here,
play this.
What am I looking for?
That
guy
Play it again for background.
OK,
everyone,
see this video?
That's the performance I want from you.
Hello,
all back on zombies in makeup on set.
Hey,
that means you.
Dude,
that looks so real.
Yeah,
he's got that down to a T.
OK,
no need to exaggerate.
You proved your point.
Everyone stop.
There may be more out there.
We need to be quiet.
Everyone
move
back.
Everyone,
calm
down.
Over here.
Look
He's just
munching along.
I don't think he knows we're here.
Dude,
what are you doing?
This isn't the time to be taking photos.
I told you they were real.
Really?
So now's the time to be petty?
What should we do now,
boss?
Kill it.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Excuse me,
script supervisor,
but are you the director?
You heard her,
kill it.
hay.
OK.
Boss number 2,
what should we do?
I say
let's go the whole thing.
There's food,
water,
and all the beer we can drink.
We can think of a plan there.
But shouldn't we just try to leave and lock them in the warehouse and call the police?
Sure,
why not?
And you
can explain to them
how we're not responsible for the bloody half-beaten crew member soaking
in his own blood is the vault of the zombie.
Oh,
and not to mention.
We had no choice but to beat the living daylight
out of this guy's head because he was a zombie.
Totally holding,
yeah,
holding this.
Yes
Excuse me,
excuse me,
um,
some of us need to use the restroom.
Really
people.
Just hold it.
Um,
I've been holding it since this morning and I really have to go.
Fine then,
go.
Can you two guys escort these ladies to the restroom?
What's the
uh secret not?
Secret
knock.
But when we come back and want it.
Must I think of
everything?
Listen people,
only gonna do this once.
Here's the secret knock.
And then you answer.
Got it,
boss #2.
Hey,
I need to tell you something.
Dude,
what are you doing?
I need to tell her what I found.
I need to show her.
I told you,
you can't believe everything you read on the internet.
What do you have against internet?
A lot,
right?
I just do.
There's an article here,
a real article
about this kid
who's infected with a fatal disease and survives.
I'm listening.
According to the interwebs,
an antibody known to cure the zombie-like disease
was found in the bone marrow of a skeleton
dug up in a town called Ankleborn.
Anklethorn?
What is that?
Doesn't even sound American.
That's what I said.
It's in Rhodesia.
Rhodesia.
How's that supposed to help us?
Look,
it says the kids survived this fatal disease long ago in Rhodesia,
now called Zimbabwe.
Wow,
I would say this is getting even better,
but it's not.
It's worse.
It's even further away.
I'm waiting for the point.
I'm waiting
for the point.
OK.
It says the zombie curated by his family's name is Mahe.
So
You mean to tell me that Marshall Makey,
the actor,
carries the antibody
that
has the cure for this fatal zombie-like disease?
Oh,
she didn't have to guess who it was.
How did you know it was him?
Everyone in the film industry knows who Marshall Makey is.
Rake it,
throw me a hoe,
bullets with no gun.
I can't believe that you believe this.
Why not?
That zombie thing just ripped the flesh out of our intern.
What's there not to believe?
Calm down.
This is just between us.
We don't need us to get out there just yet.
I'm cool.
OK.
So
what do we do?
Fly down to Rhodesia.
And convinced Marshall May that he has the antibody to
save humankind from evolving into zombies.
I think it's fly across rode show,
you know,
from like the United States.
Where
is Marshall making?
Dude,
you just can't find it by asking where is Marshall making on the internet,
says he's filming in the United States.
What?
Where?
Uh,
Nevada or no way,
California.
What are you doing?
Just so.
to hear the song that's not music.
You
need to go there and get them.
But how are we gonna do that?
He's gonna have like several bodyguards around him or something,
and
what roof do we have?
Look,
you got that zombie thing guy eating our intern on video.
Yeah,
but
he's not gonna believe it's real.
He's gonna think it's a scene from a movie.
See?
I told you they look real movies.
Never mind that.
Look,
you gotta find a way.
If
we can't prove to Marshall May,
we certainly won't be able to convince the authorities.
We will be charged with murder.
We can't let this thing get out there and spread.
So,
say we convince him to come with us.
None of us are like doctors.
Who's gonna create this zombie cure?
Oh,
my auntie aunt works at a place that makes cures for diseases like cancer and stuff.
She'll raise me.
She's like a mother to me.
She'll help me for sure
and believe us.
She's a great mom replace.
She would do anything for me.
She would even keep changing my diaper after I peed in her face.
That's what she learned.
She had to take a tissue and put her TMI,
dude,
TMI.
What
happened?
Everything was fine.
And then we are screaming in the restroom.
We storm in
and we see background zombie actor number one just.
The Merchant on the middle zombie actress #2.
Oh,
and it looks like we found background zombie actor #2.
Where is he?
Um,
He was still munching on the intern.
Yeah,
I'm pretty sure background zombie action #2 turned into a zombie thing
and was munching on background zombie acts #1.
So,
you mean the
background zombie actors
are now actually all zombies?
Definitely.
I would say so.
Hey,
but we managed to lock him in the restroom.
But our intern is still roaming around?
Possibly,
most likely.
OK,
relax people,
we have a plan.
I need you tools
to help these tools escape
and execute that plan.
You got it,
boss number 2.
You too
You need to go
now.
What are you doing?
Dude,
where are you going?
We'll get him at the exit.
Oh
I think that came from the restroom.
No.
That
Yeah.
Well,
here come the crazies.
Wait,
can't get blood on the clothes.
I don't have time to change.
OK,
go.
We got this.
the crazies.
I try to make it.
Baby,
but she ain't been.
I guess I have.
Dude,
can you go check it out?
I gotta do something real quick.
Asshole.
Yeah,
it's me.
Oh.
I'm making this video in case I don't make it.
We're like
a block away.
Uh,
we got here pretty quick.
We like the zombie things didn't spread.
We'd be like
stuck on the road and it
be so totally crowded.
Uh,
bro is out scoping for Marshall May.
Look,
all I want
is for someone to go to my place
and take care of Mr.
Binton.
Uh
Mr.
Minz likes massages behind his ears,
uh,
belly rubs,
but be careful those scratches.
Uh,
favorite movie,
Happy Dogs.
Uh,
he might be hiding under the bed when you get there,
so
be careful,
he's a foot assassin.
Um.
Uh,
he just texted me.
She got a hold of contact.
The film shoots legit.
Reno casino.
Cool name.
So
I gotta go.
All right,
there he is.
Remember,
we can't talk about any of this in front of other people.
Marshall,
May,
can you sign my notebook?
Absolutely.
What's your name?
Gloria.
We gotta be careful.
He might have several bodyguards around.
And can you sign one for Serena too?
Do you pretend to get a selfie with them?
Well,
not actually pretend because
you fan girl are really hard.
Uh,
all right.
Break.
What's your favorite movie?
Throw me a hug or rake it.
Thank you so much.
Thanks for watching.
Hey,
Mr.
May,
can I get a picture with you?
Sure,
come on over.
Hey,
do you mind taking a photo of us?
Sure,
why not?
I
really enjoyed throwing me a hoe.
Thanks,
man.
I enjoyed making it.
I'm glad you liked it.
You were perfect for that role.
The way you
grabbed that hoe and twirled it around your neck
and swung it at that guy.
Oh,
it was awesome.
Yeah,
the fight scene was pretty gnarly.
You guys really seem to know that movie well.
Yeah,
and we work in Phil.
Oh yeah,
what do you do?
Uh,
army grit.
And you?
00 I forgot.
Nice.
You guys take care.
Look,
no bodyguard.
00,
yeah,
we're in the middle,
shooting a zombie film?
Oh no shit.
Uh,
you know,
come to think of it,
we have like this scene,
we got like a restrained zombie.
Yeah,
uh,
we do it,
uh,
in a car.
Do you have any professional suggestions?
Sure.
What do you guys wanna know?
Uh,
could you show us some like examples?
Our car is right over there.
You guys aren't planning to restrain me,
are you?
Uh,
no.
Of course not.
Just messing with you,
man.
Oh yeah,
yeah,
we would never do that,
Mr.
Becky.
You're the king of the screen.
Oh,
it's a zombie character,
dude.
All right,
let's say
you're a zombie
and I captured you,
threw you into my car,
and,
and I want to restrain you,
but I can.
Zombies are awkward,
so it's a bit hard to.
Should I tell you?
I,
I mean,
you as a zombie,
yeah,
oh,
like this.
Hmm,
if it was me.
I would probably try to restrain the zombie behind the passenger seat
here.
Oh,
you mean like you can throw me a hole?
Exactly.
Uh,
how about from like behind?
Wouldn't that make it easier to like restrain it?
I don't know.
I feel like it would be more dangerous to try to restrain it from behind.
Do you have any other suggestions?
How about
Here
Please don't move from Mr.
May.
I don't wanna hurt you.
Come on,
bro,
too slow.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
Oh man.
You're gonna call unnecessary attention,
bro.
sees me.
Tickets the shows in 3.
Speaking about.
S
I.
Whoa.
They're out.
Oh,
wait,
I got another text.
Dude,
this time it's a video.
Well,
we might as well take the tape off.
Ow!
What the hell is going on?
Who's out?
Who's locked up?
Where are you taking me?
What the hell is this?
Why are you showing me this movie?
You guys are crazy.
See,
Mr.
May,
you're the zombie cure kid.
Your bloodline is like the antibody to cure the world.
You guys got the wrong person.
I am not Marshall May.
Mr.
Makey,
we really need your help.
Imagine,
you could save humanity from evolving into zombie things,
but the hero dies,
the Reno casino,
it's just a movie.
Listen.
I'm not Marshall May.
OK,
I'll play along.
But for not being Marshall May,
you certainly look an awful lot like him.
Check my ID.
It's in my left pocket.
I got another text.
Dude,
it's from your auntie Ann.
Your auntie's aunt,
dude.
To go there.
For a minute there I thought we were playing who's on first and what's on 2nd.
Now,
do you believe me?
No,
even Mr.
Mittens can make a fake ID.
Hey,
where are you going?
I don't know,
Mister.
I'm not Marshall Bay.
Maybe you should let me go,
since the
world is coming to an end at all.
No,
I don't think that's a good idea.
Don't you have some loved ones?
Like your auntie aunt?
Don't you want to see her one last time?
I know I have loved ones I'd like to see.
No,
Mr.
Bins has got an auto feeder.
He'll be all right.
Seriously?
I've already proven to you guys that I'm not Marshall May.
You guys are idiots.
Dude,
your auntieance says she's here.
Enough of the Antiet crap.
There's no such name as Anti it.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of reality.
Who are you then,
Mister.
I'm not Marshall May?
Is there something wrong with you guys?
Are you challenged?
You have my ID.
You know who I am.
OK,
then why are you pretending to be Marshall May?
Seriously?
He's my twin.
Whoa.
Wow.
Time to go save the world,
twin May.
Mm
Yes
Mm.
Mhm
Yes.
You wanna know how,
well,
maybe I can show you let's bring the sound down so we have.
Dude,
Turn on the lights.
Oh,
something bitch.
Oh,
I can't be.
Oh
We gas flashlight.
Oh shit,
practical effects.
Cool.
Oh hell no.
Help
me.
Get off me!
Come on this way.
Dude,
where are you?
It's getting pretty serious out here.
Answer me,
bro.
Give me a sign that you're still alive.
No.
They got you,
bro.
You must have been really think you're looking good.
I'll think of you like.
Every time I watch your favorite movie.
Throw me a hoe.
Um
Hey,
let us in.
Uh
Uh,
who is it?
All
right.
Look,
it's Marshall May.
Those are real.
It's Marshall May.
Who's Marshall Ma?
Mr.
Macy,
it's such a pleasure to meet you.
My nephew thinks so highly of you.
You've seen just about every movie you're in,
and so have I,
because he lives with me.
Yes,
Mr.
May,
you're great and all,
but we really need to get some blood from you.
And to here needs us to create a cure from the antibody in your blood.
Mm
Ladies.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this.
I'm not Marshall May.
What?
You're not
Marshall May?
Of course you are.
We've all seen your movies.
Rake it
Throw me a hoe.
Bullets with no gun.
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
OK,
mister,
I'm not making.
This is not the time to be a coward.
That's right,
I said
coward.
Is anyone in there?
Please let me in.
Oh.
Uh,
why is everyone so quiet?
What's going on?
He says he's not Marshall May.
And
where is
T grip guy?
My bro.
He didn't make it.
But
He's still with us.
00.
Yeah.
I don't know.
My toe had.
I'm like his mom replacement.
You can be my mom replacement.
Well,
At least Marshall May
did make it.
So again,
Why is he saying he's not Marshall May?
Uh,
well,
He's right.
He's not.
But he's just as good.
He's Mark Mickey's twin,
Guy Maloney.
We're back in business people
with draw away.
Do you know what this means,
Marshall Macy's twin?
Nope.
You're still part of the bloodline,
and you still carry the antibody.
Hey,
boss number 2.
I need to tell you something.
Yes.
I fell into the exit door,
some zombies wobbled out.
Oh,
great.
Now we really do have to save the world.
But hey,
look at the bright side.
We got twin May.
Marshall make is gonna save the world.
Save the world,
save the world.
Marshall make is gonna save the world as Guy Maloney from zombie homies.
Mhm.
OK
Yeah.
Well,
here come the crazy.
You
Should we save your brother first?
Nah,
there's only room in this world for one of us.
This time
I'm the center of attention.